Not your average date night.

From swipe to snort.

For women making waves with younger dudes.

A bit of toxic talk.

For when you prefer a blanket over a blind date

Where romance gets a little dirt under its nails

For girls who always choose the wrong dudes.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

It's not you, it's literally me

For those laughable love lapses.

The struggles of parenthood are real.

For the sensuous and silly couples.

For those who can't get over their ex.

Those hitched and hilarious moments.

Once upon a time, I was a server, waltzing to and fro, here and there, taking orders, bringing extra sauce, and sticking candles in the cake customers would bring on their birthdays. I will be honest, not a day goes by that I don't thank the heavens I'm not working in that industry anymore. Too many Karens and Kens out there that I simply do not have the patience for at this time. Towards the end, I was probably a pretty bad waitress, simply because I really despised the job. One thing stands o…

For the ladies who have ex-tinguished the past.