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Astrologers are everywhere these days. You might not know this yet but the best place to get the tea on the current attitude of the stars and the moon is via Twitter. If you're unfamiliar with this world, there are people who supplying non-stop advice on horoscopes and it's genuinely hard not to find it all hilarious when you know nothing about astrology.

Depending on your interest, these tweets can either make you feel like you are learning something new and exciting about the world, or they can make you worried that some people simply have way too much time on their hands. Whatever the case may be, enjoy!

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  

Being a young adult can be hard. What makes it even harder is when there's an entire younger generation roasting you for every single thing you've ever done or said. Why is Gen Z so harsh on Millennials. Do they deserve it? Is it really such a big deal that they used Myspace when they were younger?

The best thing to do in these cases is to laugh with them I suppose. Millennials did do a ton of funny sh*t, so Gen Z isn't entirely off. Give in 10 more years and Gen Z will get equally roasted on Twitter by the generation following them. So no worries, this is just how it goes.

Having a child is a beautiful, magical miracle that many people feel very lucky to do. It also happens to be one of the most painful things a person could possibly go through, but hey, men are stronger than women right? I digress.

The point is, after all that work, and planning, and pain you'd hope that the final project is at least presentable. But then this alien creature comes sprawling out of your insides and you realize that thing is yours and it's pretty crazy. Obviously, it's beautiful, it's a baby! It's the purest thing ever, but damn they can be funny looking too. It's okay if you've had these thoughts too.

Once you have kids your entire life changes and a lot of adjustments need to be made to keep up with it. You have to try to have healthy snacks around the house, you can't get blackout drunk every Tuesday, and you need to deal with your child's incessant curiosity. I promise you, it never ends. 

Why this? But why that? But why why why?

It can drive you insane. Sometimes it makes your life just a whole lot easier to tell a little white lie. It might not make a whole lot of sense, but it gets the job done. If you run out of useful white-lies, feel free to take any of these that fellow parents shared on Twitter.

We all have our St. Patrick's day routine. Whether we like to go out with friends, get absolutely smashed in a small bar with a bunch of strangers, or murder a man just to watch him die and then drink daiquiris out of his skull, this holiday is fun for everyone. And whether you've just woken up next to your best friend who is pantsless, or discovered the man you killed was your long-lost brother, part of the fun is the crushing regret we all get to feel the next day after realizing the alcohol-induced decisions we made were really bad ones! Unfortunately, these holiday traditions won't be an option this year with most bars closed, but not to worry. Here are some memorable bad decisions you can make without risking your health! Well, except your liver and mental health, of course.

So 'The Bachelor' Finale finally happened. For some reason, this one felt extra weird. Kind of hard to put my finger on it. Could've been the long pauses, the weird comments, or perhaps the inappropriate leg rubbing. Regardless, the 'After The Final Rose' segment is usually uneventful, however this year it was definitely one to remember. I don't know about you, but my favorite way to remember such random events is through memes, and we sure received a lot from last night. Thank you, meme gods.

Here are some of the best memes and tweets of the night that truly capture everything that happened:

It has been a rough year. A lot has changed. Those of us who used to depend on eating out 2, 3, maybe 6 days a week have been confronted with our less-than-ideal cooking skills. We all cope with this in different ways. Some people have completely started from scratch and dove head-first into the cooking world, and now they are insanely good cooks. But others... well we have just learned to get creative. If you relate at all, these Tweets will likely make you feel better.

Who said cheesecake can't be dinner?

This Grammys was definitely one to remember. Even before the show, people were talking about it because of the several historic nominees they announced. One included the first Black woman nominated for a solo performance in a country category: Mickey Guyton. There was also an all-female lineup of artists in the Best Rock Performance category. Grammys 2021 really said, "WOMEN!"

Altogether it's been a bizarre and untraditional award season. A lot has changed, but regardless of what else is going on in the world, we will always have fire memes and tweets to count on.

Idk about you, but people who know a lot about astrology genuinely terrify me. I never thought twice about my sign except when throwing around ideas for my first tattoo. I looked up the characteristics a few times and thought, "Sure..."

But if I go up to someone who knows everything about my sign I start hearing, "OMG you're such a Capricorn." And so I've had to just accept that they see something else that I can't. Maybe it's BS maybe it's not, but I'm so sorry it's genuinely hilarious to see these tweets out of context.

Y'all just keep doing your thing, it's very entertaining.

There are a lot of things that Generation Z likes to roast Millenials about. But there is so much they don't know. Sure, they think they've seen it all, but there are so many millennial struggles that they will never comprehend because they weren't there to live through it. In my opinion, this is a strength that Millenials should use to their advantage, these are all like big inside jokes. And such jokes should be shared on Twitter.

"Sorry Gen Z, you had to be there."

It has been quite the week for British royalty. First the Oprah interview, then Pierce Morgan steps down from Good Morning Britain, and now this? Tiktok user lilwimby posted a video of a conspiracy theory about who Prince Harry's real father is. It seems that suddenly Americans possess a newfound interest in British royalty unlike ever before. Maybe we're getting bored of the closest thing we have to our royal family: aka The Kardashians.

Isn't it crazy to think how much the world has changed since 2020? Not only has the world changed completely, but our humor is centered around things that literally didn't exist a year ago. We went from roasting awkward encounters at the bar to roasting awkward zoom dates. At least people on Twitter still have a rich sense of humor. Some things never change.

So unless you've been living under a rock you probably know it is the social standard for guys to ask girls out, and not vice versa. Personally, I think it sucks for all parties when something like this becomes a strict rule. Girls are forced to wait around and drop hints until someone gathers the courage to ask them out, and guys have to pick up on all those hints and put their hearts on the line all the time. Technically societal rules can be broken, but is it successful? Do boys even like being asked out by girls?

The other day Piers Morgan got called out by his co-star Alex Beresford on Good Morning Britain for being too harsh on Meghan Markle following her interview on Oprah. Piers called Meghan's interview with Oprah "disrespectful" to the Queen and commented on Markle's mental health. After Alex mentioned that he was aware of Peirs' previous relationship with Meghan that did not end well, Piers proceeded to storm out of the newsroom like a child who was told he can not have any more fish-sticks for dinner.

Here is Twitter's hilarious response to Morgan's Morning Show Meltdown.

During International Women's Month, we celebrate the patience that we all have 99% of the time. However, being a woman, we deal with a lot of BS. It makes us stronger and we all know it. Sometimes we are considerate and polite, but other times we just don't have anymore f***ks to give. We've run out for the day sorry, maybe try again tomorrow.