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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage usually means ever-lasting love—except for the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. But for the marriages that do work out, they take a lot of hard work and commitment. Sure, they are full of love, but it's not pure romance all the time. These memes will speak to your soul, whether you're married or divorced. They'll remind you of the trials and tribulations that marriage brings, but also of the joy and love that comes with it too. Sometimes. 

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 12, 2021)

This time of year is hard to navigate when it comes to relationships. Valentines Day can either remind you of how incredibly single you are or, it can remind you of how much your partner drives you crazy if you're in a relationship. Of course, it can also remind you of how much you love your partner, but you can see yourself out. Thank you very much. I'm not bitter about being single at all. Promise. Anyway, here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we found. Happy (or not so happy) Valentines Day to you all.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes
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People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Marriage means being with one person forever—aside from the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. And forever is a long time, so it's only natural for the quirks that you found cute about your partner at the beginning of the relationship will start to grate on you as time goes on. And so begin the recurring arguments, about the same old thing every. Single. Damn. Time. If you think your marriage is unique because you can't get away from these fights, think again. A viral tweet asking people for 'the stupid, recurring arguments you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having,' has shown just how common some issues are in marriages. 

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 5, 2021)

It's been a long year for couples because quarantining with your significant other can really put your relationship to the test. Equally, it's not easy to be alone during these times. Spooning yourself to sleep isn't practical. Or so I've heard—not speaking from experience at all. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally real relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobry ... I don't know who needs to hear this but before when you find old yellow teeth in your husbands car and accuse him of being a serial killer, always make sure there's not an empty bag of corn nuts on the floorboard 6:10 PM Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 258 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 29, 2021)

If you're ever feeling down about your love life, turn to Twitter, and you'll immediately feel better. Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. Either way, you're guaranteed a laugh, so here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Jessie @mommajessiec ENGAGED: Netflix Chill MARRIED: Netflix WHERE IS REMOTE? ARE SITTING ON REMOTE? GET UP
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

Marriage has its ups and downs, but now, relationships stand to test their strength more than ever. We all know that love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly, and that's probably the only secret for good long-lasting relationships worth knowing about. These funny tweets about marriage are guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both because they're oh-so- relatable.

funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements, and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance. Love and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or, like wine and ice cream. Or, Netflix and chill. You get the point; they're meant to be. This fresh batch of funny but brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like, roll your eyes, and make you want to check out last week's haul when you're done.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

Relationships have their ups and downs. Sure, therapy is a great way to process your feelings, but it's expensive as f*ck. Twitter, on the other hand, is free. So when you need to rant about your partner who is driving you crazy or complain about being so single that you're starting to grow cobwebs down there (speaking for a friend, of course), then tweeting about it can be almost as therapeutic as therapy. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where all the highs and lows of love get penned in 280 characters or less.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes
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Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 8, 2021)

We're starting the new year off with a bang by throwing some of the funniest relationship tweets we've seen so far in 2021 your way. Here's to a new year of hilarious Twitter interactions when it comes to all things romance related. May the Twitter gods shine their light down on us and continue to provide us with weekly laughs at the expense of other people's love lives. Amen.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rachel McCartney 000 @RachelMComedy Kim and Kanye getting divorced right now is the first time they've read the room in five years 2:17 AM - Jan 6, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 793 Likes
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Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

Men and women both experience marriage very differently. And of course, by that I mean, the wife is always right, and the husband is always wrong. They say a happy wife equals a happy life, but just how true is that? We found some of the funniest tweets about marriage from husbands who know a thing or two about where they stand in the relationship. If their opinion is anything to go by, then a happy wife does indeed bring a happy life.

husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 25, 2020)

The trials and tribulations of love and relationships are enough to drive anyone crazy. That is why married people, all the single ladies, those of us in situationships, and anyone who is just trying their best to get a date can relate to these funny relationship tweets. Because when your love life is falling to pieces, you might as well vent about it on Twitter.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >
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Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands (December 20, 2020)

Husbands are great when they're doing what we need. Full cooperation? He can stay. Piss us off? There's the door, my friend. These tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands might strike a chord with you and make you either grateful or less alone in your plight of having a frustrating husband.




Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My husband has piles miscellaneous documents on every flat surface in our home, infinite clothing living on a decorative bench in our bedroom and is currently hoarding a box of pens from 2005...and he just asked if I knew I had 3 open coffee creamers in the fridge. Pray for him. 1:56 AM Dec 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 128 Likes
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