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Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

I don't know about you, but when I was a child I had literally no concept of money whatsoever. Because my parents wouldn't let me eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, I assumed it was expensive, and thus too nice for us. Boy was I mistaken. Now that I'm an adult, I still feel luxurious every time I pour out the powdered bright yellow 'cheese' all over the little noods. Every time it makes me feel like I've really made it.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944
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People Confess Their Most Inappropriate Crushes

Crushes are harmless, right? I mean, if someone is genuinely interested in pursuing things with someone would they still refer to them as their 'crush'? It was definitely a phrase that was passed around much more often in grade school. But I suppose adults still get crushes, and then the only difference is they can actually marry their crush, like even that day if they were feeling it.

People Expose Their Most Inappropriate Crushes| Thumbnail text - All my local fireman. My mother quoted at age 4 before went on Girl Scout tour local fire department going make firemen leave their wives Peak my confidence.
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Conspiracy Theory: Wonder Woman and Princess Diana Might Just Be The Same Person

As you all know, Wonder Woman is an amazing asset to our society. She's strong and fast, and she'll whip the truth right out of people with that golden lasso. But lately, I've been thinking there might be a truth that needs to get whipped out of HER: who is she, really? Most of us know her real name is Diana Prince but doesn't that sound awfully similar to...Princess Diana? You know, the widely-adored, allegedly deceased princess of Wales? Once I noticed this subtle detail, I couldn't stop seeing the similarities. It's uncanny! Have a look for yourself…



the conspiracy of princess Diana and wonder woman | thumbnail text - BOTH Diana Prince and Princess Diana are the same gender! Sure, lots of people in the world are women. This could be circumstantial. But doesn’t it seem just a little too convenient?
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People Use Twitter As An Outlet To Reveal Wacky Confessions

We all have sketchy thoughts from time to time. It is what it is, we are flawed disgusting human beings. There is no point in trying to hide it anymore! Just kidding the majority of these sound very relatable, weird, but relatable. Sometimes we can think up some crazy logic, and confession is a great way to ease off the guilt of having such thoughts. And it's madly entertaining. Seriously, I live for this stuff, weird confessions, unpopular opinions, hot-takes, they are the best.

People Present Their Weird Confessions On Twitter| thumbnail text - - Gabby @gabby_moraa · Apr 9, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother When ever I go to a public bathroom I don't flush with my hand, I use my foot! 1 27 1
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Women Reflect On Embarrassingly Naive Things They Did As Kids

A child's job is basically to just make a mistake, then learn a lesson, then make a different mistake, and learn a different lesson. They are adorable little sponges that absorb everything around them and eventually gain enough confidence to make their own decisions. So sweet isn't it? Well, spoiler alert, the mistakes never really stop, it's kind of a central part of being a human. But if we're lucky they might be a little less silly than the ones we made we were itty bitty.

Women Reflect On Embarrassingly Naive Things They Did As Kids| Thumbnail text Brought my mother's fluffy handcuffs to school to play cops and robbers with my classmates when I was 5. :-)
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People Disclose What Gives Them 'The Ick'

We all know the ick. It's an uncontrollable feeling that immediately, well, drys everything up. It's different for each person, and I'm sorry to say that the consequences are sometimes irreversible. Are we really surprised though, there are about a million unexplainable things that humans experience every day, the ick is just one more. My advice? Don't worry about what you do and whether it gives people the ick, because when its the right person they will look at you and think, "Yum!"

People Disclose What Gives Them "The Ick"| Thumbnail text - - Liv X @livhartshorn · Oct 16, 2020 ... Replying to @livhartshorn when they set themselves as their screen saver 9. 27 40 825
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Women Expose The Weird Stuff They Found In Men's Bathrooms

Ever found yourself with a full bladder and a difficult decision to make? Let me set the scene better. You're at a place where only guys live, maybe it's a frat house, your boyfriend's apartment that he shares with four roommates, it doesn't really matter. You gotta go, but you have no idea what the situation is in their bathroom. There could be pee all over the seat, no toilet paper, detergent in the place of hand soap — the options are limitless. It's like a game.

Women Expose The Weird Stuff They Found In Men's Bathrooms| thumbnail text - Bella @_mozzabella Replying to @jodieegrace and @kalesalad My boyfriends bathroom has a desk and a toaster in it
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Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes Keeping Hearts Warm

Ah, Valentine's Day. You can smell the romance in the air. Or wait *sniff sniff* I think that's just pollution. Silly me. But for real whatever your relationship status, this Valentine's Day is going to be weird regardless. But one thing that will never change is the ability of Tumblr users to post the silliest, wittiest Valentine's day card meme. Now, let's laugh our way through this day, shall we? Because these are actually funny af.

Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes| Thumbnail text - I think you re.. Not terrible.
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Super Bowl Tweets Are More Entertaining Than The Super Bowl

A very unique Super Bowl took place yesterday. An audience 2/3 full of cardboard cutouts, creepy backup dancers, and very very mixed reviews.

Believe it or not, there are people out there who watch the game simply to watch the game. But if you're anything like us, you would rather relish in the snacks, chuckle at the occasional snarky commercial, and, find ways to kill time until the halftime show. These days, however, there is also another component, the hilarious tweets that begin to roll out almost immediately. Whether you won, lost, didn't watch, don't have any idea what we're talking about — you'll probably still enjoy these witty tweets.

Fifteen tweets about the super bowl that are hilarious| Thumbnail text - - andi :D ... @andivmg i'm too hot to care about the superbowl 8:58 PM · Feb 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 5,461 Likes
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 25, 2021)

It's time to enhance your life and get what's yours with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She's the classiest confidante in town, sharing the secrets to living her best life on a weekly basis. To all the soccer moms who would love nothing more than to spend their Sunday afternoons bitching out the manager, Karen is your new best friend. She understands you, she cherishes you, and she advises you always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Casino Patron, Of course, it's not too much to Dear Karen, Security forced me out of a casino because I refused to ask for - as a PAYING customer, you deserved so wear a mask, even after I much more than the explained that masks worsen discourtesy they dealt your my breathing issues, which developed shortly into corona way. Write a strongly-worded letter to the casino owner
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 18, 2021)

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen.. Dear Karen, I took my kids to Applebee's, and the food was atrocious. Because the service was slow and the poor kids were starving, we ended up eating it all. When I finally got the chance to file a complaint with the manager, they I don't understand the question, and won't respond to it still expected us to pay. How should I handle low rate service like this next time? -
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Pictures Showing How Effing Annoying Toddlers Can Really Be

"Have kids," they said. "It will be fun," they said. Said no parent ever! Sure, babies are adorable. Yes, they are the apples of your eye. Of course, they make you beam with so much pride and love that you could burst. But, when you channel that same intensity of emotion into your feelings when your toddler tips all the cat food on the floor, puts your keys in the toaster, or draws all over the freshly-painted walls, then you might relate to the frustration in these pictures. Because the truth about parenting is, there will be times when you want to literally murder your kids. Or at least give them up for adoption for a week or two, because, like, come on, you deserve a f*cking break! Parents, can you relate?

funny pictures showing how annoying toddlers can be | thumbnail two images, of dof text - "My daughter helped finish my wife’s drawing today." and mess on floor text - "Toddler pulled the cat feeder down. I just filled it last night."
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 11, 2021)

No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.

Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Mama Bear, Write a passionate letter to the CEO describing your ordeal with the unqualified employee, and detailing your integral role as a mother and a regular paying customer. Remember: 88 the CEO needs YOU for business, not the other way around! - Karen
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 4, 2021)

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - "Dear Karen.." The advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE | When the clerk at TJMaxx wouldn't let me return horrendous. low-quality clothing (I don't know what I was thinking when I bought them in the first place), I asked to speak to the manager, of course. To my dismay, the manager also said I couldn't return the clothes because I missed
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Test Your Powers Of Mansplaining Detection With This 'Mansplainer Or Woman?' Quiz

If you are a woman who interacts with members of the opposite sex, chances are you have had something you already know condescendingly explained to you by an overconfident man. Dubbed "mansplaining" by tired women, it has been well-documented and cleverly mocked online. Some women even make up extra-douchey characters and pretend to mansplain to show just how silly it looks. But mansplaining is so common and often so absurd that you can't always tell who's serious and who's just playing a character. So here's your chance to test your powers of detection! Each of the following posts was either written by a real know-it-all of a man, or by a woman pretending to mansplain. Can you figure out which is which? Good luck!

take this quiz and see how well you can spot a mansplainer | thumbnail Seriously ladies, you should try keep your tampons in a sterile environment. Leaving your tampons out and using them later will make your vagina smell.
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Motherhood 101: Kids Will Put Anything In Their Mouths

All first-time parents can relate to the never-ending, panic-inducing task of sterilizing their baby's bottles. All. Day. Long. Seriously, the lengths we go to keep our eldest kids safe, ensuring that every piece of feeding equipment has been washed with hot water, soaked in bleach, and then washed in more hot water. Just in case we missed a microbe of dirt. Our hands may be scalded and raw, but we'll do anything to keep our babies protected, right?

Meanwhile, our little angels sit there eating trash out of the garbage, picking up bits of dirt from the floor, and putting anything and everything they can find in their mouths. I mean, what is the point?! And so, when it comes to our second child, quite frankly, they can eat whatever they want, from wherever they want. And sterilization can f*ck right off!

funny video of mom sterilizing all baby bottles and baby eating dirt anyway
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