Parenting Fail

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

Parenting isn't the easiest gig in the world— any parent will attest to that. But somehow, just as you thought you didn't have any more patience left for your kids and they'd driven you crazier than you thought possible, they do something super cute that makes you fall in love all over again. But let's be honest, the majority of the time, they're just little sh*ts who make you lose your mind. So for those parents who are clearly hanging on by a thread, or even those who seem to have it together but are secretly losing their minds, these funny parenting tweets are for you. Hopefully, they'll make you feel less alone in the struggles of parenting and make you realize that every single child is also a little terror sometimes, not just yours.

Each week we bring you a fresh collection of some of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days because funny parents are worth celebrating. It's no easy feat to keep a bunch of tiny humans alive, especially when they drive you absolutely and totally batsh*t crazy during the process. It's crazy how you can love a person so much that you'd die for them but want to murder them the next minute because they've just taken your expensive lipstick and drawn all over the wall with it. Welcome to parenting. Scroll through this batch of parenting funnies and then head over to last week's batch in case you missed it.

Parenting comes with a lot of unexpected surprises struggles and stresses. But it's all about how you deal with them that determines whether or not the journey will be bearable, kind of fun, or an absolute sh*t show. Humour usually makes most bad situations a little bit better and the funny dads of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that. And each week we gather some of the funniest dad tweets we found to show you this funny side of parenting and make you feel less alone if you are going through struggles of your own. Scroll through these funny tweets and then check out last week's batch in case you missed them. 

Kids are true angels until they're not. Sure, you might love your kids unconditionally, but sometimes, just sometimes, they really know how to push your buttons. It's in those moments that you really question how deep your love is for them. These funny parents of Twitter are the voices for all the parents out there who are being driven to the brink of their sanity by their offspring. And here are last week\s funniest parenting tweets of the week in case you missed them.

Having kids always comes with the risk that one day they'll be old enough to start being sassy little sh*ts. The one-liners that kids deliver can be absolutely brutal, and these parents are getting a little taste of what's to come in their kid's teenage years. Parenting isn't easy, and kids are the most difficult thing about it. These funny tweets of kids roasting their parents and siblings show how much of a blast nightmare having kids is.

We've rounded up some of the funniest dad tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

It's difficult to sum up the parenting journey in just one sentence because it encompasses so many different emotions and experiences. But somehow, the funny parents of Twittermanage to capture the trials and tribulations of having kids in 280 characters or less, and we're not mad about it. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, where parents show the good, the bad, and the ugly of what it's like to have children and somehow survive the journey.

Women are inherently stronger than men. How do we know this? Because no man would willingly give birth or go through labor pains. The proof in the pudding is these dads who totally lost it during the delivery of their children. Even though they weren't going through the physical pain themselves, they couldn't handle the heat. Men, get out of the freaking kitchen delivery room if you can't handle the heat.

Most parents will attest to their kids being their biggest miracles, the lights of their life, and the reasons they push through every single day. However, let's not pretend that they can't be a little sh*ts sometimes as well. Parenting isn't easy, and while we're showing off all the good parts on social media and bragging to our friends about our children's achievements, deep down, we want to kill them. Just kidding. Sort of. Not really. These tweets pretty much summarise what every parent is thinking but doesn't always have the guts to say.

If you're a parent, then congratulations on making another week of keeping your kids alive. Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. so Twitter is an excellent place to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which, as usual, are as relatable as they are hilarious. Oh, and here's last week's in case you missed them.

We can't imagine having a pregnant wife is easy because you have to deal with the hormones, the stress, and the responsibility of getting them through the pregnancy. But being pregnant is even harder, so the sympathy for partners is somewhat limited. These men think they've got it so tough having a pregnant wife and have resorted to being smart asses to cope with it. Three guesses as to whether or not their wives appreciate their sass? Yep, you got it. They don't! These tweets from dads-to-be prove that it's never too early to start with the dad humor.

Parenting is all fun and games until your kids drive you so crazy that you want to kill them. So sometimes, getting even is the perfect revenge you need on your kids to make yourself feel better about whatever they're doing to you. Parenting is all about protecting your sanity, whatever the cost, right? These parents know how to get petty with their kids, not be embarrassed about it, and even shamefully brag about it on Twitter. Enjoy these tweets from parents who have no qualms about winning at parenting.

They say having kids is the most rewarding thing you can do. But when you haven't slept in three years, you have spit up in your hair, and you can't even go to the bathroom without a tiny human following you, it's easy to forget why you became a parent in the first place. To all the parents out there who are losing their minds, humor might be the only thing left that will preserve your sanity, and luckily, you aren't alone. The funny parents of Twitter use sarcasm, sass, and wit to get through the trials and tribulations of parenting, and they are here for you. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which will make you laugh, relate or roll your eyes.

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. Continuously making sure your kids are fed, clothed, bathed, and occupied can get pretty exhausting and make you want to throw in the towel. Unfortunately, that's not really an option, and so you have to keep on going— at least until your kids are 18. To the dads who do manage to keep up the parenting gig, we salute you. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be pretty funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. The funniest dad tweets we found this week are a great dose of dad humor for when you need a pick me up. And last week's funny dad tweets are pretty good too!