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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

When you love someone, it means accepting them for all their flaws, even the gross ones. No one is perfect 100% of the time (except you, of course), and every person comes with their quirks and annoying habits. But perhaps the most annoying habit you can find in a partner is someone who snores; it's like winning the 'annoying partner lottery'.

relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Month

Marriage is like navigating a minefield of love and hate. One minute you're standing at the altar, looking at this perfect person in front of you through rose-tinted glasses, blissfully ignorant about what lies ahead. Next thing you know, every single thing about them annoys you, from the way they breathe to the way they style their hair. Now, you have to cohabitate with this person forever, regardless of how much they drive you crazy. Welcome to marriage; as one Twitter user so accurately put it, "The secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles and thermostat settings." Here are the funniest marriage tweets we saw this month, giving you a taste of marriage bliss.



funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes
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Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

I once believed that reaching your 'happily ever after' with the dude you love was the ultimate goal. I couldn't have been more wrong. There's a whole lotta conflict to deal with once you're actually married. Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not all fuzzy feelings, rainbows, butterflies, and sunsets. Relationships take time, effort, blood, sweat, and tears. The best way to express all the issues that come up in marriage? Memes, of course! Scroll down for the funniest marriage memes this week. 


marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of people doing their best not to kill their significant other because of the way they're breathing, blinking, or blowing their nose. Or just for the way they exist. I mean, love is great and all that, but after a while, your partner can start to grind your gears and drive you a little crazy. Or, stark-raving mad. That's why Twitter makes for such a great outlet when it comes to airing your relationship woes. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which give you an insight into the trials and tribulations of the general population's love life. Hopefully, they will make you feel less... alone?

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 19, 2021)

Isn't it so lovely to be in a relationship? You love someone and they love you back - so crazy, and yet so simple. Except sometimes it's not so simple. Sometimes it can get hectic and messy and complicated. People talk to Twitter on a daily basis to tweet about the ups and downs of relationships, and they're funny AF. Check 'em out below. 


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes
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Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

We're all on the lookout for funny dudes, and when women first meet their husbands, they're head over heels in love and laughter. But after a couple of years together, the jokes that you were once made your stomach hurt from laughing so hard just don't seem as funny anymore. Nonetheless, the hubbies of the world are still under the impression that they're as funny as ever, and keep those jokes coming. Of course, they need the whole world to know how funny they are and take to Twitter to share their hubby jokes with the world. Check out the best hubby tweets below. 

funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

In social media world, relationships are sparkling and perfect, the state of mind where everybody wants to be. But in the real world, this perfect exterior completely shatters. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to blast their significant other in the funniest way. Once you see the tweets below, you'll be counting your blessings about being single. Scroll on down for this week's funniest relationship tweets.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. And sometimes, you need to vent about it on Twitter before you go crazy. Each week, we collect the funniest relationship tweets to give you a glimpse into the struggles that other people are experiencing, which will hopefully make you feel better about your shambles of a love-life. And when you're done with these, here are last week's, which are equally as funny.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage usually means ever-lasting love—except for the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. But for the marriages that do work out, they take a lot of hard work and commitment. Sure, they are full of love, but it's not pure romance all the time. These memes will speak to your soul, whether you're married or divorced. They'll remind you of the trials and tribulations that marriage brings, but also of the joy and love that comes with it too. Sometimes. 

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.
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