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Funny TikTok Thread: Women Give Disappointing Analogies Of Sleeping With Guys

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

tiktok thread about women giving analogies of how disappointing it is to sleep with men
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Adulting Memes Speaking The Truth (21 memes)

Just another round up of some insanely relatable tweets on what it means and feels like to be an adult. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together. 

Hope that helps! 

adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"
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Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets and Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016
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Brilliant Illustrations Showing Life's Weird Facts

Life is full of weird moments that we just accept as fact. But does anyone ever stop and question them? Why is it that the only helicopters we ever see in movies explode within two minutes, and why do headphones get tangled within the first minute of taking them out of the box? These funny illustrations show a bunch of those weird situations in life that we just accept as fact, but really make us say "WHY?!"

illustrations showing weird facts about life - cover pic illustration of bananas going old and socks getting lost in wash | buy put on bag want eat | WASHING SOCKS Input Output
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Guy Pretends To Be Customer Support For Companies On Social Media, Hilarity Ensues

These days, people are doing anything to stay sane, but one guy has absolutely killed it and on the boredom contest hands down. How you may ask? By changing his name to 'customer support' on social media, going onto actual complaints on companies' Facebook and Twitter pages, and replying to the complaints as 'Customer Support'. He even changed his profile pic to the companies logos, so as to appear more authentic. Even though the customers were less than happy, the interactions are hilarious. Scroll through for some top-level humor! 

man pretends to be customer support on social media for different companies - funny exchange between Sainsbury's customer support and angry customer | bought pack always ultra sanitary pads store only discover there were 14 pack rather than 16 as stated do not want use rest as pack has been tampered with. Do complain or always direct. Please advise? O Like Comment Share Customer Support Are only mad because 's time month tho? 13 mins Like Reply More Really unprofessional make rude joke over pers
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Vegans Can Also Take Their Pets For A Walk

Just because you're a staunch vegan, doesn't mean you can't have a pet. Just because you don't believe in keeping animals as pets, doesn't mean you can't keep a cabbage as a pet instead. And these vegans have done just that. Weird? Yes. Entertaining? Also yes. Check them out...

pictures of vegans walking their pet vegetables
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Woman Overwhelmed After “Hacking” Amazon, By Ordering Loads Of Free Carpet Samples

People have been keeping themselves entertained during lockdown in all sorts of ways. From recreating amateur paintings to dressing up while you walk your dog, you have to do whatever you can to keep busy. One woman decided to on a DIY project which involved getting free carpet samples on Amazon and making a cat scratcher. But things quickly got out of hand in a hilarious way, and she documented the whole thing on Imgur. Check out what happens when you "hack" Amazon...

pictures of woman overwhelmed with the free carpet samples she ordered on amazon | cat sitting on a tall pile of folded fabrics
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A Bunch Of Rude But Funny Harry Potter Comics

The Harry Potter series is a (somewhat innocent) household name, but once you read these comics it will never be the same again. Sarah Dunlavey's comics will ruin your favorite wizards forever but in a good, hilarious, and scandalous way. Welcome to the dark side (see what I did there?) of Harry Potter and co, where they don't hold back. Confused? Scroll through and see what I mean... 

Rude but funny harry potter comics on Instagram | I want remind some Use bathroom like sand quidditch field is not litter box GREAT ladies everyone else rooms MADAME LADY OSouh Dunlovey one 's all Plus Albus took dump roomn requirement and See no one Compl aining Or Swashed by an ogre giant one leading Hey! Snake? ONE time No thanks | Ready go grab Some lunch?im craving pad thai Get off my desk please OSarah Dunlavey -Madame dady nice view have Ouuh or maybe Kebab! mountains from this office KLA
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Guy Politely Rejects Girl On Tinder, She Has Aggressive Meltdown

Much like approaching someone in a bar, dating apps leave you vulnerable to all sorts of rejection. Whether the person you've matched with straight-up ignores your messages, or they reply politely telling you that they're not interested, unfortunately, it's all part of the dating game. One girl on Tinder, however, clearly doesn't understand the rules, and upon being explained to politely by a guy she had matched with that he had met someone else, she lost her mind and went totally berserk. Check out how calmly he manages the situation and how 

pictures of conversation between guy who rejects girl on tinder who has a massive meltdown | Hey 31 May 2016 Good morning hope u have great day! 1 June 2016 Do u not wanna talk Good morning Hi Samantha, sorry started seeing someone around time matched don't want lead on yesterday Oh 's cool so sorry messaged u mean would love get know u sometime sorry wasn't worth | Psh only reason why people match with u is cuz ur good looking if u weren't then prob no one would match with u Oh wait lol prob ug
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Your 100% Factually (Maybe) Accurate July Horoscopes

