Our mental health may be hanging on by a thread but at least we be honesttttt

We're cursed

Relationship woes in the form of tweets

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Live, laugh, love and all that

Why does it feel so good, so good to be bad

What are the chances

The wheels in our heads go round and round...

Sweet, sassy, and single.

We want to accomplish our dreams, but also, we wanna dream

Why must they be funny tho

Rollercoaster's are stressful

Are you... flirting with me?

We've all heard the 'It's not you, it's me' speech. The shorter version of that is the 'I'm just not really looking for a relationship…' mantra, which has become so mainstream that even when true, remains a bitter cliche. Fair, on occasion it holds some verity. But we believe we are the rule, not the exception ('He's just not into you' reference whatttt upppp?). If you haven't had your heart broken yet, you're one of the lucky ones. We don't believe in the whole 'It is better to have loved and…

Valentine's day, you're officially here.

Just in time for the most romantic day of the year.