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Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

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Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

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Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

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Questions Women Want Men To Answer Already

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Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means

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Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

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Forty Tweets From 2019 That Got More Than 100K Retweets

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35-year-old tries to hide infidelity from family by saying her husband is leaving her due to weight gain, he sets the record straight behind her back: ‘They thought I was shallow’

35-year-old tries to hide infidelity from family by saying her husband is leaving her due to weight gain, he sets the record straight behind her back: ‘They thought I was shallow’

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

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‘He cried because the maid was on vacation and he had to wash his own sneakers’: Guys and gals recount the moment they realized they wouldn't marry their exes

‘He cried because the maid was on vacation and he had to wash his own sneakers’: Guys and gals recount the moment they realized they wouldn't marry their exes