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Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.

With everyone's information all over the web, it almost feels way too easy to unintentionally slip into stalking someone. First, you see them on someone else's Instagram post, then you look up their own page, but, oh no, they're private. So it's time to go on Facebook, let's see, maybe their mom's profile is public.

See how quick that was? Being a stalker can easily be a part of someone's everyday routine!

We all know the ick. It's an uncontrollable feeling that immediately, well, drys everything up. It's different for each person, and I'm sorry to say that the consequences are sometimes irreversible. Are we really surprised though, there are about a million unexplainable things that humans experience every day, the ick is just one more. My advice? Don't worry about what you do and whether it gives people the ick, because when its the right person they will look at you and think, "Yum!"

Ever found yourself with a full bladder and a difficult decision to make? Let me set the scene better. You're at a place where only guys live, maybe it's a frat house, your boyfriend's apartment that he shares with four roommates, it doesn't really matter. You gotta go, but you have no idea what the situation is in their bathroom. There could be pee all over the seat, no toilet paper, detergent in the place of hand soap — the options are limitless. It's like a game.

You've heard of mansplainers, and you've heard of Twitter. But what happens when you put these two concepts together? An obnoxiously loud virtual boombox spewing bullsh*t you didn't want to hear today - or ever. You've tried to escape the mansplainers on every corner at work, college, subway, and even the grocery store. You can run, but you can't hide forever. With a keyboard at their fingertips, the mansplainer will inevitably find you.

Twitter provides the mansplainer creature with the outlet he's been looking for. The platform allows him to intrude on any conversation with his superior expertise, knowledge, and opinions, even though nobody asked for them. Here are the mansplainers of the Twittersphere - read it and weep, ladies!

There is a particular breed of men who think that holding a sword makes them look cool. I'm sure you know the type; they can usually be found wearing heavy metal T-shirts, spending all day on the internet, and living off snacks and cola. This gallery of "tough guys" will make you laugh at them because they don't give you a reason not to. And a quick PSA for the men: holding a sword doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like an idiot. Relax with the weapons!

So, it's commonly known at this point that women outlive men in almost every part of the world. I'm definitely not complaining, but it is interesting to think about why it might be that way. I'm sure there's a totally accurate scientific explanation for it somewhere, but conveniently #WomenLiveLongerThanMenBecause is already trending on Twitter so... I bet the true answer is there somewhere. Hehe.

Breakups suck. It's never fun to end things with someone, and it especially blows to get dumped yourself. Unfortunately, breakups are an inevitable part of life, and if you want to fall in love, heartbreak is a risk you gotta take. But even if your relationship does end, it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun in the process, particularly if the ex in question is a bit of an a-hole. Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated has got your back when it comes to helping you get the closure you need after a breakup. They post funny and real letters of disappointment from girls to their "exes", allowing them to publically shame any men who have let them down. 

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

Ever notice a lack of women mentioned in history? Or how they were just described as *blank's* husband or *blank's* mother? Yep us too. It's almost as if they've been blatantly looked over and excluded from history books for centuries. Even today people can have a difficult time recalling significant female figures, so there was a hilarious Twitter thread where women talked about men's historical achievements with the same tone of suspicion and surprise that women's achievements are often spoken with. 

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.

Since we established the wonderful concept of Galentine's Day, being single, flirty, and thriving never looked better. After all, brunching, baking, and boozing with the homies is quite the ideal way to spend your Sunday Funday. Within the warm embrace of your best buds, you may think you're safe and sound from the wrath of disappointing men, yet you would be oh, so wrong. Given today's modern forms of communication, if these men want to find you on Valentine's Day, rest assured, they will find you. And if you let them back into your cold heart, they very well might kill you too.

Certain men that will slide into your DMs on V-day are of a different breed. And not in a good way. As the great Lil Wayne once passionately rapped, "love is in the air, so I hold my breath till my face turns purple." Best to hold your breath, lock up your heart - not to mention all your doors -  and avoid the following men like the plague.

If you've ever been wronged by a man you're dating—and let's be real, which woman hasn't—then you might have felt tempted to send them a scathing text afterward expressing your disappointment. Especially on Valentine's Day. But if you have good friends who care about you, they will have hopefully stopped you from doing so, leaving you with a little of your pride left intact. But now, thanks to the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated, you can kind of send that text to him without sacrificing your dignity. The account helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters women have written to the disappointing men they've dated (or kind of dated).

I love a man with a full chest of hair. I'm talking about enough hair to be considered manly, but not too much that they can easily be mistaken for a wild animal. It's a delicate balance to strike, but when they get it right, it's just beautiful. Not that any man has much of a choice about how much hair they can grow on their chest, but whatever. Anyway, what I don't like, is when a man takes their fabulous chest hair and creates a ridiculous design. I'm all for creativity and self-expression, but this latest trend of men using their chest hair to create elaborate patterns is where I draw the line. Who's with me?

With the plethora of bad dates submitted to us on a daily basis, we have found that there is one thing you can always count on -- people saying some dumb sh*t. While honesty is most certainly appreciated there are some things that are just better left unsaid. However, we DO appreciate you letting us know what an imbecile you are by waving a big 'ol red flag in our face signaling us to run for the f*cking hills. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the 12 CRAZIEST things men have admitted on a first date.