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Some More Funny 'Overheard LA' Conversations

If you've been following us for a while, you'll know we're fans of the Instagram account Overheard in LA; the platform dedicated to documenting the ridiculous things overheard in LA and its trendy neighborhoods. The page is essentially a collection of fragments of actual eavesdropped conversations that people submit, which mocks the Instagram culture that seems to now be so deeply embedded into the average Angeleno. The snippets of conversation are hilarious, if not ridiculous, and so here is a fresh new batch of some of the things Angelenos have been overheard saying. You can thank me later.



Overheard LA snippets of conversation | thumbnail Text - "Babe. We don't need that, we have pasta at home." "We did... but I used it to make macaroni necklaces." "What? Why?" "Because l'm depressed, Josh." Coverheardla *Couple leaving a wedding (pre- quarantine) "Wow, and those vows he wrote! So beautiful." "Babe, he plagiarized a Lumineers song." Coverheardla
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The Ten Predictable Guys All Women Meet On Dating Apps

Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble, Tinder, Eharmony, Coffee Meets Bagel, Ship - the building blocks for the rollercoaster that is the dating app sphere. And what a wild, shitty ride it is. 

If your dating life is as much of a hot mess as my own, you've been downloading, deleting, and redownloading the apps since the beginning of time. Like many things in life, it has turned into a routine that I have come to despise. Alas, the quest for love always keeps me coming back for more. Because I've become so intertwined with the apps, I have inevitably become intertwined with the guys featured on the apps, and they will always have a special place in my digital heart. To all the boys I've swiped right (or left) on before, this one's for y'all.


the ten guys all women meet on dating apps | thumbnail image of topless man text - The One Too Hot For A Bio He seems to think his looks alone will easily get you to swipe right. Why waste time on words when his face speaks for itself? You'll be the judge of that.
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Wholesome, Funny And Disturbing Comments Found On Pornhub

We all know that porn is designed with a particular purpose in mind, and it does the job pretty well. But when it comes to porn, the only thing we care about on this platform is the humor that comes with it, and it turns out, if you read the comments on porn websites, there's some pretty funny stuff! Leaving aside the question of what sort of person comments on porn websites at all, nestled among the less tasteful comments, are some real gems. A collection of screenshots from Pornhub show the types of weird and random comments people leave. From critical analyses of camera angling to asking for recipes and explaining how unrealistic certain things are (duh, it's porn!), they are hilarious to read and bring somewhat of a human element to an otherwise pretty heartless industry.

funny comments on pornhub - thumbnail includes two images of egg in frying pan and woman and man on bus | here2observe hello made account on here just say hes made worst eggs ever seen. couldn't concentrate after saw abomination | She didn't even tell the bus driver thank you
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Overused And Cliché Lines People Use In Dating Profiles, Which Need To Stop

Writing a dating profile can be a daunting task. How is one to accurately describe the fabulousness of their personality within 100-300 characters? Unfortunately, we don't have the answer to that. However, we DO have a list of overused dating profile phrases that should be deleted immediately. Here are the most annoying dating profile cliches according to our readers, brought to you by The Single Society.

overused cliché lines people need to stop using in their dating profiles | thumbnail pop art image of woman text - the oxford comma gets me so hot
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 4, 2021)

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - "Dear Karen.." The advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE | When the clerk at TJMaxx wouldn't let me return horrendous. low-quality clothing (I don't know what I was thinking when I bought them in the first place), I asked to speak to the manager, of course. To my dismay, the manager also said I couldn't return the clothes because I missed
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Funny TikTok Thread: Women Give Disappointing Analogies Of Sleeping With Guys

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

tiktok thread about women giving analogies of how disappointing it is to sleep with men | guy? elimetri its like hoping you win the lotery. not winning end then having to reassure the one who did win the lottery. V•ew Lindsey Judd Ever GO to the store end get teeny good icecreem, get home get hyped that ur going to have it after dlnner. then your house catches on fire.„ Marissa Wilkes Creator im CRYING HAHAHAHA View v carsyn with a y it's like the moment you realize thet you just lost the game:
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Sex-Ed Horror Stories From Teachers And Students

Everyone remembers their sex-ed in school. Or, in some people's cases, their lack thereof. Whether it consisted of your PE teacher awkwardly putting a condom on a banana or your biology teacher told you that sexual contact of any kind was a sin that you'll burn in hell for, I'm betting it was pretty uncomfortable. These real, sex-ed horror stories from students and teachers show how painfully awkward the topic is and how wrongly schools teach their students such an important issue.

Sex ed horror stories from teachers and students | thumbnail Text - AlsoIHaveAGroupon 1.7k points · 24 days ago We did a thing in 9th grade where anyone could write down a question anonymously. One was about average penis size. This was in the early 90s, so that wasn't something we could just google. The sex ed teacher, who was highly trained at coaching football but probably not at sex ed, told us "between 7 and 9 inches." Probably every guy nervously glanced around the room and tried
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Adulting Memes Speaking The Truth (21 memes)

Just another round up of some insanely relatable tweets on what it means and feels like to be an adult. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together. 

