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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.

Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

funny tweets of women roasting men - Any time a guy on Tinder says he's "looking for something casual," I just send him a link to a Gap v-neck tee"

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 22, 2020)

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed "by accident" when we were together

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 15, 2020)

Museums Battle on Twitter Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit - cover pic tweets of butts | Yorkshire Museum @YorkshireMuseum 'S TIME CURATORBATTLE Today's theme is #BestMuseumBum! This cracking Roman marble statuette depicts an athlete at peak fitness may have decorated town house one Eboracum's wealthier residents. Has someone taken bite out this BEAT MuseumBums | Dana Ardis @ZooLuki @Rainluvvr RT @DrJEBall clear winner BestMuseumBum is statue Aphrodite Kallipygos (lit Aphrodite beautiful butto

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just these misogynists are still allowing and supporting this 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter iPhone

Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

funny tweets by women about masturbation - cover image about masturbating to Ryan Gosling in the movie theater | Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 Ugh NEVER going Ryan Gosling movie theater again. Apparently masturbating back row is still considered inappropriate

Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp

Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

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“You’re not grandma and grandpa’s new daughter”: 17 and 11-year-old siblings put new stepmom in her place after she desperately tries to be loved by their late mother’s family

“You’re not grandma and grandpa’s new daughter”: 17 and 11-year-old siblings put new stepmom in her place after she desperately tries to be loved by their late mother’s family

24-year-old daughter plans for parents to stay in her shared apartment for over a month, 23-year-old roommate puts her foot down and speaks to property managers: "She clearly does not respect our space"

24-year-old daughter plans for parents to stay in her shared apartment for over a month, 23-year-old roommate puts her foot down and speaks to property managers: "She clearly does not respect our space"

Grandmother lies to 3 and 7-year-old step grandchildren about taking family vacation to Disneyworld, their mother forces her to apologize to them: “I don’t like how you handled it”

Grandmother lies to 3 and 7-year-old step grandchildren about taking family vacation to Disneyworld, their mother forces her to apologize to them: “I don’t like how you handled it”

18-year-old daughter tells stepmom to back off trying to be her real “mom,” resulting in tears and her father reprimanding her: “He said I was cruel and should fix it”

18-year-old daughter tells stepmom to back off trying to be her real “mom,” resulting in tears and her father reprimanding her: “He said I was cruel and should fix it”

‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

'You are not entitled to my bank account': 29-year-old broke sister demands older brother help her out with rent, he claims it is becoming a pattern and refuses, parents take sister's side

'You are not entitled to my bank account': 29-year-old broke sister demands older brother help her out with rent, he claims it is becoming a pattern and refuses, parents take sister's side