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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest women tweets | Cake Lady @mamahaaze My total 129 at target and my kid like can put this back" Imao GIRL $1.29 snickers bar isn't gonna fix this 12:21 am 4 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 39.2K Retweets 442.1K Likes

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Funniest relationship tweets | carol @ballerguy Closure is so important Just submitted my ex's personal info Scientology recruitment website and honestly feel so much better 5:34 am 2 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 176 Retweets 4.4K Likes

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Funniest tweets by women | Camille @SovereignCee have never saw month get up outta here way April did. 7:27 pm 29 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 82.4K Retweets 388.8K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Brian Kieffer @bckietter My 7 y.o. put on a suit for his class Zoom this morning. My wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic. He was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the I'm on a call hand signal. It took everything I have not to bust out laughing.

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funny women tweets | Jane Coaston @cjane87 Have considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as have apparently gone through all other available doctors 6:01 pm 17 Apr 2020 TweetDeck 23.1K Retweets 145.1K Likes

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Funniest relationship tweets | Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp "So day my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him 8:28 am 16 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 7.9K Retweets 78.3K Likes

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