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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

Yikes. These are embarrassing.

There's really no other words for it. And we can't decide which tweet is the dumbest, they are all equally dumb. 

Oh, Twitter. Where would we be without you? 

funny tweets stupid people lol embarrassing cringe awkward twitter | woman posing in vacation photos HELLO new york! goodbye america! Helped injured opponent win. ETSMANSN MAXIM PERTORRA LIVES axelu almer ca 4:16 PM 26 Apr 2018
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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

Grant us strength through these equally amazing and difficult times. Give us the strength to say "no" to these absolutely delicious and not-at-all addicting cookies of heaven! 

There's no denying it, everyone. It's back. And the urge is stronger than ever. 

Run. No one is safe. 

girl scout cookies tweets funny lol twitter | tweet by Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw Yeah ate 2 boxes Girl Scout cookies today and l'll do again tomorrow, too are doing support female entrepreneurs? 1,044 3:58 AM Feb 11, 2019
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Ever been on such a horrible date that all you can really do is run for the hills and laugh it off? We've ALL been there. Sometimes dates just don't go as smoothly as we would hope and in the end... there just very VERY funny stories to tell. 

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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes. We've got some real foodisaster winners up in here! 

To be fair, cooking can rather difficult and most people should be practicing their skills (you know who you are!), 'cause practice makes perfect!

On the other hand... a lot of these just seem like common sense. 

Either way, we thoroughly enjoyed reading these and are thankful that even though we aren't that great of cooks... we know not to dump a can of spaghetti sauce into the boiling water. 


funny food men tweets cooking twitter lol wtf yikes disaster cringe | tweet by Natalie Hess @hess_natalie Replying cottoncandaddy once asked my bf open jar spaghetti sauce and turned around he pouring into boiling pasta water
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#GetInfluenced: Valentine's Day Edition

January is finally over (my god, I thought it would never end!) and the month of love is upon us.

Following the success of my last post about New Year's Resolutions, I'm so excited to share my much-requested tips on how to create the perfect Valentine's Day which requires zero effort from your partner and still gives you everything you want and deserve. But first, here's a quick update on what I've been up to since you last heard from me.  



blog, Valentine's Day, Influencer, satire, Love, Romance, love yourself | instagram profile .need.more.attention alo 5k Posts 8,000 Followers 10,000 Following Kelly Blake Delusional Millionaire, Attention Addict, Fashionista Momtrepreneur, Food lover, Blogger Complex Vegan only eat organic Create content fill huge empty void my soul
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

If you're a woman, sometimes your ovaries will scream "WANT!" at you, when you come across a cute baby. That is known as baby fever. 

However, sometimes, you're not ready for such a thing and need to be reminded of that. So, we're here to save you. 

You're quite welcome.

Here are 19 tweets that will help you remember that kids are not always as magical as Instagram portrays them to constantly be! Here is the real, unspeakable side to parenting. 

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020
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Unorganized Backpack Stuffers Reveal Where They Are Now

AskReddit is at it again, asking insightful and thoughtful questions that turn into fantastic threads! 

This time, user u/imconfusedbro1 is asking, "People who shoved their school papers in their backpacks with no binder/folder etc, Where are you now?"

Anyone else feel personally attacked? OK, good. I'm not alone. 

askreddit backpacks life lol funny stories reddit people school | r/AskReddit Posted by imconfusedbro1 People who shoved their school papers their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are now? Even_Appeal NOT GREAT, MY DUDE, NOT GREAT
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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Sesame Street is a children's television series filled with great educational messages. And even though it debuted over 50 years ago, kids everywhere (and parents) still watch the beloved children's show.

And even though parents do watch it with their kids, many will say it is absolutely the ban of their existence. With those high-pitched character voices, songs that feel like someone is drilling into your ear-hole, and just nonstop confusing backstories. 

Luckily, the parents of today have Twitter to express their true feelings. (Sorry parents of yesterday, we truly do feel your pain)


sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.
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True Meaning Behind Words And Sayings

Welcome to the true meaning behind words and common sayings! All provided by Instagram's HipDict, who defines words according to their users who summit them! 

And more often then not... it's right on the money.

words definitions funny lol truth sayings instagram | Home noun Where trust toilet seat HipDict. Sibling noun give them kidney but wouldn't allow them borrow charger HipDict
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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! Err, just with kids.. 

And when it comes to Netflix, there might not be a more loving and supporting Netflix crowd than parents. 

Many parents have admitted to the fact that Netflix does play a large role in their daily life -- or at the very least have tweeted about it. 

Here are 22 tweets from parents on their undying love for Netflix (and honestly, same):



netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020
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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Honesty is an important virtue that a majority of parents try to instill on their young ones, so they can grow to be well-rounded individuals. 

Not these parents, of course. 

Just kidding, we know a little white lie never hurt anyone! In fact, some lies can end up benefiting the kid and their poor, exhausted parents. So what's the harm? Plus, it's kind of freakin' hilarious.

Here is a collection of ridiculous lies that parents have convinced their kids were truths: 

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked
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Tumblr Users Share What Recipes Are Like In Different Cultures

In America, we sprinkle bacon everywhere. Even in places you're not expecting, such as chapstick. Seriously? Why does that exist? And we also sprinkle bacon in places one should never sprinkle bacon. 

Use your imagination, we will not elaborate. 

What are recipes like in your culture? Share them with us in the comments below. 

tumblr lol funny recipes cultures thread | posted by piedude Irish recipes: POTATOES BOIL EM MASH 'EM STICK EM STEW. samwise gamgee from lord of the rings.
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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

Oh man, oh man! So many great 'worst' interview stories were shared in a Twitter thread created by Harriet Williamson

We can't pick a favorite, we love them all equally. 

Please share your worst interview stories with us -- we seriously can't get enough. 

funny tweets worst interview lol interview twitter | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand.
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Life Doodles Make Living Enjoyable (26 Gifs)

Doodles on gifs isn't new but it's quickly become one of our favorite styles. 

The doodles turns each gif into an unexpected comedy, or sometimes turns the gif into something way more adorable than you would have ever imagine feeling about a bubble, or piece of cake.

Overall, life doodles are quite simply the best gifs out there. 

Enjoy this quality doodly dumparoo!

gifs doodles doodling funny lol cute aww doodle | toilet paper with cartoon face and hands. cakes with cartoon faces.
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Factually (Maybe) Accurate 2020 Horoscopes

It's 2020 and somehow we're in a brand new decade — how did that happen and where did 2019 go?!

The glistening clean slate of a brand new year beckons and those New Year's resolutions are begging to be written. They say that those who fail to plan, plan to fail, and quite frankly if you're not looking to the stars and planets for your resolutions inspiration, then what are you even doing?

We know how debilitating those holiday hangovers can be and just in case they've taken their toll on you, we're here to help motivate your New Year's resolutions. Check out these 100% factually accurate predictions for what the universe has in store for the new year, the new decade and the new you, and get writing!

2020 zodiac horoscopes totally factual Capricorn Libra Aquarius Leo Sagittarius Cancer Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Virgo Scorpio
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