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People Reveal The Secrets To Achieving The Perfect Balance In Relationships

We've all experienced the struggles of singledom, but how are you supposed to handle actually being in a relationship? You now have to take another person's well-being into account and have to tone down the selfish side that was more prevalent when you were single. Relationships aren't one-sided. You have to give and take equally. Twitter has turned the idea that "a relationship should be 50/50" into a hilarious trend, offering their own advice for what a relationship needs in order for the two parties to meet in the middle. Scroll down for the best advice about maintaining an equal balance in your own relationship. 

Funny tweets about the perfect relationship | thumbnail text - desert ro ... @desertvoidro relationships should be 50/50 50% he points out a dog to me 50% i wave at the dog 3:43 AM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Non-Physical Traits People Confess They Actually Find Highly Attractive

There a lot of factors that cause someone to be attracted to another person. The media loves to emphasize how important our looks are, that way we will continue buying hundreds of products to keep our faces smooth, our nails long, and our mustaches non-existent. But what attraction really means at its core is that somebody is literally pulled towards you like a magnet. Something about your energy attracts them and they want to be closer to you.

This Reddit thread capitalizes on the non-physical traits people are attracted to in a person. I would argue that, to many people, these characteristics are far more important than looks. This means you may have been a 10 without even knowing it.

Non-Physical Traits People Confess They Actually Find Highly Attractive| thumbnail text - Rectangle - Moose197f • 10h If they talk to my dog in a little voice it's the cutest most open thing I just like it. G Reply ...
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Realistic Memes About The Atrocious Discomfort We Experience On First Dates

First dates are an unavoidable part of life. Unless of course, you are one of those lucky ones who begins to fall in love with your best friend, and then you can't really figure out when the 'hanging out' ended and the 'dates' started. If that is you, you are living in a rom-com and I want to switch lives.

For the rest of us, however, we have to start from square one. We have to get all gussied up, and meet a random person in a public atmosphere and figure out whether their appearance is f*ckable, and their personality is tolerable.

If you have already experienced your fair share of awkward first dates, these memes will bring you right back. You're welcome.

Realistic Memes About The Atrocious Discomfort We Voluntarily Submit Ourselves To On First Dates| thumbnail text - sarafcarter SAIA @sarafcarter Me before a first date: I hope he's not a serial killer. Me on a first date: so who's your favorite serial killer?
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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'Influencer' Mad At GF For Sabotaging TikTok Account After He Lies About Their Relationship

Gone are the days when being an influencer was a fun side-gig. Nowadays, if you want to make it on social media, you have to devote all your spare time to building a following and creating an online presence. But when you're dedicating that much time, the lines between your real life and the life you're pretending to live online can become blurred. One guy learned this the hard way when he uploaded a video to TikTok showcasing his daily routine, in which he claimed to spend four hours a day cuddling with his girlfriend. His girlfriend clapped back, saying she barely sees him for half an hour a day because of the extra time he dedicated to growing his following on TikTok. In response, she created a video displaying screenshots of his recent attempts to cancel plans, proving how little time he actually spent with her. Her actions resulted in him losing a chunk of his followers, who claimed he was a fraud and a liar. Understandably, her boyfriend wasn't happy with her, but she posted her predicament on Reddit's Am I TheA—hole claiming her actions were justified. What do you think?






guy mad at girlfriend for sabotaging his tiktok account after he lies about their relationship | thumbnail text - Posted by u/ThrowRApeachsodaaaa 2 days ago AITA for ruining my boyfriend's 'clout' on TikTok? Not the A-hole I am 20F. My boyfriend (21M) downloaded TikTok a while ago & developed a decent following, nothing close to Charli or anything but around 80k followers which is pretty impressive. Most of his videos are "thirst trap" type videos (basically him just being hot on camera lol), wh
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Ahh, love. It brings us joy and heartbreak, happiness and misery. The ups and downs of relationships can undoubtedly drive you crazy, so why not vent your frustrations out on the internet? Nowadays, Twitter is the therapist you never knew you needed; it's the place to bitch about your partner when they're driving you crazy, guaranteeing you all the sympathy you need. And the bonus? You get to entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which prove that the Twitter gods have once again shone their light down on us and given us another batch of laughs at the expense of other people's love lives.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes
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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes... and safety levels. It's hard to know where they come from. There may be no reason why somebody likes to be smacked, or whipped, or licked. And with the porn industry growing quickly it becomes easier and easier for people to discover what really gets them going. If you think you're into something weird, there's probably a platform for you somewhere that will show you how there are actually thousands of people just like you. As long as somebody's fetish is not going to put someone's life at risk, there's usually no harm. Though it's probably best for you to warn your partner before because they may not be into dressing up as animals, or Hilary Clinton.

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...
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Common Insecurities Men Have About Their Bodies Which Women Don't Even Notice

Everybody has their own insecurities. Sometimes they stem from childhood experiences, from an individual person in particular, or from a general societal standard. It's amazing that any of us have the courage to leave our homes these days with all of these unrealistic expectations being drilled into our minds. It is generally agreed upon that women are forced to face these disgusting standards each and every day, and they play a large part in our development and overall confidence. What we don't talk about as much, though, is how guys do often face the same, or similar, issues.

Just like women have things that they care about that guys seriously don't, like thigh gaps, hip dips, cellulite, there are probably equally as many things guys wrongly assume women care about.

To the guys out there, hopefully, this wholesome Reddit thread helps to remind you that you are perfect just the way you are.

