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Usually, people get roasted for making special requests when ordering food, but as long as you're nice about it and understand when your needs can't be met, it's no biggie. After all, if you're going to spend your hard-earned money, it's always satisfying to get exactly what you were anticipating. It's just one of the minor luxuries in life that can spark a significant amount of happiness, so why not snap a pic and share it with the internet? We're happy for you as well.

Everybody has cringy stories from hookups that probably didn't need to happen. Noses get bumped, tongues get bitten, and well, sometimes people get way too in the mood and some extremely awkward words slip out of their mouths. If this has happened to you, it's completely normal, sometimes we just feel the need to speak when it's really just not necessary. But if you're not actually interested in the person you're smooching, saying something cringy af could be a very efficient way to get them to leave you alone. In case you're looking for some inspo, here are some of the worst things to say after a kiss.

Hey, we have all learned our lesson the hard way that what you put on the internet is permanent. Some of us have accidentally posted less-than-desirable selfies, sent a DM to the completely wrong person, or had a friend upload a super embarrassing video of us that nearly went viral. You cannot control the internet, it works in mysterious ways.

One thing is for sure though, some Americans really have a way with words. Sometimes they can't help but expose their... lack of worldliness whenever they post (with much confidence) some serious BS. We American's know that they are not the majority, but it still can be really embarrassing. Maybe this list can be used as motivation to increase funding for public schools? Just a thought.

I wonder who started high school reunions. Is the purpose of them just so people can show off how successful they are? Is it a chance for the kids to show that they've glowed up? What happens if you didn't? It could be really fun I suppose. I bet there are a lot of throwback songs and reignited love triangles. Who doesn't love a little drama in a school gym?

Tumblr is known for its bizarre variety of users. I mean, you could really find anything there if you really searched hard enough. There used to legitimately be porn on the website, but I think they've cleaned it up a little since. Regardless, one thing that will never change is how amazing some of the commenters are. They come out of nowhere sometimes, say the funniest thing I've literally ever heard, and then disappear back into the moonlight. Who are you? How are you so witty?

These commentators took these posts that were literally already funny and single-handedly brought them to a completely different level.

They say that aphrodisiacs come in all shapes and sizes. A lot of them are random foods like artichokes, asparagus, chocolate, figs, oysters, etc. Apparently has something to do with the chemical properties that make them up, we don't know, we're not scientists. What we do know is that there are a lot of seemingly innocent things that turn people on for no good reason. Some of these may be strange, but hey, at least they're not hurting anyone.

No one tells the truth 100% of the time; it's impossible. Oh, you do, we heard you say? Well then... there's another lie! Truth is a relative concept (sort of) because sometimes we need to tell a white lie here and there to make life a little less awkward. And if there are traces of the truth in the lie, then it's not that bad. Maybe. Sort of. To make you feel better about all the white lies you tell, here are some of the funniest and most creative ones other people have tried to get away with. We give them a ten out of ten for creativity!

Is there anything more satisfying than seeing some ignorant jerk get called out on the Internet? Well, I suppose it's a little more satisfying to see it happen in real life, but that just is quite unlikely to witness. On the Internet, we have more time to come up with the most beautiful clap back and we can share it with the world and relish and the fact that it did indeed happen. We can share screenshots with our friends and remind them to never cross us, it's one of the little joys in life.

Boomers get a lot of fack for their old-fashioned comments. It must be hard to get any kind of opinion out in the open these days without someone responding with the iconic new phrase, "Ok, Boomer." It's true, a lot of them deserve to be called out, but there are problematic misfits in every generation. Maybe it's time we give boomers a bit of a break. Rather than roasting them for once, let's celebrate some of the valid points they make which even Gen Z-ers can relate to on some level.

Turn-ons and turn-offs for the most part are inexplicable. Somebody can do one of the most innocent gestures, like opening the door for you, and suddenly you're imagining the two of you in a much less public location and with much fewer clothes on. It doesn't always make sense, but at the end of the day, we all have dirty minds and it's a wonder how any of us get anything done with all of these 'intruding thoughts'.

On Reddit, men are sharing the random things that women do that turn them on, I think many men would be surprised to know that for a lot of these things... We know it turns you on, and that's exactly why we do it.

We all know a Karen... or if you work in retail, you've definitely been faced with one or two (hundred) over the years. You know, that crazy and entitled person who has a superiority complex and demands to speak to the manager the first second they don't get their own way. A Reddit thread asking people to share the most "Karen" thing that someone ever did to them has produced some hilarious responses and we've compiled some of the best ones below. 

If you're new to the internet, you may not have noticed that there are basically always robots trying to get money off of you by sliding in your DM's. It's obviously not funny when they're successful, but sometimes the things they say are so hilarious you can't help but be entertained by their attempts.

And if it's not a robot trying to slide in, then it's probably some random guy who feels this is the appropriate way to shoot his shot. 20 or so years ago, before DM's, weird people would just run up to you and say confusing a*s things, now they still can do that, but the internet allows them to keep it up once they go back home on their computer. It's definitely a weird world we live in.

Hot girl summer is one of those things that will take place every year no matter what. You may think you're not ready, but you're not the one in charge here. It's a mindset that you can't fight. Once the days get longer, and your a$$-cheeks get sandier, you know what the deal is. There really is no reason to fight it because this is our time to thrive ladies! If you're not psyched up yet, here are some Tweets to get you in the hot girl mood.

There are many different ways to deal with creepy people. A lot of the time we try to be kind because we don't want to anger them, but that can also give off the wrong message and make them think you enjoy their 'special attention.' You can try to ignore them as well, but they're usually not the best at picking up on social cues. Perhaps the best way is to go down the creepy route as well, to out-creep the creepers of the world. You might come off as insane, but at least you'll be left alone.

It's kind of we're how the media tries to tell us what is sexy. Almost every time the 'Sexiest Man Of The Year' is announced, there is major backlash. After all, what is considered sexy to one person could be a major 'No, Thanks' to the next. Although it seems there are some universally sexy characteristics, there will always be someone who will have to politely disagree. And it's a good thing that we all have different tastes, that way we don't all go for the same exact people.