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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

Sometimes, the only way to distract yourself from your romantic perils is to post them on Twitter and laugh about them with the rest of the world. It doesn't matter whether you're single, married, or in some weird situationship; everyone can relate to our weekly selection of funny relationship tweets. Enjoy this week's haul, and then look at some more for further love-related humor.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.
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Marriage Memes You Can Relate Hard To

Marriage is all fun and games until your husband annoys you so much you want to kill him. Through all the ups and downs of married life, the most important thing is to laugh with each other. And to laugh at each other, depending on how much your significant other annoys you. So scroll through these marriage memes, which might explain your marriage better than you can because memes express the words we don't know how to say.

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail includes two memes Text - me waiting for my husband to come home from work and explain to me why he had a girlfriend before me, When my husband unloads the dishwasher once. It ain't much, but it's honest work
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 5, 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest relationship tweets and they're as good as ever. Some people consider therapy when their relationship is going south, others speak to friends. But some put it out on Twitter, and we love those people. So here is the best that Twitter had to offer this week when it comes to all things love. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Text - Karen Chee @karencheee The #1 thing I look for in dating is someone who always knows what they want to eat. I never know and I do not care and I just want it to be decided for me. I would like to date a school cafeteria 12:45 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 208 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 30, 2020)

Whether you're single, married, or in a situationship, you'll know that relationships are a rollercoaster of emotions. The highs, the lows, and everything in between are what makes love worth it — or so they say. And during the lows, it's vital to laugh together to get you through the hard times. The hilarious people of Twitter understand relationships all too well and know how to use humor to push through. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets we came across to make you feel less alone in the frustrations of all things romance related.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Cat Rosé (from the dead) @WinningByARose me: I need a cure for a broken heart witch: ok drink this me: what is it witch: vodka
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 23, 2020)

Our romantic relationships are a hugely important part of our lives and take up a lot of our time. Through the highs and the lows, the fights, and the makeups, every couple goes through the same thing, even though you may sometimes feel alone. These funny relationship tweets will remind you that Twitter is on your side, but most importantly, you're right, and he's wrong. Always.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Lil BOO @LizerReal Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 10, 2020)

It's time to dive into your weekly haul of the funniest relationship tweets we came across over the past seven days. Anyone in a relationship knows that while the good times are great, the bad times can push you to the edge of your sanity. So why not vent your frustrations on Twitter, where you can get all the sympathy you need. Check out these gems, and then here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Jude D @heyitsJudeD Just squeezed my own boob and sighed hard in case your wondering how my sex life is going
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 9, 2020)

Relationships are great when they're going well, but it's hard to be enthusiastic when it's not all roses. We're talking about the times when your other half drives you so crazy you want to kill them; you can probably relate. And so can all the people who take to Twitter to vent out their relationship woes. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which will hopefully make you feel less alone in your own struggles and give you a laugh at the same time. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy My wife wants another dog. I don't want another dog. So we sat down and discussed it in detail and it turns out we've been on a waiting list for 4 months
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 2, 2020)

Another week has gone by, which means we've had seven days to collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find. And, as ever, we found a great collection. Because when you arm someone whose other half is driving them crazy with a Twitter account, the results are brutal. 240 characters might not sound like a lot, but its plenty to vent about the ups and downs of your relationship. Scroll through, enjoy, and then check out last week's haul in case you missed it.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 25, 2020)

Nothing makes a relationship easier than venting about it on Twitter, and we sure know how to find the funniest ones. Each week we treat you to the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, and this week's are just as good as ever. Tuck in on this twitter feast, and then check out last week's when you're done. 

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - Text - Jude, sexy siren of the south @heyitsJudeD My husband asked me what l'd like for my birthday Is 'a divorce' an appropriate answer? Asking for me.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

Relationships - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And if you're living with one, you can bet someone is going through the same frustrations that you are. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we came across, collected, and put in a handy list for you to scroll through and relate hard. And when you're done, here are some more. You're welcome!


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days. It's all fun and games being in love until your partner drives you so crazy that you have to vent about them to the world on Twitter. Can't live with them, can't live without them, eh? Then, there's the single folk out there who are happily unattached and not getting frustrated by anyone. The grass is always greener. Anyway, enjoy these twitter gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. I'm sure you can relate to the feeling of your significant other driving you up the wall, but also not knowing what you'd do without them. Well, one way to let out your feelings of utter frustration is simply by Tweeting about them; there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

Twitter is the best place to vent about your relationship. You're guaranteed to get the support, encouragement, and validation you so desperately seek while simultaneously entertaining the masses. It's a win-win! Check out this week's funniest relationship tweets, and then head over to last week's haul, just in case you missed it.

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

Sometimes, you just need to vent about your significant other. Sure, you love them, but god do they drive you up the wall. Of course, Twitter is the best place to do it, and there's nothing like a bunch of funny relationship tweets to brighten up your day. Right? I thought so. Scroll through these gems and then check out last week's lot in case you missed them.

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.
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