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A Valentine's gift that cost $0? Attention!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you roast me ded, I'll love you.
Flirty girls get things done.
Sometimes all you need to do so get someone to fall in love with you is to immediately repond to their text messages.
A romantic poem for your soulmate: "There's nothing I love more than that big AF head of your's."
Have you texted bae yet today?
Hello lovers who require all the attention, and lovers who require all the attention only.
Why flirt when you can roast?
Did you remember to water your girlfriend today?
You know you got a good one when they say "I love you" and "where tf you get them clown shoes??" all in one breath.
Where is our fairy godmother at?
Oh look at the time, it's give-me-attention-o'clock!
Maybe we're the red flag?
If she gives you ice for that epic burn, you give her a wedding ring.
Go into 2023 embracing your love language of needing constant attention.
What even IS love without a light roast??
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