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People Reveal What Caused Them To Quit Their Job On The Very First Day

Starting a new job can be really stressful. You don't know anyone, you might not be 100% clear on your duties, and it can just feel like everyone is waiting for you to mess up. Not every job starts out like this, but for some reason for every service industry job I've had, that description feels pretty spot on. It can take a while before you see the red flags in your job. You might be exploited for years before you realize, and that's the tea.

Here are some people who just knew day one, "This sh*t ain't for me."

People Reveal What Caused Them To Quit Their Job On The Very First Day| thumbnail text - imagisnarf2 · 6h 2 Awards It was a waitress gig for a local restaurant. I finished my first day, then was told that training would continue for six weeks. While I was in training, all of the tips I got had to be given to my trainer. I was being paid less than $2 an hour. I called the next day and said it wasn't gonna work out. G Reply 1 5.1k 3 ...
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Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

Attraction works in mysterious ways. Even people's jobs could be a make it or break it. You've heard of horrific dates, now feast your eyes on what women consider to be horrific jobs in a potential partner.  I'm personally a major sucker for finance bros, which probably stems from my gold digger persona - but hey, at least I'm honest with myself. Twitter user @Puff_Iya started a thread asking people about people with employment that makes them "undate-able," and the results were amazing, with some being more unexpected than others. Check 'em out to see if you agree with the "hot" or "not" jobs listed below. 

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text - trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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The Non-Tropey Jobs Rom-Com Ladies Should Have Actually Had

When we're feeling down, there's nothing like a good romantic comedy to give us those warm fuzzies. At least, up until the credits roll and we see our sad selves reflected in the dark screen covered in chocolate ice cream stains with no one to love but the neighbor's cat! Am I right ladies??

….Ladies?

Ahem...well anyway, have you ever thought about how screwed the economy would be if women in real life were all bakery-owners or journalists like they all are in rom-coms? Did screenwriters just learn about like three career options and then drop out of school or something? A lot of the time the jobs don't even seem to fit the characters. So let's think...what would make more sense for these women? Read on...



The Non-Tropey Jobs Rom-Com Ladies Should Have Actually Had | thumbnail image of kristen wiig text - kristen wiig - Bridesmaids I don't buy any version of Kristen Wiig as a baker. Her character in Bridesmaids is more like, I dunno, a grocery store clerk? She would totally make snide comments under her breath as she rang people up. If she HAS to have a creative side then let her do the window displays! Everyone's happy!
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Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

One day, I was about seven-years-old when my dad brought me home a bunch of spare stationery from his office. We're talking highlighters, sticky notes, pens, and a stapler. The next day, I went to school and told my teacher that my dad's job was a 'pen tester,' and he sat all day testing out pens to see if they work. His actual job? A marketing director. Oh, to be that blissfully naive again. The phrase 'truth from the mouth of babes' is a reality that many parents live each day. Someone Tweeted, "My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge." It received thousands of likes and shares, with people responding with similar funny examples of what they think their parents do for a living. Kids really do say the darndest things!



kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >
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People Explain Their Obscure And Weird Jobs

While most of us work your average nine to five job as a lawyer, a postman, a nail technician, or a teacher, thousands of people out there are working pretty obscure jobs. From regulating cheese to moving ships in and out of harbors to even being a chimney sweep (yes that's still a thing apparently), these people share the obscure jobs they have and the reactions they get when they tell people what they do. Some of them are pretty bizarre! 

redditor obscure job reaction share weird wonderful funny | Separate--Earth 1.6k points 6 hours ago make coupons on back receipts know Mexican place coupon on back Kroger receipt welcome.
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27 Times People Quit Their Jobs In Complete Style

Everyone loves a good quitting story! If you are gonna quit, why not go out in style? And here are 27 people whose stories can be told with just one powerful image! Do you have a good quitting story? Share it with us below!

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Quick Story About A Man Who Did Nothing For Years And Got Paid For It

The power of a clipboard, ladies and gents. The question on Quora, "Have you ever had a job where you did nothing for years and nobody found out?" brought out a story of a man named Bob, told by user Shayne Wyatt.

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23 People With The Cool Jobs You Wish You Had

This list of unusual and awesome jobs proves there's always something way weirder that you could be doing.  Via: Brightside

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50 'Bad Stock Photos Of My Job' On Twitter Will Have You Crying From Laughter

These are seriously so funny! Twitter users share a bad stock photo they found when typing in their profession and the results are so hilarious, you'll be finding yourself having endless bursts of laughing fits!

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40 Hilarious and Impressive Ways People Quit Their Jobs

Feel like giving in your resignation? Get some ideas from these people who went above and beyond to say "I QUIT!"

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