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Sometimes we text without thinking and sometimes we spend hours formulating the perfect mix of emojis to give off the ideal vibe. It probably doesn't make much of a difference either way, but we all have times where we go, "sh*t that did not come out right. Probably shouldn't have pressed send just then." But, unless you can literally unsend it before it's seen you might as well let it go because there's no point in living with regrets. Plus it's just a text… Right?

Tumblr is known for its bizarre variety of users. I mean, you could really find anything there if you really searched hard enough. There used to legitimately be porn on the website, but I think they've cleaned it up a little since. Regardless, one thing that will never change is how amazing some of the commenters are. They come out of nowhere sometimes, say the funniest thing I've literally ever heard, and then disappear back into the moonlight. Who are you? How are you so witty?

These commentators took these posts that were literally already funny and single-handedly brought them to a completely different level.

Giving birth is without a doubt one of the most beautiful miracles to occur every single second in this life. Side-note: Isn't that crazy? However, even though it is a precious thing, it is uncomfortable, painful, and gooey. I don't know about you, but my mom loves to remind me of that too. I guess childbirth/raising children are both one of those things that you never fully understand until you give it a go.

The Oscars are one of the most highly anticipated award shows of the year. It could be because of the amazing performances, the beautiful dresses, the exhilarating award announcements... or maybe we're all just hoping something goes terribly wrong again. It seems that so often there is a hilarious mishap, they may be embarrassing, but boy are they entertaining. Here are some of the most iconic ones.

Kris Jenner has always been and will forever be iconic. I don't know what it is about her, but she can literally breathe and somebody will make a meme about it. The best part is, though, that she plays along with it. She knows she's hilarious and hasn't really changed her humor in the past 20 years. Why fix what's not broken?

She has one of the biggest hearts I've seen on reality TV, but it doesn't mean she is not savage when it comes to roasting her family.

Keep going Kris, you're doing great!

Whenever you date someone, there are always only two possible outcomes: Either you get hitched, or you break up. It's inevitable. That's not to say it has to end badly, but it is definitely more likely that someone is going to get hurt. All of these things are a part of life. We all get dumped, or lied to, or cheated on, and we need time to cope. Some people take up meditation, some try out therapy, others post on Twitter. Can't tell you whether it's the healthiest coping strategy but it is clearly the most entertaining.

If you have an ex that you're not the biggest fan of you might relate to these hilarious tweets from people who don't give AF.

People who believe in astrology are definitely a type. Don't get me wrong, I occasionally find myself relating to my horoscope, and I've noticed that most of my friends are fire signs, but that's basically the extent of it. However, some people are on a completely different level. Loving astrology is one thing, but If someone's zodiac stops you from pursuing a relationship with them, or your horoscope stops you from leaving the house one day, maybe reconsider your priorities.

These very extra tweets about astrology make us laugh every time. No hard feelings, but coming for people who don't say things like, "Pisces moon tonight, y'all watch out," these are just too funny.

Getting older is a part of life. We're literally constantly aging but some days we feel young and naive and other days we feel like we're well on our way to becoming the old creepy man on the block. The worst thing you can do is compare your accomplishments to someone else, but it can feel good to relate to other people going through the same 'growing pains' as you. The more we normalize aging, the less 'out of touch' we might all feel. After all, each phase of life should be celebrated, as well as laughed at because some of this sh*t is too good.

This Reddit thread is filled with funny relatable moments when people realized they were not getting any younger.

It can be really hard to let loose sometimes in life. We have schedules, scripts, and norms for our everyday lives. There are very few places where we are encouraged to be wild. At an all-you-can-eat buffet, and in bed. However, is there such a thing as too wild? Should we still watch what we say even when we're doing the deed? I guess it all depends on the situation.

I can only hope that all you weirdos can find someone who is turned on by the weird sh*t that might pop out of your mouth in bed.

Idk about you, but people who know a lot about astrology genuinely terrify me. I never thought twice about my sign except when throwing around ideas for my first tattoo. I looked up the characteristics a few times and thought, "Sure..."

But if I go up to someone who knows everything about my sign I start hearing, "OMG you're such a Capricorn." And so I've had to just accept that they see something else that I can't. Maybe it's BS maybe it's not, but I'm so sorry it's genuinely hilarious to see these tweets out of context.

Y'all just keep doing your thing, it's very entertaining.

We all go through life hoping the be the main character, and it's just not always the case. However, sometimes crazy sh** happens to us that makes us think, "Is this real life? This is my life?" In those moments we feel more human than ever. Is it a coincidence? A miracle? We will never know. But one thing is for sure, it will sure as hell make a good story.

Whether you like it or not, there is proper texting etiquette. You don't need to use periods or capital letters, nothing fancy like that. But you shouldn't send 8 messages in a row, especially unsolicited. No need for incessant amounts of emojis or lol's. The more succinct the better. It might seem complicated, but to every art, there is a technique. Lol. But seriously, not everyone understands how to text like a regular person and it really shows.

When you spend too much time with people a lot starts to happen. You can predict their moods, memorize their sleep schedule, and of course, you develop some kind of a dialect that only becomes more and more abstract with time. Made-up words can definitely solidify a relationship. So, who do we spend the most time with growing up? Yep, our families. And some 'famiolects' just happen to go much farther than others.

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

Haven't come up with a name yet for your best girlfriend? Well, you are in luck because apparently there is a trend going around where people reveal the names of their cooters based on the last TV show they watched/binged/hated, it doesn't matter. Before moving forward maybe you should think back to your name. I'm pretty proud of mine: Love Island.

Ah, Valentine's Day. You can smell the romance in the air. Or wait *sniff sniff* I think that's just pollution. Silly me. But for real whatever your relationship status, this Valentine's Day is going to be weird regardless. But one thing that will never change is the ability of Tumblr users to post the silliest, wittiest Valentine's day card meme. Now, let's laugh our way through this day, shall we? Because these are actually funny af.