Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.
For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.
"Have kids," they said. "It will be fun," they said. Said no parent ever! Sure, babies are adorable. Yes, they are the apples of your eye. Of course, they make you beam with so much pride and love that you could burst. But, when you channel that same intensity of emotion into your feelings when your toddler tips all the cat food on the floor, puts your keys in the toaster, or draws all over the freshly-painted walls, then you might relate to the frustration in these pictures. Because the truth about parenting is, there will be times when you want to literally murder your kids. Or at least give them up for adoption for a week or two, because, like, come on, you deserve a f*cking break! Parents, can you relate?
No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.
Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!
For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.
At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them.
Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!
With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!
Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.
If you are a woman who interacts with members of the opposite sex, chances are you have had something you already know condescendingly explained to you by an overconfident man. Dubbed "mansplaining" by tired women, it has been well-documented and cleverly mocked online. Some women even make up extra-douchey characters and pretend to mansplain to show just how silly it looks. But mansplaining is so common and often so absurd that you can't always tell who's serious and who's just playing a character. So here's your chance to test your powers of detection! Each of the following posts was either written by a real know-it-all of a man, or by a woman pretending to mansplain. Can you figure out which is which? Good luck!
All first-time parents can relate to the never-ending, panic-inducing task of sterilizing their baby's bottles. All. Day. Long. Seriously, the lengths we go to keep our eldest kids safe, ensuring that every piece of feeding equipment has been washed with hot water, soaked in bleach, and then washed in more hot water. Just in case we missed a microbe of dirt. Our hands may be scalded and raw, but we'll do anything to keep our babies protected, right?
Meanwhile, our little angels sit there eating trash out of the garbage, picking up bits of dirt from the floor, and putting anything and everything they can find in their mouths. I mean, what is the point?! And so, when it comes to our second child, quite frankly, they can eat whatever they want, from wherever they want. And sterilization can f*ck right off!
Pregnancy photoshoots have become something of a right of passage nowadays for expecting moms. Whether it's a homemade setup or the work of a professional photographer, couples love to capture their pregnancy on camera. Most couples can pull off something somewhat classy, beautiful, and even heartwarming, capturing the moments before their lives changed forever. But some couples get it so wrong and create something so awful that their pictures make you question their parenting abilities. These women and couples show off their pregnancy photoshoots, which can only be described as tacky, cringeworthy, and embarrassing.
Welcome to your weekly serving of Twitter's funniest women. These are the ladies who know how to succinctly share their quick wit with the world to brighten your day. Each week, we scour the internet for these gems, and each week we never fail to be impressed. Funny women and Twitter; name a more iconic duo!
Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you this hilarious, parody interview with Emily Blunt, where she spills the beans about the intimate details of her marriage, family, and upbringing. Because if there's anything we love more than gossiping about our friends, it's getting down and dirty with our fave celebs.
Every parent can relate. Putting a baby down for a nap or even a good night's rest is no easy task. It's like they have a sensor or something and they know exactly when they are being put to bed. "Oh, about to hit the comfort of my bed. Let me sing you the song of babies everywhere!"
Twitter is a place for funny people to gather and throw their jokes around as they subconsciously battle to win first place as the funniest tweeter that week. And no one's musings are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their life observations in 280 characters or less. With that said, here is this week's roundup of the funniest tweets written by women for you to scroll through. And last week's provide some great entertainment for when you're done with these.
Each week, we scour Twitter and compile some of the funniest female musings we found over the past seven days. We like to think of it as paying homage to the epic women who make the internet whole and who fill our days with laughter. Enjoy this week's haul of funniest tweets written by women, and then check out the last lot in case you missed it.
Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women. During these trying times, humor gets us through, and not much beats a funny woman with a Twitter account. So scroll through, check out the comedy that women bring to the world and then check out last week's funniest tweets by women in case you missed them.
The women of Twitter never fail to bring us joy and laughter, and we love sharing our happiness with you. So here's your weekly haul of the funniest women's tweets that we saw over the past seven days. We do the work, and you do the laughing. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.
Here's a fresh batch of dad memes to make you roll your eyes, chuckle and share with your dad or any other dads you know. Because if there's one thing better than a dad joke, it's a dad meme. You. Are. Welcome! Oh, and here are some more when you're finished with these.
