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The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things| thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT sayI had to get my toddler to stop calling the 99 toilet seat the "butt hole." 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

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nanny gets fired after faking a sick day to get ot of work | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Entire_Caterpillar55 11 hours ago AITA for firing my nanny for faking sick to get out of working? My husband and I hired a nanny back in August to care for our kids while we're working. The kids are on a weird schedule at school where they don't attend every day or all day so we hired a full-time nanny, "Marie". We liked Marie, despite some issues with her following guidelines we'd discussed when we hired h

Nanny Gets Fired After Being Caught Red-Handed Faking A Sick Day To Hang Out With Friends

sexual innuendos in movies that went unnoticed | sheagy. 38 points 12 hours ago Aladdin and King Thieves Genie says thought earth wasn't supposed move until honeymoon.

Sexual Innuendos In Kid's Movies That Go Over Most People's Heads

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Got When They Were Pregnant| thumbnail text - SoldMySoulForHairDye · 2y While pregnant with me, my mom was told that drinking beer would help her baby develop and be nice and chubby. I was five weeks early and barely six pounds. 18.6k ...

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Received When They Were Pregnant

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funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Parent's Get Open An Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 2:40 PM · 12/6/18 · Twitter for iPhone 874 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,170 Likes

Parents Get Open And Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument

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15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.

Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

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Teen Gets Sent Home By Teacher For Wearing A Turtleneck Deemed 'Distracting'| thumbnail text - OM AM I DISTRACING, YOU WITH MY MIDRIFT My Eduction MY EDCATON IS MORE IMMODNT THWN LAT I WEAR

Outrage After Male Teacher Sends Teen Home Due To 'Distracting' Turtleneck Dress Combo

entitled parents get roasted online for their awful behavior | thumbnail text - aylor Lorenz O @TaylorLorenz Although horrific, I'm out of emotions to do anything but laugh at this point. My fiance and I just found out yesterday that my Imagine coming home with your future mother-in-law has made report card and ur parents do a arrangements to have her vows renewed at our destination wedding. On the same day. Two hours prior to our ceremony. At the same location. Because... wait for it.. she want

Entitled Parents Who Got Roasted Online For Their Awful Behavior

17 Nostalgic Foods That Will Gross You Out And Make Your Mouth Water| Thumbnail Text - Food - FRUIT HEINZ HEINZ FLA VARIE GLASIN EREEN. FUNKY PURPLE STRE SEN TROPIC AORA CHERR WIL ATURA SAME CREAT HEIN TIFICIAL AVORS NET AT 2402RD-68 I FREE - 0.5 OZ (14g) ROLLS NET WT 5 OZ (141g) O 0.5

17 Nostalgic Foods That Will Gross You Out And Make Your Mouth Water

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Women Expose Funny Things They Actually Believed As Kids| Thumbnail text - my-destructive-side 8 months ago I scolded my dad for drinking juice while he was driving once because I thought it was literally illegal to drink and drive. 7 + Share •..

Women Unveil Embarrassing Things They Actually Believed As Kids

Women Reflect On Embarrassingly Naive Things They Did As Kids| Thumbnail text Brought my mother's fluffy handcuffs to school to play cops and robbers with my classmates when I was 5. :-)

Women Reflect On Embarrassingly Naive Things They Did As Kids

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25-year-old woman collects over 150 signatures to ban kids from neighborhood swimming pool once a week, parents fight back when rule gets implemented: "Y'all, it was so peaceful"

25-year-old woman collects over 150 signatures to ban kids from neighborhood swimming pool once a week, parents fight back when rule gets implemented: "Y'all, it was so peaceful"

“You want the whole family to fail”: Father favors stepchildren over bio son and demands he’s taken out of private school to keep things “equal,” ex-wife refuses

“You want the whole family to fail”: Father favors stepchildren over bio son and demands he’s taken out of private school to keep things “equal,” ex-wife refuses

Woman criticizes future sister-in-law’s parenting after babysitting for her nephew, she’s uninvited to the wedding as a result: “You have no right to question her parenting”

Woman criticizes future sister-in-law’s parenting after babysitting for her nephew, she’s uninvited to the wedding as a result: “You have no right to question her parenting”

27 Lord of the Rings Memes for Couples on a Romantic Walk Through Middle Earth (April 21, 2025)

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Mom can no longer deny favoritism allegations after breaking promise to 16-year-old daughter to spend one-on-one time with her for her birthday despite doing so for her other children: "I will never believe she doesn't prefer them"

Mom can no longer deny favoritism allegations after breaking promise to 16-year-old daughter to spend one-on-one time with her for her birthday despite doing so for her other children: "I will never believe she doesn't prefer them"

‘[She] acted like she did a favor': Homeowner demands money back after her ‘friend’ throws away almost all of her kitchen utensils after housesitting

‘[She] acted like she did a favor': Homeowner demands money back after her ‘friend’ throws away almost all of her kitchen utensils after housesitting

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