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Husband Misses Birth Of Child, Blames Wife, Gets Roasted

Anyone who has given birth will agree that labor is a pretty much all-consuming activity. All you can—and should be—focusing on is getting yourself to the hospital as quickly as possible. It would help if you didn't have to worry about tracking down your partner while doing so, who had made themselves as unavailable as possible. It sounds like an absurd scenario, right? Well, one woman who posted on Reddit's Am I The A-hole faced this very scenario when she couldn't reach her husband when she was in labor. After failing to respond to her texts and calls, she called a friend to take her to the hospital. Her husband, who only looked at his phone at the end of the workday, was p*ssed at her for not going via his office to get him, so that he could be there for the birth of their daughter. Of course, the internet jumped to the woman's defense, calling her husband out for being a massive a-hole. 



husband misses birth of child, blames his wife and gets roasted | thumbnail AITA not trying harder tell my husband labour? Not hole My husband who do love and does love Is distant and private person everyone. His mom having health problems and didn't know until weeks later spike her asked him she doing later and he said he didn't know just he deal with things. He doesn't want get personal with anyone share hobbies and can have good conversations as long as they are not personal can be off
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Guy Ruins Wife's Expensive Gender Reveal On Social Media, She Deems It Unforgivable

In my humble opinion, one of the worst trends that social media has perpetuated in the last few years is the gender reveal party. Never has there been a worse excuse to celebrate something that doesn't need celebrating. Parents, trust me, aside from you and possibly your parents, no one else is as invested in the sex of your baby. Let me say that again for the people at the back: NO ONE CARES! People have taken the trend way too far, spending insane amounts of money revealing the gender of their baby, and the madness needs to stop. One father, who also clearly feels the same, wrote to Reddit's Am I The Asshole after sabotaging his wife's $4K elaborate gender reveal plan for their unborn (spoiler alert) son. He posted the gender on Facebook instead, which left his wife understandably gutted. People commented with mixed reviews, some calling him an asshole for sabotaging his wife's announcement in the way he did, but others congratulated him for putting a stop to spending so much money on the gender reveal. What do you think? Asshole or not?



guy ruins his wife's expensive gender reveal on Facebook and she's fuming | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/Beneficial-Poetry-74 2 days ago 25 10 S 12 11 AITA for ruining my childs gender reveal? Not the A-hole Myself (27M) and my wife (27F) are having a boy, we already have a girl who is now 2. My wife is really into films, oscar type films and she is like an analyser when watching them so she wanted to make a gender reveal short film, 10 minutes long to say we're having a
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Guy Accuses His Brother's Wife Of Cheating Because She Started Wearing Makeup

Having not put on a full face of makeup for the best part of a year, I jump at any opportunity to get dressed up. Or at least to feel like I've put some effort into my appearance, because how long can a girl wear sweats and have her hair in a messy bun before she goes insane? So I fully support any woman who puts on makeup to feel good about the way she looks, even if it's to stay at home. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees with me. One guy posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole, explaining that his wife, who received some makeup as a gift, has started experimenting with different looks, adding that "she's really talented with it, and she's having a lot of fun." So far, so good.

That is until his brother "decided she must be posting pictures or sending pics to some dude or multiple dudes," aka, she must be cheating because there's no other explanation as to why she'd suddenly be wearing makeup. Of course, women only wear makeup to cheat on their partners, right? The woman's husband called his brother an "insecure, testicle grabbing, chauvinist man-baby," which obviously didn't go down well. Read the whole story below, and see how quickly Redditor's jump to her defense, commend the OP for his healthy attitude towards the entire thing and call out the toxic brother-in-law for projecting all hit sh*t onto his brother's wife.

brother accuses sister-in-law of cheating because she starts wearing makeup, husband goes insane | thumbnail Font - Posted by u/throwaway47757954325 5 days ago 3 8 8 2 67 285 3 78 79 AITA for calling my brother an "insecure, testicle grabbing, chauvinist man-baby" over his comments about my wife's makeup? Not the A-hole That's the actual quote. I'm still pissed as hell but maybe I went too far here. My brother and I are both late 30s. We get along fine most of the time, but my brother doesn't do
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Women Disclose Everything Their Future Husbands Need To Know

Marriage is not all mushy rainbows and butterflies. But if you listen to what your wife needs from you, perhaps it can be. You know what they say: happy wife, happy life. JK - obviously, both parties have to meet in the middle and make compromises for one another, but that doesn't mean you can't show your wife a little extra love and go above and beyond for her from time to time. The women of Twitter have never been shy when it comes to sharing their thoughts, and they're all about letting their future husbands know about all their future desires and expectations. 

Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Husband Moves In Roommate Without Telling Wife First, Gets Roasted Online

This past year has been rough on most people. Emotionally, financially, even spiritually. A lot of us have had to make serious adjustments in our lives to keep ourselves safe and secure. This time has also tested a lot of couples. Some had to be together for obnoxiously long periods, some didn't get to see each other for months at a time, and some had to flat-out end things. In sum, the world is different. But one thing will always be important when it comes to relationships, and that thing is communication.

Husband Moves In Roommate Without Telling Wife First| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/aitaroommatesitu • 1d 1 1 91 2 1 AITA for moving in a roommate without my wife being involved? Asshole
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Entitled Wife Fuming Because Her Husbands Ex-Wife Refuses To Get Rid Of His Name

A woman posted on the subreddit Am I The A-Hole wanting to know whether her former husband's new wife was unreasonable in requesting that she change her married name. The new wife texted the former wife asked her to revert to her maiden name, "Because we are married now, and I'm his wife. I should be the only one with his last name." The OP wrote that she and her ex, "have not been married for over 12 years. The reason I did not change my name is due to all my professional certifications and licenses. Ex and I agreed when we got divorced that it was too much of a hassle to change everything, and I would keep my last name the same to avoid the stress and headache of having to do that."

