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Sexism is still alive and well in 2021, even against our best efforts. Nonetheless, the women of Twitter aren't having any of it. They're coming straight for the double standards, mansplainers, rape culture, and period shamers at full throttle. Some tweets will make you laugh, some tweets will make you cry, but all of them call out the sexists of the world for their bullsh*t. Scroll down for these super harsh but true tweets. 

Dating is a huge risk. Especially with all of these dating apps, you never know who you're about to share a meal with. They could be rude with the waiter, or even worse, flirt with them. Sometimes the date ends up being more than just awkward, and you realize its not going anywhere good. In such cases you're left with very few choices, and staying there is just not in the cards.

Men should 100% not feel that they can't do or like 'girly' things. First of all 'girly' is a social construct, but beyond that, girly things are just flat-out awesome. Flowers? We love. Scented soup? The best. Girly pop stars? We STAN. There is absolutely no reason why guys feel that they can't partake in all the fun as well.

As women, it is important that we all remain on the same page. It's 2021, none of us should put up with misogynistic men anymore. Toxic masculinity is so out, shaving our heads is in. Really just doing whatever the F you want is what's in these days. Pierce your nipples, kiss your best friend, foster a dog, reinvent your style, grow out your armpit hair. It is simply time to go off queens.

Ever drove yourself crazy not being able to understand the motives of a man? Well, you're not alone. There has to be a reason behind how basically every time a girl is nice to a guy it's perceived as flirting. And if god forbid a girl refers to him as her friend, BOOM, he's 'friend-zoned.' But, why? Can girls and guys just not be friends? Is it not okay to be around a guy, and laugh at his jokes, but not want to sleep with him?

Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.

With everyone's information all over the web, it almost feels way too easy to unintentionally slip into stalking someone. First, you see them on someone else's Instagram post, then you look up their own page, but, oh no, they're private. So it's time to go on Facebook, let's see, maybe their mom's profile is public.

See how quick that was? Being a stalker can easily be a part of someone's everyday routine!

We all know the ick. It's an uncontrollable feeling that immediately, well, drys everything up. It's different for each person, and I'm sorry to say that the consequences are sometimes irreversible. Are we really surprised though, there are about a million unexplainable things that humans experience every day, the ick is just one more. My advice? Don't worry about what you do and whether it gives people the ick, because when its the right person they will look at you and think, "Yum!"

Ever found yourself with a full bladder and a difficult decision to make? Let me set the scene better. You're at a place where only guys live, maybe it's a frat house, your boyfriend's apartment that he shares with four roommates, it doesn't really matter. You gotta go, but you have no idea what the situation is in their bathroom. There could be pee all over the seat, no toilet paper, detergent in the place of hand soap — the options are limitless. It's like a game.

You've heard of mansplainers, and you've heard of Twitter. But what happens when you put these two concepts together? An obnoxiously loud virtual boombox spewing bullsh*t you didn't want to hear today - or ever. You've tried to escape the mansplainers on every corner at work, college, subway, and even the grocery store. You can run, but you can't hide forever. With a keyboard at their fingertips, the mansplainer will inevitably find you.

Twitter provides the mansplainer creature with the outlet he's been looking for. The platform allows him to intrude on any conversation with his superior expertise, knowledge, and opinions, even though nobody asked for them. Here are the mansplainers of the Twittersphere - read it and weep, ladies!

There is a particular breed of men who think that holding a sword makes them look cool. I'm sure you know the type; they can usually be found wearing heavy metal T-shirts, spending all day on the internet, and living off snacks and cola. This gallery of "tough guys" will make you laugh at them because they don't give you a reason not to. And a quick PSA for the men: holding a sword doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like an idiot. Relax with the weapons!

So, it's commonly known at this point that women outlive men in almost every part of the world. I'm definitely not complaining, but it is interesting to think about why it might be that way. I'm sure there's a totally accurate scientific explanation for it somewhere, but conveniently #WomenLiveLongerThanMenBecause is already trending on Twitter so... I bet the true answer is there somewhere. Hehe.

Breakups suck. It's never fun to end things with someone, and it especially blows to get dumped yourself. Unfortunately, breakups are an inevitable part of life, and if you want to fall in love, heartbreak is a risk you gotta take. But even if your relationship does end, it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun in the process, particularly if the ex in question is a bit of an a-hole. Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated has got your back when it comes to helping you get the closure you need after a breakup. They post funny and real letters of disappointment from girls to their "exes", allowing them to publically shame any men who have let them down. 

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

Ever notice a lack of women mentioned in history? Or how they were just described as *blank's* husband or *blank's* mother? Yep us too. It's almost as if they've been blatantly looked over and excluded from history books for centuries. Even today people can have a difficult time recalling significant female figures, so there was a hilarious Twitter thread where women talked about men's historical achievements with the same tone of suspicion and surprise that women's achievements are often spoken with.