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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe| thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag, but I can make my kids angry by just saying "good morning." 3:31 PM · 11/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 643 Likes

Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe

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Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944

Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things| thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT sayI had to get my toddler to stop calling the 99 toilet seat the "butt hole." 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things

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17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

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nanny gets fired after faking a sick day to get ot of work | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Entire_Caterpillar55 11 hours ago AITA for firing my nanny for faking sick to get out of working? My husband and I hired a nanny back in August to care for our kids while we're working. The kids are on a weird schedule at school where they don't attend every day or all day so we hired a full-time nanny, "Marie". We liked Marie, despite some issues with her following guidelines we'd discussed when we hired h

Nanny Gets Fired After Being Caught Red-Handed Faking A Sick Day To Hang Out With Friends

sexual innuendos in movies that went unnoticed | sheagy. 38 points 12 hours ago Aladdin and King Thieves Genie says thought earth wasn't supposed move until honeymoon.

Sexual Innuendos In Kid's Movies That Go Over Most People's Heads

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Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Got When They Were Pregnant| thumbnail text - SoldMySoulForHairDye · 2y While pregnant with me, my mom was told that drinking beer would help her baby develop and be nice and chubby. I was five weeks early and barely six pounds. 18.6k ...

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Received When They Were Pregnant

funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

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Parent's Get Open An Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 2:40 PM · 12/6/18 · Twitter for iPhone 874 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,170 Likes

Parents Get Open And Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

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kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.

Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

Teen Gets Sent Home By Teacher For Wearing A Turtleneck Deemed 'Distracting'| thumbnail text - OM AM I DISTRACING, YOU WITH MY MIDRIFT My Eduction MY EDCATON IS MORE IMMODNT THWN LAT I WEAR

Outrage After Male Teacher Sends Teen Home Due To 'Distracting' Turtleneck Dress Combo

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