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Being a woman definitely has its perks. We can wear whatever we want, cry whenever we want, and sleep with whoever we want — Just kidding, in that case, we'd be called "easy." But seriously it is 2021, a woman no longer strives to simply marry rich, they are smart, strong, and independent boss bitches. It has become increasingly clear that women are more than capable to support themselves, as well as their husbands and families, It is time the service world catches up as well.

Relationships have their ups and downs, but venting about your love problems on Twitter makes them a lot more bearable. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we came across over the past seven days, and it's like a free therapy session and a comedy routine all in one. Whether you relate to them or not, these relationship tweets are bound to keep you entertained.

A woman posted on the subreddit Am I The A-Hole wanting to know whether her former husband's new wife was unreasonable in requesting that she change her married name. The ex-wife texted the former wife asked her to revert to her maiden name, "Because we are married now, and I'm his wife. I should be the only one with his last name." The OP wrote that she and her ex, "have not been married for over 12 years. The reason I did not change my name is due to all my professional certifications and licenses. Ex and I agreed when we got divorced that it was too much of a hassle to change everything, and I would keep my last name the same to avoid the stress and headache of having to do that."

Of course, Redditers jumped to her defense and calling out the new wife for being unreasonable, as well as her former husband for indulging the nonsense. See what you think of this ridiculous woman.

So here's something that you don't see every day, especially on Instagram. Meet Mark Bryan, the "straight, happily married guy that loves Porsche's, beautiful women, and incorporating high heels and skirts into my daily wardrobe." Now, of course, anyone can wear whatever they like, but personally, as someone who can't walk in heels, why anyone would put themselves through that absolutely necessary is beyond me. But you do you! This is a judgment-free zone, and I say wear whatever makes you happy, whichever gender you are.

The universe has a funny way of bringing people together, and people meet their partners in all sorts of ways. Whether it's online, through friends, at college, or chance meetings, every couple has their unique story. Redditors have been sharing their "anyways, we're married now" stories, and they're giving us all of the feels! They genuinely show that you never know when your life partner is just around the corner, so all you single people, don't give up hope just yet!

Married life isn't always bliss. Sure, there's lots of love, but it's supplemented by petty arguments over anything and everything, with some nitpicking in-between. These tweets about the reality of married life show just how much couples can get to each other when it comes to the everyday squabbles. But they also show the love within marriages too, so it's not all bad. 

Talk about couple goals... a Japanese couple has been married for 40 years and wears matching outfits every day and it's the cutest thing ever. Tsuyoshi and Tomi Seki have nearly 850,000 followers on Instagram and have gone viral. Here are some of their outfits. Remember, couples who match together stay together!

Sing it with us -- "Love and marriage, love and marriage / They go together like a horse and carriage!" We're so close to the weekend and these tweets will help get you there just a wee bit faster! Enjoy these tweets that are the embodiment of marriage.

Is this too accurate or what?!