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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 27, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Lex @lexi_ciano Who cares if girls look different without makeup d ck looks hella different soft
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The Best Kids Quotes From Last Week (May 7, 2020)

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is back with more hilarious real quotes by real kids Created by the talented Assaf and Sarit Katz, who originally shared quotes from their own children on Facebook which turned into a wonderful page filled with honesty and hilarity.

And since you all liked the first list so much (for those who missed out before, you can find it here), we decided to treat you with even more quotes -- right here, right now!

If you're not following Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook, you're missing out on the fun! If you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 


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Parenting Tidbits: Couple Adds Illustrations to The Funniest Kids Quotes

Kids R The Best Screenwriters has finally debuted in English! A page filled with hilarious and adorable quotes from real kids everywhere! 

The brilliant page was originally created by Israeli married couple Assaf and Sarit Katz. They are both managing the community and creatives, while Sarit also creates all the graphics and original illustrations for everything within their successful page! The talented duo have 3 daughters and around 7 years ago, they began to document their kids insights within a notebook. 

Assaf decided to share a few of those insightful quotes on Facebook and it wasn't long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel! Not only is the page wildly successful, there is also a published best-selling book based on the quotes, the quotes were featured in the Kids Museum and Assaf runs a successful lecture titled, "To Think Like A Kid."

These real quotes provide an insight into the whimsical mind of children, and while most times it's funny and nonsensical, it's also often smart and quite frankly, very honest. As many of you know, kids have no filter. And we're sometimes grateful for that purity and honesty. 

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 

 

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32 Parenting Memes That Hit You Where It Hurts -- The Truth

Parents, you the real MVP. Kids are more than a handful, and we salute all the parents out there who are dealing with this 24/7. 

Parents of world, this one it for you! 

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We know everyone can use a little pick-me-up and what better way than dancing it out with that one fine-tune we can always count on...

We'll be there for you! Through it ALL! 

And that is exactly what Michael and his fellow bandmates (Amitai, Omer, and Vova) did. 

They took the current situation and although each one is apart, they came together to create a parody of the well-known FRIENDS theme song

 :) 

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Credits:

Video by: Michael Rose

Instagram: @thisismichaelrose // Facebook

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The Band: 

Keyboards, Eternal Youth and Charm - Amitai Kurtz 

Instagram: @amitai_kurtz// Facebook 

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Airdrum Champion Of The World - Omer Pank 

Instagram: @omerpank // Facebook

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Bass, Alcogel Spray, and Synchronized Swimming - Vova Gershenzon

Instagram: @bigphatgorilla// Facebook

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Enjoy!

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#GetInfluenced: International Women's Day Edition

Happy International Women's Day my lovelies — what an honor to be celebrating today with you, as a woman and as an influencer. In my (not so) humble opinion, I excel in both of these categories and following the success of my last post on how to create the perfect Valentine's Day, I have put together my three top tips on how to be the best female powerhouse boss bitch babe you can possibly be.

Because, in today's day and age, women can and should have it all. You. Are. Welcome!

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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

Yikes. These are embarrassing.

There's really no other words for it. And we can't decide which tweet is the dumbest, they are all equally dumb. 

Oh, Twitter. Where would we be without you? 

funny tweets stupid people lol embarrassing cringe awkward twitter | woman posing in vacation photos HELLO new york! goodbye america! Helped injured opponent win. ETSMANSN MAXIM PERTORRA LIVES axelu almer ca 4:16 PM 26 Apr 2018
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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

Grant us strength through these equally amazing and difficult times. Give us the strength to say "no" to these absolutely delicious and not-at-all addicting cookies of heaven! 

There's no denying it, everyone. It's back. And the urge is stronger than ever. 

Run. No one is safe. 

girl scout cookies tweets funny lol twitter | tweet by Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw Yeah ate 2 boxes Girl Scout cookies today and l'll do again tomorrow, too are doing support female entrepreneurs? 1,044 3:58 AM Feb 11, 2019
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Ever been on such a horrible date that all you can really do is run for the hills and laugh it off? We've ALL been there. Sometimes dates just don't go as smoothly as we would hope and in the end... there just very VERY funny stories to tell. 

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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes. We've got some real foodisaster winners up in here! 

To be fair, cooking can rather difficult and most people should be practicing their skills (you know who you are!), 'cause practice makes perfect!

On the other hand... a lot of these just seem like common sense. 

Either way, we thoroughly enjoyed reading these and are thankful that even though we aren't that great of cooks... we know not to dump a can of spaghetti sauce into the boiling water. 


funny food men tweets cooking twitter lol wtf yikes disaster cringe | tweet by Natalie Hess @hess_natalie Replying cottoncandaddy once asked my bf open jar spaghetti sauce and turned around he pouring into boiling pasta water
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#GetInfluenced: Valentine's Day Edition

January is finally over (my god, I thought it would never end!) and the month of love is upon us.

Following the success of my last post about New Year's Resolutions, I'm so excited to share my much-requested tips on how to create the perfect Valentine's Day which requires zero effort from your partner and still gives you everything you want and deserve. But first, here's a quick update on what I've been up to since you last heard from me.  



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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

If you're a woman, sometimes your ovaries will scream "WANT!" at you, when you come across a cute baby. That is known as baby fever. 

However, sometimes, you're not ready for such a thing and need to be reminded of that. So, we're here to save you. 

You're quite welcome.

Here are 19 tweets that will help you remember that kids are not always as magical as Instagram portrays them to constantly be! Here is the real, unspeakable side to parenting. 

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020
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Unorganized Backpack Stuffers Reveal Where They Are Now

AskReddit is at it again, asking insightful and thoughtful questions that turn into fantastic threads! 

This time, user u/imconfusedbro1 is asking, "People who shoved their school papers in their backpacks with no binder/folder etc, Where are you now?"

Anyone else feel personally attacked? OK, good. I'm not alone. 

askreddit backpacks life lol funny stories reddit people school | r/AskReddit Posted by imconfusedbro1 People who shoved their school papers their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are now? Even_Appeal NOT GREAT, MY DUDE, NOT GREAT
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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Sesame Street is a children's television series filled with great educational messages. And even though it debuted over 50 years ago, kids everywhere (and parents) still watch the beloved children's show.

And even though parents do watch it with their kids, many will say it is absolutely the ban of their existence. With those high-pitched character voices, songs that feel like someone is drilling into your ear-hole, and just nonstop confusing backstories. 

Luckily, the parents of today have Twitter to express their true feelings. (Sorry parents of yesterday, we truly do feel your pain)


sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.
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