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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

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woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse

Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

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funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.

Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

funny tweets of women roasting men - Any time a guy on Tinder says he's "looking for something casual," I just send him a link to a Gap v-neck tee"

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funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed "by accident" when we were together

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Dad skips daughter's rescheduled wedding to go on a motorcycle trip with his buddies after spending $22,500 on her first wedding, which she cancelled last-minute after a fight with her fiance: ‘I was stuck with the bill’

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