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Generous 30-year-old man financially supports 16-year-old half-sister, but her bio dad insists he start paying for the whole family’s expenses, he refuses: “Your money, your decision”

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Stepmom insists 27-year-old stepson call her “Bonus Mom,” dad gets involved when he refuses and sets healthy boundaries: “It makes her happy, just do it”