Common Insecurities Men Have About Their Bodies Which Women Don't Give AF About| thumbnail text - boopedydoop • 12d Getting sweaty during sex. I had a bf that always felt so bad if any sweat dripped onto me and I was always like ????? I literally don't care keep going 6 Reply 1 1.2k 3 ...
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Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex

Doing the deed is a very intimate thing. A lot of unexpected things can happen that might cause some intense awkwardness. If you're really close with the person you're doing it with, you may be able to laugh it off, or agree to move past it...but sometimes the mood has simply left the chat, and there's no point in trying to rediscover it. We've all been there, the point of no return. Sometimes it's better to just stop and maybe reconvene at a more suitable time.

Whatever the case may be, eventually you will look back and at least think to yourself, "Hey, at least I peaced out before going further," because rest assured it can ALWAYS get worse.

These people shared their 'Peace Out' moments on Reddit, and you might find them relatable, comforting, or you might just thrive in the second-hand embarrassment.

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)
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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Everybody has their own preferences about how they want their significant other to present themself. Some people like the e-boy look with their painted nails and hand tattoos. Some people prefer the sporty look where they got on their sweatbands and short shorts. And some people simp over hipsters in beanies, flannels, and aggressive man-buns. There really is someone for everyone. However, just because someone's 'look' isn't your cup of tea, it doesn't change how manly, masculine, or mature they are.

So if you want to avoid being roasted on Twitter, my advice would be: Go ahead, share and celebrate your type, but don't try to use something as superficial as style as a basic standard for what qualifies a 'real man.'

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.
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Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF

Having a baby is hard work. Suddenly, your life revolves around this tiny human who depends on you for survival, and you better know what you're doing. Since parenting is a very much 'learn on the job' type of role, parenting basics don't necessarily come naturally, especially if you don't have children. One guy proved this while staying at his sister and brother-in-law's house when he relocated their sleeping baby from its nursery into a stroller in the hallway just so that he could have sex with his girlfriend in the nursery. Understandably, the situation left the baby's father fuming because the baby's blanket had fallen over his face, which could have been a fatally dangerous situation. He posted on Reddit's Am I The A**hole, explaining that his wife, who wasn't in town at the time, claims her husband is overreacting. Redditors disagreed and had A LOT to say on the matter.




Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF | thumbnail text - Posted by u/WA113BC356 1 day ago 12 13 3 26 26 AITA For kicking my brother in law out after he made my 10 months old son spend the night in a stroller? Not the A-hole Me M37 and my wife F30 have a ten months old son and recently started sleeping in his own room. We live in a small apartment. My wife works for an marketing company and it requires her to go on trips at least once a month. She invited
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of people doing their best not to kill their significant other because of the way they're breathing, blinking, or blowing their nose. Or just for the way they exist. I mean, love is great and all that, but after a while, your partner can start to grind your gears and drive you a little crazy. Or, stark-raving mad. That's why Twitter makes for such a great outlet when it comes to airing your relationship woes. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which give you an insight into the trials and tribulations of the general population's love life. Hopefully, they will make you feel less... alone?

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes
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Funniest 'Break-Up Lines' Giving Your Partner No Option But To Peace Out

Every long, healthy, and meaningful relationship deserves proper closure. A discussion perhaps to emulate the mutual respect both partners share for each other. However, not all relationships end well, and some people don't deserve a proper goodbye. If you've seen quite enough red-flags and toxic masculinity in your partner, and you are more than ready to delete them from your life, but you don't have the right words... well you're in luck.

There is a thread blowing up on Reddit where people are sharing their best 'Break-up lines.' Many of these are short and sweet, oh and hilarious as well. Enjoy!

Funniest 'Break-Up Lines' To Guarantee Your Partner Knows Their Way Out| thumbnail text - theboxv6 • 11h I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level <3 G Reply 356 •..
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 19, 2021)

Isn't it so lovely to be in a relationship? You love someone and they love you back - so crazy, and yet so simple. Except sometimes it's not so simple. Sometimes it can get hectic and messy and complicated. People talk to Twitter on a daily basis to tweet about the ups and downs of relationships, and they're funny AF. Check 'em out below. 


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes
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Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship

Ever been in a healthy relationship? Personally... It's hard to say. Sometimes you get into it and you think, "Wow, this is great!" Then after-the-fact you realize, "Hold up, literally every aspect of our relationship was filled with red flags." Sound familiar? I guess it goes both ways though. Maybe it's also hard to recognize all of the healthy signs too in the moment. Luckily We're Not Really Strangers made a thread on Twitter outlining 11 signs of what they consider to be a healthy relationship. Any of these relatable to you? 

Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship| thumbnail text - We're Not Really Strangers @wnrs... · Mar 9 Replying to @wnrstweets 1. Their feelings for you are clear. There's nothing to decode or google •.. ♡ 11 27 760 16.5K
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Man Reveals Alleged Secret To Success On Dating Apps

Dating apps are 100% one of those things you don't believe in until it works out for you. Like astrological signs, or working out. You might have to deal with a lot of BS before something realistically nice comes out of it. And, of course, it depends on what you're looking for. But really, many statisticians have shown that regardless of your goals, there are small adjustments you can make to your profile to make it more appealing, and certain phrases you really ought to ignore.

One brave man on Reddit shared his own personal piece of advice.

Man Reveals Alleged Secret To Success Dating Apps| thumbnail text - Posted by u/mcgarrylj 20 hours ago 97 22 S 3 E I Think I Accidentally Discovered the Key to Tinder: Exclamation Points!
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