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People Who Had Specific Orders, And Had Their Expectations Exceeded

Usually, people get roasted for making special requests when ordering food, but as long as you're nice about it and understand when your needs can't be met, it's no biggie. After all, if you're going to spend your hard-earned money, it's always satisfying to get exactly what you were anticipating. It's just one of the minor luxuries in life that can spark a significant amount of happiness, so why not snap a pic and share it with the internet? We're happy for you as well.


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The Worst Things To Say After A Kiss

Everybody has cringy stories from hookups that probably didn't need to happen. Noses get bumped, tongues get bitten, and well, sometimes people get way too in the mood and some extremely awkward words slip out of their mouths. If this has happened to you, it's completely normal, sometimes we just feel the need to speak when it's really just not necessary. But if you're not actually interested in the person you're smooching, saying something cringy af could be a very efficient way to get them to leave you alone. In case you're looking for some inspo, here are some of the worst things to say after a kiss.

The Worst Things To Say After A Kiss| thumbnail text - HHenswolo • 3d Im gonna brush my teeth G Reply 1 550 ...
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14 'Dumb' Ideas That Would Actually Make The World A Better Place

An interesting question asked by @bijanstephan sparked some pretty reasonable answers!

Do you have any 'dumb' ideas that would make the world a better place? We've got one! A separate freeway JUST for trucks! That way, those who are terrified of the giant metal traps can drive without anxiety and there would probably be way less tragic accidents. 

Let us know in the comments below your not-so-dumb idea! 

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Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet

Hey, we have all learned our lesson the hard way that what you put on the internet is permanent. Some of us have accidentally posted less-than-desirable selfies, sent a DM to the completely wrong person, or had a friend upload a super embarrassing video of us that nearly went viral. You cannot control the internet, it works in mysterious ways.

One thing is for sure though, some Americans really have a way with words. Sometimes they can't help but expose their... lack of worldliness whenever they post (with much confidence) some serious BS. We American's know that they are not the majority, but it still can be really embarrassing. Maybe this list can be used as motivation to increase funding for public schools? Just a thought.

Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet| thumbnail text - Panama has gun control and it's wonderful. 15 m Like Reply go to panama if you want this is America 14 m Like Reply I am in Panama. This is FB. 13 m Like Reply
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People Confess Worst High School Reunion Stories

I wonder who started high school reunions. Is the purpose of them just so people can show off how successful they are? Is it a chance for the kids to show that they've glowed up? What happens if you didn't? It could be really fun I suppose. I bet there are a lot of throwback songs and reignited love triangles. Who doesn't love a little drama in a school gym?

People Confess Worst High School Reunion Stories| - thumbnail text - NorthHame 9 years ago At my twenty year reunion I managed to finally down a fifth of whiskey in front of everyone, but the woman I liked still ended up with the douche she was hoping to run into at the reunion instead of me. 145 Give Award Share Report Save
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Tumblr Comments That Were Even Funnier Than What They Were Commenting On

Tumblr is known for its bizarre variety of users. I mean, you could really find anything there if you really searched hard enough. There used to legitimately be porn on the website, but I think they've cleaned it up a little since. Regardless, one thing that will never change is how amazing some of the commenters are. They come out of nowhere sometimes, say the funniest thing I've literally ever heard, and then disappear back into the moonlight. Who are you? How are you so witty?

These commentators took these posts that were literally already funny and single-handedly brought them to a completely different level.

Tumblr Comments Which Were Even Funnier Than The Original Post| thumbnail text - ewaneneollav Follow dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world bakwaaas Follow this is how men speak to women
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Completely Mundane Things That Get People Feeling Hot And Heavy

They say that aphrodisiacs come in all shapes and sizes. A lot of them are random foods like artichokes, asparagus, chocolate, figs, oysters, etc. Apparently has something to do with the chemical properties that make them up, we don't know, we're not scientists. What we do know is that there are a lot of seemingly innocent things that turn people on for no good reason. Some of these may be strange, but hey, at least they're not hurting anyone.

Completely Mundane Things That Get People Feeling Hot And Heavy| thumbnail text - ChampagneRaven · 2d 5 Awards I have this weird thing where I love people reading a map, specifically where they are looking for a particular place and are concentrating very hard. 6 Reply 1 15.9k 3 ...
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The Funny White Lies People Told To Try And Get Out Of Awkward Situations

No one tells the truth 100% of the time; it's impossible. Oh, you do, we heard you say? Well then... there's another lie! Truth is a relative concept (sort of) because sometimes we need to tell a white lie here and there to make life a little less awkward. And if there are traces of the truth in the lie, then it's not that bad. Maybe. Sort of. To make you feel better about all the white lies you tell, here are some of the funniest and most creative ones other people have tried to get away with. We give them a ten out of ten for creativity!

funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing
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Homophobic Comments That Got Shut TF Down By Internet Heroes

Is there anything more satisfying than seeing some ignorant jerk get called out on the Internet? Well, I suppose it's a little more satisfying to see it happen in real life, but that just is quite unlikely to witness. On the Internet, we have more time to come up with the most beautiful clap back and we can share it with the world and relish and the fact that it did indeed happen. We can share screenshots with our friends and remind them to never cross us, it's one of the little joys in life.