Forgive us for being a little late with your horoscopes this month, but we've been busy bees. With July seeing the world getting into somewhat of a semblance of normality, we thought it was time to serve you a big ol' slice of reality pie. Therapy might be expensive, but star signs are not. So before you go investing in finding a shrink, check out what we have to say about your upcoming month. Pay attention, we know what we're talking about! 

pictures of satirical horoscopes zodiac signs - cover pic Aries You think you're outgoing unfortunately everyone else thinks you're a psycho | Aries (March 21 April 19 think outgoing, but unfortunately, everyone else thinks psycho. This month should work on leaving some of the crazy at home locked drawer. And then throw away key. But seriously though, chill f*ck out.
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Keanu Reeves As All The Disney Princes: A Thread

Everyone loves Keanu Reeves and most people love Disney princes. So why has no one ever thought to combine the two and create the ultimate Disney prince? Well, worry not because finally, the day has come, and honestly, Disney has never been so appealing. If you love a bit of Keanu and you're partial to a Disney prince her and there, you'll love these pictures of Keanu's face that Crystal Ro has photoshopped onto some of your favorite Disney heroes. As if he could get any hotter! You. Are. Welcome. 



keanu reeve's face photoshopped onto disney princes - cover image pictures of keanu reeves as disney princes | Beauty and the Beast Prince and The Little Mermaid
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Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

Flowers are the perfect gesture for almost any occasion. Whether it's to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, the birth of a new baby, or to offer condolences, flowers are the easiest gift to send someone. Of course, the essential part of your floral delivery is the card, which expresses the sentiment with which you sent the flowers, and is usually left to the florist to write out. Typically, the messages read, "I love you," "I'm sorry for your loss," or "congratulations". But other times, they reveal the downright awkward and messy situations that people get themselves into. Reddit asked florists to reveal the most outrageous card messages they've had to deliver with flowers, and they are genuinely shocking and reveal the messy details of some people's lives!

funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."
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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi
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Girl Misunderstands Insurance Agent’s Request For Car Pics, Sends Pics Of Herself Instead

Being able to laugh at your own mistakes is a great quality to have. It helps to not take yourself too seriously in life, especially when there's potential for major embarrassment. Alyssa Stringfellow had this exact attitude when she was asked by her agent to send her "a picture straight on and a picture taken from each side", which she did... of herself. Her agent emailed back pointing out her mistake and thankfully she saw the funny side and posted the story on her Facebook which quickly went viral. Check it out below and have a laugh!  

girl misunderstands what insurance agent means when he asks for pics | Sometime midmorning following day (today *hem hem check my email and find THIS response Hi Alyssa am going need pictures like just took, except needs be vehicle As can see didn't send pictures my car sent him pictures myself
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Funny And Relatable Grandma Memes

Grandparents are a blessing and anyone who still has a grandma or grandpa who is alive should take advantage of every minute they spend together. But what sets grandmothers apart, is the massive amounts of love they have for their grandchildren, knowing that they can spoil them without any of the responsibility of being a parent. Whether it's by giving their grandchildren too much sugar, letting them stay up late, or always giving cash on their birthdays, grandmas are the best. Here are some funny and relatable grandma memes that you'll love. 

funny relatable grandma memes love grandparents food | GRANDMA, PLEASE DON'T FEED KIDS SUGAR WHILE GONE won't imgfipicom older lady holding a giant cake | baby in suit DONT CARE MOM SAID GRANDMA SAID I CAN HAVE
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My Dating Nightmare: Sexually Graphic Mailman Was A Total Mood Killer

Welcome to the latest from our dating blog — The Single Society — where we bring you the real-life hilarious horrible and awkward online dating stories from women in New York City. Finding romance in this day and age is never an easy thing but navigating the minefield of dating apps is a journey in and of itself. Dodging douchebags has turned into a sport for eligible women everywhere, but when you have a bad story that's too good not to share, that's where we come in. Enjoy this shocking tale of true modern dating debauchery.

dating nightmare mailman sexually graphic mood killer bad dates great stories dating apps funny single society New York City | comic cartoon woman holding a finger to her lips you EVER MEET A MAN AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT NO ONE HAS EVER TOW HIM TO SHUT THE F*CK UP?
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