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Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

The thing about being in love is that it's not always marshmallows and flowers. Sometimes your significant other can drive you crazy, literally making you want to kill them. But then we wonder what would happen if they left... could we bear to be without them? Aah, love — you can't live with it, you can't live without it. And so this complicated thing that we call love that pulls on our heartstrings messes with our head, and sometimes, just sometimes gives us the best feeling in the world, is very hard to articulate in a few words. But, somehow, Twitter users manage to sum up the trials and tribulations of love in 280 characters or fewer, time and time again. And so, dear readers, welcome to your latest version of the funniest relationship tweets that we saw over the past seven days.



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Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but sometimes it can be more hassle than it's worth. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Whether it's about your husband, your wife, your BF, or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Found This Week

Relationships have their ups and downs, but venting about your love problems on Twitter makes them a lot more bearable. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we came across over the past seven days, and it's like a free therapy session and a comedy routine all in one. Whether you relate to them or not, these relationship tweets are bound to keep you entertained.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband just used our personal lube to keep a door from squeaking in case you're wondering about new ways to spice up your own marriage 4:19 PM · Jun 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 150 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,125 Likes
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Funny Relationship Tweets That Show The Less Romantic Side Of Love

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  





funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - awbreaker ... @sixfootcandy Marriage: Because who doesn't want their husband using expensive eye cream on his elbows? 8:38 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 140 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 595 Likes
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is a total dream until your significant other is driving you so crazy that you rue the day you ever met them. Sometimes it feels like that day is every day and sometimes it doesn't, but let's be honest: marriage bliss can often feel like one big scam. So if you're married, you'll relate to these tweets which sum up the marriage journey pretty succinctly. And here are some more funny relationship tweets when you want some more. 

funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets. 



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets That Had Us Howling

Relationships are all fun and games when they're going well, but when they're not, well... it's a whole different story. But that's why Twitter was invented because what's the fun in keeping your relationship gripes to yourself when you can broadcast them for the world to read? Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. And here are some more funny relationship tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 21, 2021)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love—all, from the big wide world of Twitter.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - SPICOY disaster The Spicy Disaster Mama MAMA @spicydisasterma Dating- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = come join me Married- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = if you and/or the kids interrupt me I am going to cut you 5:20 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 62 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

When you love someone, it means accepting them for all their flaws, even the gross ones. No one is perfect 100% of the time (except you, of course), and every person comes with their quirks and annoying habits. But perhaps the most annoying habit you can find in a partner is someone who snores; it's like winning the 'annoying partner lottery'.

relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Month

Marriage is like navigating a minefield of love and hate. One minute you're standing at the altar, looking at this perfect person in front of you through rose-tinted glasses, blissfully ignorant about what lies ahead. Next thing you know, every single thing about them annoys you, from the way they breathe to the way they style their hair. Now, you have to cohabitate with this person forever, regardless of how much they drive you crazy. Welcome to marriage; as one Twitter user so accurately put it, "The secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles and thermostat settings." Here are the funniest marriage tweets we saw this month, giving you a taste of marriage bliss.



funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes
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Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

I once believed that reaching your 'happily ever after' with the dude you love was the ultimate goal. I couldn't have been more wrong. There's a whole lotta conflict to deal with once you're actually married. Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not all fuzzy feelings, rainbows, butterflies, and sunsets. Relationships take time, effort, blood, sweat, and tears. The best way to express all the issues that come up in marriage? Memes, of course! Scroll down for the funniest marriage memes this week. 


marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of people doing their best not to kill their significant other because of the way they're breathing, blinking, or blowing their nose. Or just for the way they exist. I mean, love is great and all that, but after a while, your partner can start to grind your gears and drive you a little crazy. Or, stark-raving mad. That's why Twitter makes for such a great outlet when it comes to airing your relationship woes. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which give you an insight into the trials and tribulations of the general population's love life. Hopefully, they will make you feel less... alone?

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes
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