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I'm going to be 100% honest. This is a porn movie review.

Your first thought might be, "Huh? Why do porn movies even need reviews?" Well, lets answer that. Porn movies need reviews for the same reason anything needs reviews: because people rely on and TRUST reviews to know if the movie, show, play, concert, and even restaurant is worth their time and money.  

The adult film industry is not what it's made out to be. Sites such as Pornhub and YouPorn show only snippets of movies, designed for users to get in, do their thing and get out. But, the industry has evolved and adult films are now complete with real storylines, themes, and character development that make for high-quality, entertaining, and dare we say it, "realistic" features. 

But this isn't any ordinary porno review. We didn't just pick a movie from from Pornhub or from HBO late-night. No, these adult films weren't even chosen by us. They were chosen by the official voting committee of the "Adult Video News" (AVN) Awards and were nominated in the category of "Best Drama" in the upcoming 37th AVN Awards (Often referred to as the "Oscars of Porn"). Just like any Oscar Ceremony, it is a moment to recognize the achievement of the various aspects of adult films. With categories such as 'Best Actress', 'Best Director' and 'Best Parody', it's truly fitting for there to be a 'Best Drama' section too. 

So sit back, get comfy and dive into our honest and revealing review of "Adelaide". It may even inspire you to watch it afterward.  

The first on the hot seat; 

Adelaide (MissaX)

Nominated for: 

Best Drama, Best Dramatic Screenplay, Best Director – Dramatic Production,Best Editing,

Thanks to Twitter user, @Retr0Joe, for bringing African movie posters into the spotlight -- we can comfortable say this is the best thing we've seen all day.

The artist behind these magnificent artworks is Daniel Anum Jasper. D.A. Jasper has been a pioneer of Ghana movie poster painting since the 1980s. You can see more of his work on Instagram! 

What an amazing day to be alive. 

Dear Hollywood, instead of your obsessive need to turnout re-makes of classics, why not look to history for some incredible stories that have yet to be told? 

Here, Twitter has also given you a jumpstart of some awesome movie ideas, all thanks to Twitter user @KylePlantEmoji.

Got any other awesome stories from history that hasn't made it to the big screen? Share it us with in the comments below! 

The make-up and prosthetics department in the cinema world brings the characters to life! They do such an incredible job at transforming stars into their characters, sometimes it's unreal how life-like they look. Plain and simple, what they do is art. 

I mean, just look at a majority of Gary Oldman movies -- the guy is a total chameleon but he wouldn't be as such without an incredible make-up team behind him! Still a fantastic actor though. If you're reading this Gary Oldman, we love you! 

Okay, got off track there for a second. Here are some amazing cinema transformations that blew our minds: 

Describe a movie with one sentence. Can you do it?

We love these accurate and short movie synopsis tweets! If these don't liven up your day, we're just not sure how to help you. 

Enjoy! 

#TrueHorrorMovieTitles is trending on Twitter and people are creating really terrifying titles. These tweets are just too real and giving us some anxiety, we're gonna need to drink a delicious sugary substance, put on an episode of The Office and take a 6-hour nap... (We would've done all this anyway but now we have a good excuse for it)

Now that we think about it...these tweets are dead on. Willy Wonka is a truly messed-up movie when it put it like that...

People are sharing certain movie scenes that bothered them so much -- they still think about it to this day! Reddit user, u/Litacia, asked the community, "Which movie scene bothered you so much (stupid writing, annoying plot twist, unnecessary romance, etc.) that you still think about it sometimes?" Warning: Spoilers ahead (very old movies but still)

A thread dedicated to the incredible effects used in Jurassic Park that still holds up today, and dare we say...looks even better than the CGI of the new Jurassic World. 

These #ExplainAMoviePoorly tweets have resurfaced on Imgur and it's time for another round because they are just that good. 

These are so true...What's wrong with all these script writers?   

We asked our Facebook users, "What's The Most Awkward Movie You've Ever Seen With A Parent" and here were the top 15 responds! 

We had no idea that so many Harry Potter actors were also in Game of Thrones! Dang, it's like they both cast from the same island or something!

If you've watched enough movies, you start to become familiar with the Cliche's associated with certain types of people. You know, all those movie character stereotypes like the competitive soccer mom, the kind-hearted cop or the fat best friend. They can be tiresome, but when called out and identified, they're actually pretty funny. Rory Turnbull, an assistant linguistics professor in Hawaii (according to his Twitter bio) tweeted a movie trope about his profession that nailed the stereotype so hard the tweet went totally viral. 

In the spirit of the season, global creative platform 99designs challenged its international community of designers to re -imagine some of this year's stand-out moments in the style of classic horror movie posters. Via: Design You Trust

Imgur user Rizzivision recently published a fascinating post outlining a series of interesting details from various Disney/Pixar films. The list is full of tiny observations and cross-references to other films in the Disney/Pixar universe that will make any film geek giddy. If you enjoy reading about interesting and quirky details in films, be sure to check out the subreddit /r/MovideDetails! Via: Cutesy Pooh