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Guys are always on about how girls aren't funny (which is a whole other conversation), but then they can get so angry when a girl doesn't laugh at their jokes. Women really can't win, if they don't laugh, it's not that the joke isn't clever. It's just that they 'simply don't get it,' or they 'have no sense of humor.' Or maybe she's just tired of you recycling the same four Family Guy references, Brad!

As every woman knows, a visit to the gynecologist can be a little awkward. Even if your doctor is super friendly and puts you at ease, there's something about having a stranger being fist (or speculum) deep in your vagina that puts you slightly on edge. Depending on their approach, sometimes, gynecologists try to make things less awkward by making small talk during their examination, which, ironically, can make things even worse. These women shared the awkward things their gynecologists said to them, and all I'll say is, peering inside someone's vagina is not the time or place to crack jokes.

As if dad jokes couldn't get any better (or worse, depending on how you look at it), the internet has come up with a template to construct the perfect punny, eye-rolling catastrophe. But as much as we groan when we hear dad jokes, this template is kind of working and the results are hilarious. Scroll through the funniest ones below. 

Ah, dad jokes. Can't live with them, can't live without them. They might make us groan, roll our eyes and cringe, but somehow, begrudgingly, those corny puns get us every time. It's baffling how only dads can get away with saying such cheezy one-liners and make them funny and it begs the question... When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent. 

See what we did there? 

Enjoy some more quality dad jokes below, taken from the Instagram account @DadSaysJokes

We all know that you're distracting yourself from actual work to look at some funnies so... Welcome! 

But don't worry, the weekend is upon us and these office shenanigans will help you get there just a bit quicker! 

All of us have to deal with it. Some deal with it more than others. Let's take a moment to think about all the Alexas in the world who are being constantly talked to as if they were a machine. May you find the strength to get through this. 

"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough. 

18 hilarious jokes from the subreddit r/Jokes that will amuse you indefinitely. 

New year. Same joke. Still funny. 

How many times have you come up with a comeback way after the conversation has ended? I know I have, too many times. But apparently not everyone has bad luck like us. These peeps on Reddit shared their killer comebacks (that were delivered on time, not 2 hours later in front of the mirror by yourself) and they make me proud. At least someone is getting the revenge they deserve, with the best award of all time: seeing your victim's face as you serve them justice on a shiny silver platter. Oh sweet justice. How beautiful you can be. But if you want to see what master Reddit trolling looks like, then this hero of the site will have you swooning.

These jokes will have you laughing, but feeling very nostalgic! 

Much of what we take for granted in Western society today comes from Ancient Greece. Democracy? The Greeks. Philosophy? The Greeks. Vending machines? Amazingly, the Greeks. If so much came from the Greeks, what about humor? The answer is here, in these amazing Reddit threads. They prove to us that Greek mythology can make some pretty hilarious (and bad in a good way) jokes. 

OK, so these jokes are the worst they come. Like so bad that you will cringe while laughing. You will not want to laugh because they're so bad, but you'll laugh anyway. And then you'll laugh at yourself laughing. You know what I'm talking about? Just continue reading. You'll thank us afterwards.