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Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

As every woman knows, a visit to the gynecologist can be a little awkward. Even if your doctor is super friendly and puts you at ease, there's something about having a stranger being fist (or speculum) deep in your vagina that puts you slightly on edge. Depending on their approach, sometimes, gynecologists try to make things less awkward by making small talk during their examination, which, ironically, can make things even worse. These women shared the awkward things their gynecologists said to them, and all I'll say is, peering inside someone's vagina is not the time or place to crack jokes.

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes
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Wives Who Could Easily Be The Next Host Of Punk'd, But They're Too Busy Pranking Their S/O

Oftentimes, it is the most hilarious people who never pursue careers in comedy. They just entertain us for free! Isn't that amazing? If you're lucky enough, your future significant other will be one of those people. Then you get a life-long supply of cheesy jokes and pranks from a damn near professional. I only can home to be so lucky one day. Until then, let's enjoy these silly practical jokes that probably made these wives' significant others go, "Yep, that's my wife, the comedian."

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Wives Who Could Easily Be The Next Host Of Punk'd, but they're too busy pranking their S/O
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Twitter's Dramatic Response To Elon Musk Hosting SNL

The producers of Saturday Night Live have made some very questionable choices of hosts in the past. There have been many unfunny and controversial politicians as well as actors who should really just stick to dramas. Nobody lets SNL get away with this, they get roasted each time. You might think that they would learn from their mistakes, but they don't seem to give a flying f*ck.

SNL just announced that Elon Musk will be hosting in two weeks and Twitter is howling.

Twitter's Dramatic Response To Elon Musk Hosting SNL| thumbnail text- Petite Meat, Feminine Step @meatsical Replying to @MileyCyrus @nbcsnl and @elonmusk Girl you have the power to stop this 10:11 PM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 18 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,938 Likes
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Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

Although the talk of the town recently has been more centered around the Millennial vs Generation Z war, the boomers sure still get their fair share of roasting. They're not quite off the hook yet either unfortunately. How could they be though? They are so damn corny. And it will never not be entertaining to watch them deal with technology as if its their direct enemy. There is no "Ok, Boomer" without real life boomers, and for that, they are iconic.

If you know any boomers, which you most definitely do, you might find this Twitter thread relatable.

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup

Everybody likes their coffee in a very specific way. Recently on TikTok, there has been a lot of drama revolving around how people drink their coffee, specifically about how much milk people put in it. Personally, I don't care about how anyone likes their coffee, but I can understand the coffee snobs out there because they're literally just as addicted as I am to coffee, the only difference is they want to protect their addiction at all costs. Fair enough, we just all have to remember that loving coffee is not a personality trait... JK, it totally is. 

Simply put, there is liking coffee, and there is liking coffee. If you are in the latter category, these memes are for you.

Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup| thumbnail text - I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
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New Mom Lashes Out After Husband's Constant Sexist Jokes

Having children is quite possibly the most significant commitment you will ever make in your life and one you should only undertake if you plan on doing the hard work involved in raising your kids. This means sharing parental responsibilities with your partner, even if you didn't give birth yourself. Yes, dads, we're talking about you. However, it appears that some fathers don't understand how contributing half the ingredients towards making a child means that you are responsible for half the work in taking care of them. One new mom found out that not all dads believe this to be the case when her husband used sexist jokes as responses to her repeated requests to help her with their baby. She claimed that she did 99% of the work, and her husband refused to help, claiming that it was the women's job to raise babies. When she finally snapped and called him a d*ck, he went off in a huff, making her feel the need to apologize. She posted her dilemma on Reddit's Am I The A—Hole, and unsurprisingly, Redditors had a lot to say in her defense.