Of course, Redditers jumped to her defense and calling out the new wife for being unreasonable, as well as her former husband for indulging the nonsense. See what you think of this ridiculous woman.

former wife wants to know if she is obligated to give up her married name when new wife asks her to | thumbnail r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/namechangethrowaway0 3 months ago 2 AITA not changing my name? Not hole So this just happened and not sure feel. My ex and divorced 12 years ago have two children and share custody have great coparenting relationship and have had zero issues with anything since our divorce. My ex met his now wife five years ago and get along good as well. She is good stepmom
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Wife Pissed At Husband After He Asks Her To Cook Him Separate Meals When She's On Diet

Being on a diet isn't easy, but it's especially tough when you're living with someone who isn't. Watching them eat all the foods you are restricting can be a hard temptation, but diets are a personal choice, and no one else should have to limit themselves for you just because you've decided to diet. Sure, you can be mindful of what you eat in front of someone, but that's about it. One married couple is butting heads over the correct way to go about one of them dieting, and the husband posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole for some moral support.




Wife Pissed At Husband After He Asks Her To Cook Him Separate Meals When She's On Diet | thumbnail text - Posted by u/maybenotenough 3 days ago AITA for asking my wife if when she cooks, she can just make normal foods for me and use smaller portions? My wife gained some weight over the past year and was already overweight, so she wanted to make change. She's also pretty short, so the amount of calories she needs to eat is a lot lower than me. I'm 6'4 and an average weight for my height.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Savage Memes About Wives Roasting Their Husbands Into Oblivion

If you're married to a man, then you'll be able to relate to these memes about wives roasting their husbands. Because men do a lot to deserve being made fun of, especially husbands. From the way they breathe to the way they eat, having a husband is essentially, it's like having an overgrown child. These women know what's up when it comes to raising their man-children-husbands, and if you have one, then you'll relate hard.



funny memes of wives roasting their husbands | thumbnail text - Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Husbands are pure chaos. I don't wish them on anyone. Extra Large GRADE A MAR 5 A 035P-1789 When I ask for help and my husband says he has to poop. YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
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Wife Fuming After Catching Husband Selling Her Sandwiches To Buy Fast Food For Lunch

Anyone who buys lunch every day at work will know how fast the bills add up. A coffee here, a burger there, and a salad somewhere else, these 'small' costs can suddenly become significant accumulated amounts. One couple decided that in an attempt to save up for a house, part of their cost-cutting strategy would be for the husband to bring in his wife's homemade sandwiches instead of buying fast food. But when she found out through his coworker that he had been selling her sandwiches to them and using the money to buy fast food instead, she was understandably devastated and felt like she was being taken advantage of.


wife fuming after husband sells the sandwiches she made him to his coworkers to buy fast food | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Danny109 3 days ago AITA For no longer making my husband sandwiches to take to work after discovering he was selling them? Not the A-hole My F33 husband M37 works at an advertising company. We're struggling a bit financially because we're saving up to purchase a new aprtment. He is used to eating fast food and it was costly. He had no problem spending money daily on fast f
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Marriage Memes For Anyone Thinking Of Tying The Knot

Finding "the one" is a beautiful thing, especially when you're genuinely in love. Tying the knot, starting a new life together, and beginning your journey into married bliss is something that every couple dreams of. But then, reality sets in, and real-life begins. Suddenly, you have someone keeping you awake every night with their snoring, and there is dirty laundry strewn all over the floor. Now, you always have to take someone into account when making decisions, even when you don't like them very much. Welcome to marriage bliss; it's a beautiful place.


memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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OB/GYN’s Reveal The Craziest Things They've Heard Boyfriends And Husbands Say

OB/GYN's may be professional, but they've also been around the block when it comes to the crazy stuff they have heard from patients. Working in the medical field is already hectic, but being a doctor for the female body is whole 'nother story. Naturally, people have many questions and misconceptions about what goes on down there - both men and women alike. On this gem of a Reddit thread, OB/GYN's spilled the tea about all the crazy things male significant others have said at appointments, and you already know we got all the juicy details. These men seriously gotta take it down a notch at their S/O's next appointment. Scroll down for the wildest thread responses. 



ob/gyns reveal craziest things they heard husbands and boyfriends say | thumbnail text - AthanasiusJam 11 hours ago · edited 11 hours ago S He complimented my surgical ability, stating that he had been to many strip clubs, and he has never seen such a beautiful C-section scar.
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Husband Outraged After Entitled Wife Hacks Into His Facebook And Fires Coworker

A whole lotta sht could go down in a marriage, and a whole lot of sht can go down at work. But what about when the two collide and create an explosion of cringe and awkwardness? That's exactly what happened on the well-known Reddit thread 'Am I The Asshole?' this week. A man posted about how his wife felt it was completely okay to invade his privacy and break into his personal Facebook account in order to fire a coworker that she had a problem with. Scroll down to hear about the drama that ensued. 




husband fuming at wife who hacked into his facebook account to fire his worker | thumbnail text - Posted by u/AITA_35799741 day ago 46 S8 10 AITA: For blowing up at my wife after what she did at my workplace? Not the A-hole I M37 started working at my dad's friend's restaurant since 2016. Started off small. But was able to gain my employer's trust and after seeing how I have been managing the restaurant on days when he wasn't available. He decided to assign me to handle restaurant management tha
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