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Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

kids being serious | thumbnail text - ElizaR @ElizaReynick Replying to @AliceTaylorM and @lifeattiffanys When my son was 3, I picked him up from pre-school one day, and he very somberly said, "What if that song is right, and life IS but a dream? Are we just in a dream right now?" Existential crisis brought on by "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 5:09 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

10 Times Kids Were Scary Serious

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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

aita post | thumbnail text -AITA for attempting to get a family with kids evicted? Asshole I recently moved in an apartment complex and next to me lives a family of 4, the parents with their two kids. The kids seem to be young, one is clearly a baby and the older one possibly under the age of 3. The family also apparently owns their own apartment and they don't rent.

Entitled Neighbor Attempts To Evict Family From Apartment Complex Because The Kids Make Too Much Noise

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016

18 Tweets And Memes Proving Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters

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Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

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Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"

Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today

Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks| Thumbnail Text - Building - AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch Due to job opportunities, we recently moved into a new neighborhood. While most things were going fairly smoothly, we'd at around 4pm hear a couple of knocks on our door, when we went to see who it was, to our surprise there wasn't anybody there. It was only until a couple weeks later that we thought there cou

Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks

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Dad Sends Girlfriend Funny Photoshopped Pictures Whenever She Asks If Their Kids Are OK

funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe| thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag, but I can make my kids angry by just saying "good morning." 3:31 PM · 11/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 643 Likes

Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe

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Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944

Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

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