Hope that helps! 

adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"
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Guys All Women Encounter At Music Festivals

If there's one thing I miss about the pre-Rona era, it's the legendary music festival. There's nothing I love more than paying a questionable amount to become an integral part of a mass of pulsating, sweaty bodies for several hours - or even several days. I mean, social distancing has nothing on that type of life-changing experience.

Of course, the men I met there also left a mark on my generally pure, unblemished life. Cheezcake ladies - here's the best of the guys you'll meet at music festivals.



guys all women meet at music festivals | thumbnail includes picture of man at music festival Text - The Annoyingly Tall Guy Instead of carelessly immersing your entire being into the music, you’re too busy being irritated by his obnoxiously lanky body blocking your entire field of vision. Like, it should be illegal to be this tall. However, you’ll still hook up with him once he notices your tiny presence.
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Reditors Admit The Most Inappropriate Times They Laughed

Sometimes the least funny situations are the ones we laugh in the most. Whether it's nervous laughter or just a poorly judged situation, we've all laughed at inappropriate times. An AskReddit thread revealed some of the most inappropriate times people have laughed, and some of them are just too painful to read! 

askreddit inappropriate times laugh situation awkward funny | ClaudetteElms 359 points 14 hours ago Sister letting em rip during funeral. She like 8 yrs old tears laughing with my brother and two similar age cousins all had get up and leave.
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Guy Politely Rejects Girl On Tinder, She Has Aggressive Meltdown

Much like approaching someone in a bar, dating apps leave you vulnerable to all sorts of rejection. Whether the person you've matched with straight-up ignores your messages, or they reply politely telling you that they're not interested, unfortunately, it's all part of the dating game. One girl on Tinder, however, clearly doesn't understand the rules, and upon being explained to politely by a guy she had matched with that he had met someone else, she lost her mind and went totally berserk. Check out how calmly he manages the situation and how 

pictures of conversation between guy who rejects girl on tinder who has a massive meltdown | Hey 31 May 2016 Good morning hope u have great day! 1 June 2016 Do u not wanna talk Good morning Hi Samantha, sorry started seeing someone around time matched don't want lead on yesterday Oh 's cool so sorry messaged u mean would love get know u sometime sorry wasn't worth | Psh only reason why people match with u is cuz ur good looking if u weren't then prob no one would match with u Oh wait lol prob ug
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Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Ahhh, kids. They really know how to test our patience. But with all the nerves they get on, they do also have their cute moments. Kids R The Best Screenwriters is the hilarious page that collects the most adorable, funny, and wholesome real quotes from real kids. It's fascinating to get an insight into small kids' minds and see how their brains work, all through listening to the tidbits they share. So scroll through the latest collection, which is bound to put a smile on your face.

funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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Animation Gives Relatable Insight On How High Maintenance Babies Are

Every parent can relate. Putting a baby down for a nap or even a good night's rest is no easy task. It's like they have a sensor or something and they know exactly when they are being put to bed. "Oh, about to hit the comfort of my bed. Let me sing you the song of babies everywhere!" 

funny cartoon of sleeping baby crying every time it's picked up
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Funny 2021 Vintage Pictures Calendar Filled With Sarcastic Comments

Given what a sh*t show 2020 has been, we're hopeful that 2021 will be somewhat better. Seriously, nothing can be worse than 2020 (right?!), but just in case, the latest Anne Taintor calendar will brighten up your year. Filled with retro pictures of women, it has a sarcastic and quippy twist. Its hilarious and dark humor makes it the only calendar you need for 2021. If it hits your funny bone, you can find it on Amazon.


Hilarious 2021 vintage calendar with sarcastic comments | thumbnail includes two images Text - what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve, Shutting up is also gluten-free. Have you tried shutting up?
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More Offensive Cross Stitches Filled With Snarky Sentiments

We've bought you one collection of rude cross stitches that your grandma will find offensive, and this new haul is no better. They might be even more disrespectful than the first. Available on Etsy by OhWowStitch, these cross stitches with snarky sentiments sewed onto them definitely aren't the Bible quote cross stitches you'll find hanging on Grandma's wall. Warning: don't scroll down if you're easily offended.




Funny pictures of rude cross stitches your grandma will find offensive | thumbnail includes two images Text - NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA, My Heels are BIGGER than your dick
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Rude Cross Stitches Your Grandma Definitely Didn't Make

When you think of cross stitch (or any type of embroidery), you probably picture a sweet little old grandma sitting in a rocking chair, creating something wholesome. And it's almost definitely Jesus related. But these rude cross stitches certainly weren't made by grandmas. And if they were, sign me up to be their granddaughter! Scroll through these less-than-wholesome embroideries and laugh. Would you hang any of these up in your house?

pictures of rude cross stich designs | thumbnail includes two pictures of cross stiches Text - It's not a crack house It's a crack home, Life is harder than nipples
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