Homophobic Comments That Got Shut TF Down By Internet Heroes| thumbnail text - Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day! flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM - Dec 30, 2015 O 15.8K Q 14.3K people are talking about this
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Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions

Boomers get a lot of fack for their old-fashioned comments. It must be hard to get any kind of opinion out in the open these days without someone responding with the iconic new phrase, "Ok, Boomer." It's true, a lot of them deserve to be called out, but there are problematic misfits in every generation. Maybe it's time we give boomers a bit of a break. Rather than roasting them for once, let's celebrate some of the valid points they make which even Gen Z-ers can relate to on some level.

Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions| thumbnail text - boissondevin • 13h 13 Awards I don't want my damn refrigerator connected to the internet. It has one job. G Reply 1 22.4k 3
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Things Women Unintentionally Do That Are A Turn On To Men

Turn-ons and turn-offs for the most part are inexplicable. Somebody can do one of the most innocent gestures, like opening the door for you, and suddenly you're imagining the two of you in a much less public location and with much fewer clothes on. It doesn't always make sense, but at the end of the day, we all have dirty minds and it's a wonder how any of us get anything done with all of these 'intruding thoughts'.

On Reddit, men are sharing the random things that women do that turn them on, I think many men would be surprised to know that for a lot of these things... We know it turns you on, and that's exactly why we do it.

Things Women Unintentionally Do That Turn On Men| thumbnail text - pokemamorytrainer · 5h That little jiggle dance they do when they're pulling up their pants G Reply 1 12 3 ...
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People Reveal Their Worst 'Karen' Encounters

We all know a Karen... or if you work in retail, you've definitely been faced with one or two (hundred) over the years. You know, that crazy and entitled person who has a superiority complex and demands to speak to the manager the first second they don't get their own way. A Reddit thread asking people to share the most "Karen" thing that someone ever did to them has produced some hilarious responses and we've compiled some of the best ones below. 

karen moments reddit funny customer service wtf retail absurd | Ultimosome22 1.2k points 8 months ago needed leave gym because made her son feel like only fat people go gym
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The Weirdest DM's People Received That They Wish They Could Unsee

If you're new to the internet, you may not have noticed that there are basically always robots trying to get money off of you by sliding in your DM's. It's obviously not funny when they're successful, but sometimes the things they say are so hilarious you can't help but be entertained by their attempts.

And if it's not a robot trying to slide in, then it's probably some random guy who feels this is the appropriate way to shoot his shot. 20 or so years ago, before DM's, weird people would just run up to you and say confusing a*s things, now they still can do that, but the internet allows them to keep it up once they go back home on their computer. It's definitely a weird world we live in.

The Weirdest DM's People Received That They Wish They Could Unsee| thumbnail text - Sloeman 11 hours ago I keep getting DMs from the Illuminati. I keep replying with pictures of geese. 232 Reply Share •..
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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

Hot girl summer is one of those things that will take place every year no matter what. You may think you're not ready, but you're not the one in charge here. It's a mindset that you can't fight. Once the days get longer, and your a$$-cheeks get sandier, you know what the deal is. There really is no reason to fight it because this is our time to thrive ladies! If you're not psyched up yet, here are some Tweets to get you in the hot girl mood.

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes
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The Weirdest Things Women Did To Fend-Off Creepy People

There are many different ways to deal with creepy people. A lot of the time we try to be kind because we don't want to anger them, but that can also give off the wrong message and make them think you enjoy their 'special attention.' You can try to ignore them as well, but they're usually not the best at picking up on social cues. Perhaps the best way is to go down the creepy route as well, to out-creep the creepers of the world. You might come off as insane, but at least you'll be left alone.

The Weirdest Things People Did To Creep Out Someone Who Was Creepy Towards Them| thumbnail text - whose_your_annie · 23h He asked for my Skype so I gave him the Skype address of another creep so they could creep each other out G Reply 600 ...
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People Disclose What Is Supposed To Be Sexy, But Is A Major Turn Off To Them

It's kind of we're how the media tries to tell us what is sexy. Almost every time the 'Sexiest Man Of The Year' is announced, there is major backlash. After all, what is considered sexy to one person could be a major 'No, Thanks' to the next. Although it seems there are some universally sexy characteristics, there will always be someone who will have to politely disagree. And it's a good thing that we all have different tastes, that way we don't all go for the same exact people. 

People Disclose What Is Supposed To Be Sexy, But Is A Major Turn Off To Them| thumbnail text - Momma_tried378 · 4d Guys with shirts two sizes too small. It makes my armpits uncomfortable just looking at them. G Reply 1 4.1k 3 ...
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