new mom upset over husbands constant sexist jokes | thumbnail text - Posted by u/professorplopsy 4 days ago 12 5 AITA for calling my husband ad*ck? Not the A-hole I (F33) and husband (M37) had a baby 5 months ago. He really wanted kids, I was on the fence. However, I am the one who does 99% of the baby stuff. Asking him to do something is like pulling teeth sometimes. He keeps making jokes like he doesn't need to do stuff, he has a wife for that, or he can't do something, he's holding the baby.
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Fifteen Things Which Are Cooler Than Sex According To Twitter

It seems like people never shut up about sex. We get that sex is cool and all, but there are definitely things out there in this big, bad world that are better than sex. Or so claims the common internet phrase "sex is cool but..." that dates all the way back to 2015. The funny phrase is still going just as strong in 2021. So what's hotter than sex, you may be wondering? People on the Twitter-sphere are jokingly sharing their thoughts on things in life that are cooler than sex, and these tweets are funny AF. Scroll down for the best "sex is cool but..." tweets from this week. 

Tweets about things that are cooler than sex | thumbnail text - Ray @RahellDavis ... yea sex is cool but have u ever made a list & crossed everything off it?? in a dAY?? so hot 9:48 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband

Some people are gifted with clean PG-13 humor, while others need a little more raunchiness to get them to actually laugh out loud. Personally, I think I might still be in the 4th grade because a simple poop or fart joke will send me soaring. This lovely woman on Quora shared how her dirty sense of humor ended up being the exact reason she met her husband. So hey, maybe it's okay to be immature sometimes, as long as you can find someone who's equally childish.

Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband| Thumbnail text - - Relationship Advice Dating Advice Dating and Relationships / What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? 2 Answer a Follow · 24 8 Request 00
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Women Disclose When A Guy Stops Being Funny And Turns Obnoxious

Guys are always on about how girls aren't funny (which is a whole other conversation), but then they can get so angry when a girl doesn't laugh at their jokes. Women really can't win, if they don't laugh, it's not that the joke isn't clever. It's just that they 'simply don't get it,' or they 'have no sense of humor.' Or maybe she's just tired of you recycling the same four Family Guy references, Brad!

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - PurpleWeasel 1 year ago When they have to demand that people laugh and think that's, like, a normal thing to do. Bruh, if you have to say "laugh, it's a joke," then you suck at telling jokes. 2 Give Award Share Report Save
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Someone Created The 'Perfect Dad-Joke' Template

As if dad jokes couldn't get any better (or worse, depending on how you look at it), the internet has come up with a template to construct the perfect punny, eye-rolling catastrophe. But as much as we groan when we hear dad jokes, this template is kind of working and the results are hilarious. Scroll through the funniest ones below. 

perfect dad joke template hilarious memes pictures funny | Congrats flat earth movie just nominated an award Golden Globes. Which one? | Whoever invented knock knock joke should get an award don't know no bell prize? like Okay, fine actually pretty good.
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The Instagram Account Dedicated To Eye-Rolling Dad Jokes

Ah, dad jokes. Can't live with them, can't live without them. They might make us groan, roll our eyes and cringe, but somehow, begrudgingly, those corny puns get us every time. It's baffling how only dads can get away with saying such cheezy one-liners and make them funny and it begs the question... When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent. 

See what we did there? 

Enjoy some more quality dad jokes below, taken from the Instagram account @DadSaysJokes

dad jokes, funny, Instagram, eye roll, jokes, laughing, groan-inducing, dad humor, dad | tweet by Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If have twin daughters name one Kate. And l'll name other DupliKate.
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Just Some Unadulterated Office Funnies To Get You To The Weekend

We all know that you're distracting yourself from actual work to look at some funnies so... Welcome! 

But don't worry, the weekend is upon us and these office shenanigans will help you get there just a bit quicker! 

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Here's Something Every Single Person Can Relate To, Terrible Jokes People Make About Their Names (14 Tweets)

All of us have to deal with it. Some deal with it more than others. Let's take a moment to think about all the Alexas in the world who are being constantly talked to as if they were a machine. May you find the strength to get through this. 

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30 Twitter Jokes That Are Completely Whelming

"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough. 

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