You prefer a light to dark roast romance served piping hot.

Love needs to roast over an open fire to thrive.

Let's just cut to the chase, you're a gal who doesn't have time for games. You're looking for love, or at least love for the night, or whatever, but you're not looking for someone to waste your time. Are you seriously going to wait for that shy guy you have a crush on to make the first move? No, because who knows how long that will take?! Years maybe! So you dive straight in. No dipping the toes first to check the romance waters. You are going to ambitiously start the flirting and not try to hi…

It's like dating a Sour Patch Kid: First they're sour, then they're sweet.

There's nobody else I'd rather roast.

A toast to the couple who roast!

My love language: Roasting

To roast is to love.