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Sing it with us -- "Love and marriage, love and marriage / They go together like a horse and carriage!" We're so close to the weekend and these tweets will help get you there just a wee bit faster! Enjoy these tweets that are the embodiment of marriage.

You can't handle the truth! Or maybe you can. Read on to find out: 

Were you able to find Patrick? Because it's taking us FOREVER. "Where's Patrick?" is a parody of "Where's Waldo" but as you can see below, it's much more enjoyable looking for a screaming starfish than a candy-cane-stripped dude. Just a warning, this is expert-level sh*t. 

If the rest of the book is as hilarious as the book dedication, we want to read all of these novels ASAP. 

Can you imagine?!

These fellow tweeters certainly have a quick wit and sharp tongue! 

These Amazon reviews are absolute gems. All of them. Sit back with your hot cup of joe and enjoy the hystericalness of these reviews:

Parents on social media and texting are just so incredibly entertaining, we could read these forever. 

17 times Twitter's comment section was savage! These tweets are guaranteed to make you chuckle. 

Tweets and photos that show the true side of what it's really like living with men:

And we absolutely love them for it! Nothing more hilarious than toddlers discovering the world!

And no, we're not kidding. When a Twitter user, @JJFromTheBronx, first received a notification to join the social network @Nextdoor (a platform for each neighborhood to alert one another about crimes and such) he thought, "great idea!" In no way was he excepting to receive this bizarre letter from one of his neighbors: 

Honestly... why. Just why. The human mind is a mysterious thing.

Moms have it tough, really tough. So it totally reasonable when shit happens. Doesn't make it any less funny though! Enjoy some of these mom fails:

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Guaranteed to provide you with a chuckle! Or at the very least, a small smile. Enjoy these tweets we've gathered for your enjoyment:

What in the world is "green coconut cake?!" When Facebook user Micala, and her mom, they were going through their things, they came across a newborn discharge release form from 1968 that had specific instructions on how to care for your newborn. As Micala writes in your Facebook post about it, "Thank goodness things have changed, I can't imagine!"