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All Abroad The Not-So-Classy Trains Of The Nation (Funny Tweets)

There's something awfully cool about taking a train, isn't there? Feels old-timey, and filled with murder mysteries! 

No?

Just us then? Oh well. 

To be honest, where we're from, train-taking isn't really all that common.. so it seems awfully exciting. At least we get to experience what it is like through this tweets!

And on that note -- we're kind of glad not to be riding these trains. Unless, of course, there is a murder mystery involved.

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Tweets Revealing Embarrassing Things Parents Have Done

"What is the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you?" is the question asked by Twitter user Nick Harvey

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of embarrassing moments and stories out there to share with all of you. 

Now it's our turn to ask you... what's the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you? Share your answers with us in the comments below!

Here are 25 of our absolute favorite embarrassing moments we came across:

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That Was Cold: Twitter Users Share Some Of Their Favorite Burns

Jimmy Fallon ask this Twitter followers to share their favorite burn that you've either given or received, and tag it with #ThatWasCold.

Well, some Twitter users had some really great, and savage, burns to share and we've collected all the best ones for you. 

For you have a #ThatWasCold burn of your own? Share it with us in the comments! 

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Instagram Account 'LiveFromSnackTime' Shares Anonymous Quotes From Kids

And it's the cutest.

Live from New York, it's 'Live from Snack Time'! 

Alyssa Cowit, creator behind @LiveFromSnackTime, came up with a brilliant idea to 'anonymously' quote her Kindergarten kids, during the most important and exciting part of their day -- snack time! 

Cowit is sharing honest thoughts kids have and/or say. While most of the quotes are pretty darn insightful, for a kid, some are simply hilarious, others are strange, but ALL of them made us smile. 

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Women Have Spoken And They Demand Pockets (20 Memes)

What do we want? Pockets! Where do we want them? On all our clothing!

Listen up, fashion designers, we don't care about what's in style or in season, we just want our pants to have pockets! That's all we want. And trust us when we say, we are not the only ones who feel this way. 

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Twenty-Something Tweets That Sum Up Modern Dating

Modern dating may seem easier than ever but it certainly doesn't feel like that. Here are some real people summing up the hell that is modern dating in a tweet. 

All we can add is that these tweets are relatable as **. 

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Yoga Tweets That Every Rational Person Can Sympathize With

Yoga. There are a lot of scientific benefits to yoga, it helps improve posture, your quality of sleep, flexibility, reduces inflammation, and helps with chronic pain etc., etc.. However, what we don't see to hear about trying to get into yoga...it's uncomfortable. Uncomfortable poses, yes, but also just filled with uncomfortable moments!

Ask any rational person, preferably not a yogi, and they will tell you the truth. Just like these tweets below. 


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Women In Paintings Having A Terrible, Terrible Time

We're not 100% sure who came up with these captions for these paintings featuring women looking beyond annoyed/bored, but we are forever grateful for their existence. 


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Company Creates Soap Bars For Literally Everyone (36 Soaps)

And if you can't find one that suits you, A. you're either lying or B. you'll definitely find some for people you know. 

We still think you're lying, though. 

Whiskey River Soap Co. is different than all other soap companies out there. Why? Written on their website, the company "was founded more than fourteen million years ago in the outskirts of Ancient Rome by a ragtag group of freelance gladiators, stray dogs and out-of-work magicians. Apart, these charlatans were nothing but lazy ne'er do wells akin to a modern-day cable company, but when they encountered one another by chance at the dumpster behind the monster truck rodeo and picked up that legendary tube of half-used superglue, they formed a bond that would last throughout the ages, and even be featured on the History Channel as incontestable proof of alien life."

Name another soap company you know that has such a rich history! 

Okay, maybe they weren't being 100% honest. However, and more importantly, they claim to "very much admire magicians, monster truck rodeos and superglue."

You had us at 'superglue'. 

So starting over, Whiskey River Soap Co., they make wonderful scented soaps and candles, that hopefully also make you laugh. They have also recently introduced a new line of pocket journals. Now, they're "all about creating our own products locally because we're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China."

Way to go, Whiskey River Soap Co.! We love you guys already. 

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Dylan Farella Tweets: What We Were Missing From Our Lives

Dylan Farella, is killing it on Twitter and we've taken notice! How have we gone this far without these tweets in our lives ? We just don't know. 

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EP2: "Lets Talk About Marriage"

 Formally; Marriage is recognized as a union of two people as partners in a personal relationship. They sign a legal document in which they are now bonded legally to be together...forever. But some might see this differently. Some might even say that it is a legally binding contract to keep the other from trying to escape... but what's the real deal with marriage and how do women actually feel about it? How did it because a thing that it's every women's and little girls' dream to get married and that marriage is basically the goal? We asked the girls from Bossy what their take is on the whole concept of marriage. 

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Missed the First Episode of Bossy? You can check it out here!

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Bossy, the definition in Urban Dictionary:  "a girl who is the alpha-female or the queen bee. She is gettin paid, stayin fly, and is the leader of her crew. Respected by all, loved by some". It's basically a word used to describe the ultimate cool.

So we decide to gather Bossy women from all over the world and ask them the same questions, 'cause who better than to tell it like it is without the BllSht than the Bosses themselves? 

These are different women, from different cultures, all answering the same question. 

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Twitter Users Properly Describe A Movie With One Sentence

Describe a movie with one sentence. Can you do it?

We love these accurate and short movie synopsis tweets! If these don't liven up your day, we're just not sure how to help you. 

Enjoy! 

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Just The Most Inspirational Quotes On The Internet

Looking for that perfect inspirational quote to post on social media and have all your followers believe you're really deep? 

Well, these might not be what you're looking for but we guarantee you that we enjoyed these quotes more than another random life inspirational quote we've come across. 

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Things Overheard In Public Restrooms Bring The Terror (26 Tweets)

One does not simply walk into a public restroom without being disgusted. Seriously, there's no way you're walking into a public restroom without commenting (out loud or in your mind) about the restrooms current state of being. 

And while 99% of the time, it's absolute horrors and something from a nightmare... there are those magical times where you walk into a restroom that is so unexpectedly clean, nice, well-stocked and you don't mind spending a few extra minutes in there doing your thing. 

It's important to hold onto those moments, since they're so rare and scarce... or else we'll just be left with memories of horror -- like the tweets below:

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Marriage Tweetery Has Arrived With Large Haul (30 Tweets)

Get those tagging hands ready because we guarantee you'll be tagging your significant other in a majority (if not all) of these relatable marriage tweets! 

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Savage Comments On The Internet That Bring The Heat

Some of the finest, wittiest and just plain savage comments we've come across on the internet. You might need to cool off after reading these comebacks because they truly bring the heat! 

Enjoy 35 of the best comments we've seen!

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