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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Everybody has their own preferences about how they want their significant other to present themself. Some people like the e-boy look with their painted nails and hand tattoos. Some people prefer the sporty look where they got on their sweatbands and short shorts. And some people simp over hipsters in beanies, flannels, and aggressive man-buns. There really is someone for everyone. However, just because someone's 'look' isn't your cup of tea, it doesn't change how manly, masculine, or mature they are.

So if you want to avoid being roasted on Twitter, my advice would be: Go ahead, share and celebrate your type, but don't try to use something as superficial as style as a basic standard for what qualifies a 'real man.'

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.
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Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF

Having a baby is hard work. Suddenly, your life revolves around this tiny human who depends on you for survival, and you better know what you're doing. Since parenting is a very much 'learn on the job' type of role, parenting basics don't necessarily come naturally, especially if you don't have children. One guy proved this while staying at his sister and brother-in-law's house when he relocated their sleeping baby from its nursery into a stroller in the hallway just so that he could have sex with his girlfriend in the nursery. Understandably, the situation left the baby's father fuming because the baby's blanket had fallen over his face, which could have been a fatally dangerous situation. He posted on Reddit's Am I The A**hole, explaining that his wife, who wasn't in town at the time, claims her husband is overreacting. Redditors disagreed and had A LOT to say on the matter.




Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF | thumbnail text - Posted by u/WA113BC356 1 day ago 12 13 3 26 26 AITA For kicking my brother in law out after he made my 10 months old son spend the night in a stroller? Not the A-hole Me M37 and my wife F30 have a ten months old son and recently started sleeping in his own room. We live in a small apartment. My wife works for an marketing company and it requires her to go on trips at least once a month. She invited
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of people doing their best not to kill their significant other because of the way they're breathing, blinking, or blowing their nose. Or just for the way they exist. I mean, love is great and all that, but after a while, your partner can start to grind your gears and drive you a little crazy. Or, stark-raving mad. That's why Twitter makes for such a great outlet when it comes to airing your relationship woes. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which give you an insight into the trials and tribulations of the general population's love life. Hopefully, they will make you feel less... alone?

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes
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Funniest 'Break-Up Lines' Giving Your Partner No Option But To Peace Out

Every long, healthy, and meaningful relationship deserves proper closure. A discussion perhaps to emulate the mutual respect both partners share for each other. However, not all relationships end well, and some people don't deserve a proper goodbye. If you've seen quite enough red-flags and toxic masculinity in your partner, and you are more than ready to delete them from your life, but you don't have the right words... well you're in luck.

There is a thread blowing up on Reddit where people are sharing their best 'Break-up lines.' Many of these are short and sweet, oh and hilarious as well. Enjoy!

Funniest 'Break-Up Lines' To Guarantee Your Partner Knows Their Way Out| thumbnail text - theboxv6 • 11h I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level <3 G Reply 356 •..
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 19, 2021)

Isn't it so lovely to be in a relationship? You love someone and they love you back - so crazy, and yet so simple. Except sometimes it's not so simple. Sometimes it can get hectic and messy and complicated. People talk to Twitter on a daily basis to tweet about the ups and downs of relationships, and they're funny AF. Check 'em out below. 


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes
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Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship

Ever been in a healthy relationship? Personally... It's hard to say. Sometimes you get into it and you think, "Wow, this is great!" Then after-the-fact you realize, "Hold up, literally every aspect of our relationship was filled with red flags." Sound familiar? I guess it goes both ways though. Maybe it's also hard to recognize all of the healthy signs too in the moment. Luckily We're Not Really Strangers made a thread on Twitter outlining 11 signs of what they consider to be a healthy relationship. Any of these relatable to you? 

Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship| thumbnail text - We're Not Really Strangers @wnrs... · Mar 9 Replying to @wnrstweets 1. Their feelings for you are clear. There's nothing to decode or google •.. ♡ 11 27 760 16.5K
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Man Reveals Alleged Secret To Success On Dating Apps

Dating apps are 100% one of those things you don't believe in until it works out for you. Like astrological signs, or working out. You might have to deal with a lot of BS before something realistically nice comes out of it. And, of course, it depends on what you're looking for. But really, many statisticians have shown that regardless of your goals, there are small adjustments you can make to your profile to make it more appealing, and certain phrases you really ought to ignore.

One brave man on Reddit shared his own personal piece of advice.

Man Reveals Alleged Secret To Success Dating Apps| thumbnail text - Posted by u/mcgarrylj 20 hours ago 97 22 S 3 E I Think I Accidentally Discovered the Key to Tinder: Exclamation Points!
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Men Reveal Their Honest Opinions On Girls Asking Guys Out

So unless you've been living under a rock you probably know it is the social standard for guys to ask girls out, and not vice versa. Personally, I think it sucks for all parties when something like this becomes a strict rule. Girls are forced to wait around and drop hints until someone gathers the courage to ask them out, and guys have to pick up on all those hints and put their hearts on the line all the time. Technically societal rules can be broken, but is it successful? Do boys even like being asked out by girls?

