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dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.

Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

He also laid into teachers. Bad move!

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kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

Kids say the darndest things

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 29, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

'I wasn't allowed to say 'butt' at my dads'

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

The funny dads of Twitter

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!

Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Kids truly are the best screenwriters

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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Creepy ugly Renaissance baby paintings | thumbnail includes two pictures of babies Madonna and Child by Mantegna

Renaissance Artists Painted Really Creepy, Ugly Babies

Honey, I shrunk the kids (Renaissance style)

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parents who tried to teach their kids life lessons but it backfired | thumbnail Text - pedantic_dullard 611 points · 2 years ago As good people, we taught our kids that littering isn't nice. As humans, we also let some curse words fly in front of them. We were at our city's 4th of July celebration when the oldest was 4. We were walking around and someone tossed their trash on the ground. Captain Litterbug flew into action, picked up the trash and yelled, "Hey asshole, you dropped this," while t

Parents Who Had Life Lessons They Taught Their Kids Backfire In Their Faces

Parents Who Taught Kids Life Lessons, Which Backfired Badly

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kids give the best presents (not) | thumbnail includes two pictures Text - I'm glad you're not dead Look how Pretty you are | old man holding a framed note from a child | piece of aluminium foil glues to a wooden plank

Gifts From Kids, Which Are So Bad They're Funny

Truth from the mouth of babes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 1, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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funny tweets about kids busting parents | thumbnail Text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy 000 I would never ever deface a book by tearing out a page. NEVER. But my 3 year old has started noticing when I skip pages during his bedtime story so now l'm kinda tempted.

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Busted By Their Kids

Stealth is the name of the parenting game

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toddler befriends parent's Halloween decorative skeleton and now won't leave it alone | thumbnail includes two pictures of toddler with skeleton

Toddler Befriends Decorative Halloween Skeleton, Now Wont Leave It Alone

Best friends come in all shaped and sizes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 25, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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