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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week - Mother's Day Edition (May 9, 2021)

It's not an easy gig raising kids, and motherhood especially is a relentless labor of love. Moms, quite frankly, you don't get enough credit for doing the fantastic job that you do, and so on Mother's Day, we're here to celebrate you and all you have given up to raise your little ones. From your pelvic muscles being shot to sh*t to never having a full night's sleep ever again, to having to answer a million "why" questions from your toddler, you give up your body, sanity, and emotional well-being to have children. I swear your kids are grateful to you for it, even if they don't show it. So in your honor, this Mother's Day, here are the funniest tweets from moms we saw this week, which will remind you that you're not alone in the perils of motherhood. Twitter is truly the place for all mothers to come together and rant about the trials, tribulations, and occasional joys of motherhood. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes
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Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today

Parenting can be fun, but sometimes it can be a real pain in the a**. Kids don't mean to push your buttons, but somehow they know exactly which ones to push and when. Sure, parenting is rewarding, but it can test your patience to its limit, and we feel your pain. These parents deserve a medal after what their kids have pulled on them. Check out these epic parenting fails and here are some more if you enjoyed them. 

Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"
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Parenting Memes For The Exhausted Parents Out There

Parenting is all fun and games until you haven't slept for six years and you have old spaghetti hanging out the back of your jeans. Yeah, that's a thing. So if you're an exhausted parent, or you know an exhausted parent, then these parenting memes will be accurately relatable on a deep level.

funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 2, 2021)

Having kids is hard work, no matter how experienced you are. And it doesn't matter how many parenting books you read; until your kids come along, there isn't much that can prepare you for the life-changing experience of becoming a parent. It's one of those learn-on-the-job roles that doesn't pay anything and requires you to work 24/7. Why do we do it? Honestly, I'm not sure I know. And clearly, neither do the parents of Twitter, who manage to succinctly sum up the trials and tribulations of parenting in a hilarious way. Each week we compile the funniest parenting tweets we found, which might make you feel better about any of the struggles you face while attempting to raise your kids. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes
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Funny Parenting Memes Which Anyone With Kids Can Relate To

Parenting is one of the most rewarding but difficult jobs there is. Forget 9 - 5, this one is full-time, 24/7, 365 days a year. So whether you have kids already, or you're pregnant with your first child, you'll relate to these memes in a deep way. Because as much as we love our little ones, let's be real: they drive us totally crazy and that's on a good day. And here are some relatable parenting tweets that you will also relate to deep in your soul. 

funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - When you can't afford something so you have to put it back MURSULAN @3sunzzz When the nurse told mel could take my 1st newborn son home I thought, "I wonder if she knows that I can't even keep an air plant alive."
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Disturbingly Creepy Pregnancy Photos From People Who Probably Shouldn't Be Parents

Parenting is a privilege that not everyone deserves — a fact which usually comes to light once these people have already had their children. But sometimes, you can tell that a couple has bizarre parenting ideas while they are still pregnant, and you can bet that things will only get worse once they've given birth. One telltale sign could be taking creepy, tacky, and cringe-worthy pregnancy pictures, like this group of soon-to-be parents below. I'm not sure who told them that it's a cute idea to dress your pregnant belly up like a basketball or to pose with a gun, but they were wildly misinformed.  Check out these horrifically awkward pregnancy photos below and cringe along with us.



creepy and disturbing pregnancy photos from people who shouldn't be parents | thumbnail three pictures of creepy pregnancy photos
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes
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Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly

Parenting is one of the most challenging jobs in the world, especially when you're a single parent. Parents don't always get it right; in fact, most of the time, they screw up. But the sign of a good parent is one who can admit their mistakes and apologize to their kids when they get it wrong. One dad posted on Reddit, wanting to know how badly he had f*cked up when he cut his daughter's hair. He explained that he is a single parent and struggles to maintain his seven-year-old daughter's hair, which she refuses to take any responsibility for herself. After many discussions with her, he finally cut her hair, which she found very distressing. His mother and sister told him that it was the wrong move, but he is unsure. Redditors gave mixed responses, with many telling him that his reasoning was fair, but the way he carried it out wasn't OK. Below is his account; scroll through and tell us what you think. Is this bad parenting, or were his actions justified?

Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly| thumbnail Text - Posted by u/Imnotyourbuddytool 5 months ago Was I wrong to cut my daughters hair? I'm a single father, and my daughter is 7 years old. She had long hair almost down to her belly button but I can't ever seem to get her to take care of it. I've warned her over the last year that if she doesn't start brushing her hair at least twice a day, we're getting it cut shorte
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Parenting is no easy feat, and as anyone with kids will know, it is a journey full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Instead of suffering alone, why not share those thoughts with the world, get some sympathy, and make other people smile while you're doing it? Twitter is here to give you the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting, and this week's funniest parenting tweets are just as good as last week's funniest parenting tweets.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

That moment when you realize something completely life-changing is honestly better than any drug I've dried. It literally feels like a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron and it's so satisfying. I feel like the older we get, we get less and less of these moments, but it's crazy every time. Children are the lucky ones because they are just beginning to understanding the world, and boy do they make some hilarious realizations.

If you have kids, or you just want a bit of that 'brain blast' nostalgia, you'll love these tweets!

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

It's that time of the week, where we gift you the gift of the funniest dad tweets we found over the past seven days. It's your collection of dad humor at its best, for you to laugh at, cry with and relate hard to. Parenting isn't easy, and dads try their best... sometimes. Or not, it's hard to tell from these tweets. Either way, here is the best of dad's parenting hacks we found on Twitter this week. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them. 



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

Parenting is a full-time, all-consuming job. You can never switch off, you can never take a break, and you don't get extra pay for the hard parts. In fact, you don't get paid at all, so it's only natural to need a good ol' vent now, and then when going gets tough, the tough get going. And what better place to do it than on Twitter, where you can get endless empathy from all the other parents out there. So here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which you'll relate to if you're also going through the struggles of everyday parenting.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Play-Doh

It takes a lot to make sure your kids stay entertained. Sure, TV works great, but even the laziest of parents will admit that there is such a thing as too much screen time. Play-Doh has provided children with creative entertainment for years, but it has also brought parents endless hours of pain. Many parents will be familiar with the horror of watching their kids smush all the Play-Doh colors together to make one big brown mess as soon as they've opened the packs. Or of finding it squashed into the carpet, which is impossible to get out. Then, there's finding dried Play-Doh in every crevice of the house, months after its initial use. In short, Play-Doh's new marketing campaign should be "Kids love it, parents hate it," as is shown by these Tweets from parents.



funny tweets from parents about the nightmare of playdough | thumbnail text - lilswizzy @MotherPlaylist There is nothing like being a parent and finding a piece of dried PlayDoh in the breakfast you've been trying to eat for the past 25 minutes 4:57 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Are Struggling To Understand TikTok

Parenting techniques change from generation to generation. As new trends and technologies develop, so do the struggles that parents come up against as they attempt to keep up with their kids. Nowadays, kids communicate via social media, which means parents need to catch up and quickly. Specifically, the mystical world of TikTok, which kids spend hours on, learning complex dance moves, how to cook pancakes a million different ways, and how to get revenge on their crush. Parents struggle to understand the appeal and tweet about their frustrations at needing to learn yet another social media platform. Parents, these relatable tweets are for you to make you feel less alone in your TikTok journey. Or lack thereof.



funny parenting tweets about their kids using tiktok | thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec Of course my kids don't pay attention to me. I'm not a 30 second TikTok video that makes absolutely no sense. 5:12 PM · Dec 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 525 Likes
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