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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

Each week, we scour Twitter and compile some of the funniest female musings we found over the past seven days. We like to think of it as paying homage to the epic women who make the internet whole and who fill our days with laughter. Enjoy this week's haul of funniest tweets written by women, and then check out the last lot in case you missed it.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 19, 2020)

Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women. During these trying times, humor gets us through, and not much beats a funny woman with a Twitter account. So scroll through, check out the comedy that women bring to the world and then check out last week's funniest tweets by women in case you missed them.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The women of Twitter never fail to bring us joy and laughter, and we love sharing our happiness with you. So here's your weekly haul of the funniest women's tweets that we saw over the past seven days. We do the work, and you do the laughing. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol
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Eye-Rolling Dad Memes

Here's a fresh batch of dad memes to make you roll your eyes, chuckle and share with your dad or any other dads you know. Because if there's one thing better than a dad joke, it's a dad meme. You. Are. Welcome! Oh, and here are some more when you're finished with these. 

dad memes to make you roll your eyes | Dad why is my sisters name Rose Because mother loves Roses Thanks Dad No problem Costco Hot Dog | Son do Dad is an alcoholic? alcoholic would see 8 see those 4 cars? An But dad there are only 2 000
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 5, 2020)

Another week of the sh*t show that is 2020 has passed, and the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. So here's this week's funniest women tweets for your entertainment, and when you've finished scrolling through these, here's some more to keep you going. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Sex is cool, but have you ever been running late and the person you're meeting texts they're running late?
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Funny Fake Self-Help Books Planted In Bookstore

We've brought you some of the hilarious products that you can purchase at "Obvious Plant" - a fake publishing company owned by the public prankster Jeff Wysaski, and now we bring you something new. This trick comes in the form of planting fake self-help books with funny covers over regular books. From "So Your Son is a Centaur", to "The Beginner's Guide to Human Sacrifice", these hilarious books will give whoever comes across them a bit of a shock! Check them out. 

pictures of funny fake self-help books planted in bookstores - thumbnail includes front and back of book Text - THE So Your Son is a Centaur AN TS COPING WITH YOUR CHILD’S CONFUSING LIFE CHOICES by Dr. Pinder Chipps HAS SORCERER TURNED SON INTO CENTAUR? Understanding child's decision go through Wizard's Change" can be difficult. Author Pinder Chipps licensed family therapist and proud father two centaurs walks through his own journey acceptance and helps find tolerance own child along way. THIS
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Stock Photography Images On How To Be A Feminist

Feminism: I mean, what is it really? As far as I'm aware, it is the advocacy for and the belief that women should have the same rights and opportunities as men. Therefore a feminist is someone who holds by and supports these beliefs. But what does that look like in real life? How can one prepare themselves to spot a feminist when they meet one? Thanks to a few google searches and some good ol' stock photography, we have the answer. It turns out you can recognize an empowered woman through several discerning features, including the boxing gloves she will always have on and the various cliffs and ladders she is continuously climbing — always wearing business attire.  Check out these and a few other telltale signs in the pictures below what feminists look like according to stock photography. Thank God for feminism!




funny stock photography on how to be a feminist | thumbnail includes pictures of women using boxing gloves and standing on men | WEAR BOXING GLOVES WITH BUSINESS ATTIRE | CRUSH MEN WITH HIGH HEELS
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 28, 2020)

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. We've compiled the funniest tweets written by women we saw this week in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | ABOLISH THE POLICE @dada_issues i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the strap ons?" like girl i don't work here but aisle 12
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Painfully True Tweets About Having to Work

These tweets are super funny and unfortunately, very true or in other words: "Having a job is cool til you gotta go to work"

And by "having to go to work" it's more like having to roll out of bed and go sit at your desk in your living room, or on the couch, or wherever really. It all comes down to one thing...work. At this point, we kinda miss actually having to get dressed and going to work. At least to have some kind of action. But, also we know once it is time for that, we will still not be happy. It's a no-win situation at this point. 

Funny tweets about working | dirt prince @pant_leg get so mad people ask gonna do on my day off bitch gonna recover all my days on
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 17, 2020)

Everyone loves a good roast on Twitter, especially when the roaster doesn't hold back. And when it comes to women roasting men, all is fair in love and war, right? Well, not always. The proverb, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" really rings true when it comes to women who roast men on Twitter and it's pretty brutal. Check out these ruthless tweets below to see what we're talking about.

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling husband who isn't funny but has good job
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like "im sorry if dating made think want date "
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 27, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Lex @lexi_ciano Who cares if girls look different without makeup d ck looks hella different soft
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The Best Kids Quotes From Last Week (May 7, 2020)

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is back with more hilarious real quotes by real kids Created by the talented Assaf and Sarit Katz, who originally shared quotes from their own children on Facebook which turned into a wonderful page filled with honesty and hilarity.

And since you all liked the first list so much (for those who missed out before, you can find it here), we decided to treat you with even more quotes -- right here, right now!

If you're not following Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook, you're missing out on the fun! If you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 


kids quotes parenting funny lol facebook honesty true real life cute aww | IS JUST M? OR IS HOT HERE? Dad is changing lightbulb kitchen. Omar (3.5 Dad, why are changing? Dad lightbulb burnt out. Omar Mom cooked too? BY =Kids R best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL | BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6 Let's try not bump our butts against each other, because know coronavirus. Paul (5 But don't have coronavirus doesn't come butts comes bats. EKids
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