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23 Brutally Honest Tweets About Married Life| Thumbnail - Smile - Jawbreaker O : @sixfootcandy Find yourself a spouse who giggles when the ketchup bottle farts. 6:21 PM · Sep 9, 2021 976 36 1, Share this Tweet

23 Brutally Honest Tweets About Married Life

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funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

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relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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People Tell The Unusual Ways They Met Their Spouse | thumbnail text - Justin Sytsma ... @justinsytsma Replying to @edgykristina We were 13. Her family was moving to town for her dad to become the pastor of the church I attended. The church sent a little "meet the family" brochure and I was like "oh she's my age! I'm gonna marry her!" 6:51 PM · Jul 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Tell The Unusual But Also Totally Heartwarming Ways They Met Their Spouse

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - awbreaker ... @sixfootcandy Marriage: Because who doesn't want their husband using expensive eye cream on his elbows? 8:38 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 140 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 595 Likes

Funny Relationship Tweets That Show The Less Romantic Side Of Love

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets That Had Us Howling

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Month

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 19, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

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