Men Reveal Their Honest Opinions On Girls Asking Guys Out| thumbnail text - DapperApples Single 1 year ago wish girls would do instead assuming psychic and just know they like .
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

In social media world, relationships are sparkling and perfect, the state of mind where everybody wants to be. But in the real world, this perfect exterior completely shatters. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to blast their significant other in the funniest way. Once you see the tweets below, you'll be counting your blessings about being single. Scroll on down for this week's funniest relationship tweets.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes
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Woman Saves Girl From Being Harassed By Creepy Man Asking About Her Toes

Only a few days ago Tiktok user Nab decided to share her experience intervening in the situation we all know too well. Being crept on in the middle of the night by creepy-ass men. We usually try everything we can do to avoid this situation. We try to go out in groups, never walk outside alone, get in and out of our car as fast as we can... but sometimes it's unavoidable. Men will be men.

Woman Saves Girl From Being Harassed By Creepy Man Asking About Her Toes| thumbnail text - d TikTok @pikanab Okay guys I dont normally film these type of videos but like i see this girl over there accross the street
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Funny Tweets About Being So Bisexual It Hurts

Didn't know that so many Tweets about being bisexual could lowkey be so relatable. I do also usually get more nervous introducing myself to a cool and stylish girl than a regular hot guy. These Twitter users really love to laugh at themselves and I'm always here for that. I love how we can fight and fight to get our rights and to get rid of stigmas, but then find ourselves completely falling into them. Oops, sometimes you can help but be who you are.

Funny Tweets About Being So Bisexual It Hurts| thumbnail text - Hair - lou/aly@ @mainthings.. · Feb 6 i love how all 3 of my bisexual awakenings give off the same energy
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Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment

Ah, excuses excuses. What a waste of my damn time. They're so predictable too. Of course, we have all given out a fair deal of them in the past. It is hard to straight-up tell someone to their face, "I don't like you that much." But it's just funny how guys always say that girls are the ones who can never be upfront about their feelings, and then they pull sh*t like this. It's even funnier when they say one of these preemptively. Like he hits you with one of these the first time you start hanging out, assuming that you already want him to be your boyfriend. Like actually, I just came to get d***ked down, but thanks for the warning... lol.

Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment| Thumbnail text - 99 I I don't believe in labels. 66
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Redditors Describe The Dumbest Reason They've Ever Been Dumped

I'm not entirely sure if it would feel better to be dumped for a really good reason, like cheating, or for a super dumb reason, like eating a tuna salad. Either way, you're dumped. Knocked down from taken to single. It's never really going to be fun. But after some time you may be able to look back and think, "Lol I can't believe I was actually dumped for something so silly." It probably just meant y'all weren't meant to be.

Redditors Describe The Dumbest Reason They've Ever Been Dumped| thumbnail text - breatheinthesilence 2 years ago I liked to be the big spoon and he told me I was questioning his manhood. 6.0k Give Award Share Report Save
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. And sometimes, you need to vent about it on Twitter before you go crazy. Each week, we collect the funniest relationship tweets to give you a glimpse into the struggles that other people are experiencing, which will hopefully make you feel better about your shambles of a love-life. And when you're done with these, here are last week's, which are equally as funny.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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People Disclose The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Relationships

A relationship is basically an experiment that you can't really prepare for beforehand. You have to take a lot of educated guesses in order to understand how to treat your partner right. And what your past partner enjoyed will not be the same as your current one. I guess I'm making it seem like it's a lot of hard work, but it kind of is... However when it's worth it, you don't look at it that way. If you want to It's fun to learn someone, especially when they keep you on your toes.

Redditors Disclose The Biggest Mistakes People Make In Relationships| thumbnail text - - Cipher_Error404 6 days ago Ignoring blazing red flags. Like holy hell, my ex had some and I gave them the benifit of the doubt. And I ignored them. I dumped his ass when it all came to light 55 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband

Some people are gifted with clean PG-13 humor, while others need a little more raunchiness to get them to actually laugh out loud. Personally, I think I might still be in the 4th grade because a simple poop or fart joke will send me soaring. This lovely woman on Quora shared how her dirty sense of humor ended up being the exact reason she met her husband. So hey, maybe it's okay to be immature sometimes, as long as you can find someone who's equally childish.

Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband| Thumbnail text - - Relationship Advice Dating Advice Dating and Relationships / What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? 2 Answer a Follow · 24 8 Request 00
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