People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.
Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.
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Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all.
But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful.
If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!
Life is full of weird moments that we just accept as fact. But does anyone ever stop and question them? Why is it that the only helicopters we ever see in movies explode within two minutes, and why do headphones get tangled within the first minute of taking them out of the box? These funny illustrations show a bunch of those weird situations in life that we just accept as fact, but really make us say "WHY?!"
These days, people are doing anything to stay sane, but one guy has absolutely killed it and on the boredom contest hands down. How you may ask? By changing his name to 'customer support' on social media, going onto actual complaints on companies' Facebook and Twitter pages, and replying to the complaints as 'Customer Support'. He even changed his profile pic to the companies logos, so as to appear more authentic. Even though the customers were less than happy, the interactions are hilarious. Scroll through for some top-level humor!
Just because you're a staunch vegan, doesn't mean you can't have a pet. Just because you don't believe in keeping animals as pets, doesn't mean you can't keep a cabbage as a pet instead. And these vegans have done just that. Weird? Yes. Entertaining? Also yes. Check them out...
People have been keeping themselves entertained during lockdown in all sorts of ways. From recreating amateur paintings to dressing up while you walk your dog, you have to do whatever you can to keep busy. One woman decided to on a DIY project which involved getting free carpet samples on Amazon and making a cat scratcher. But things quickly got out of hand in a hilarious way, and she documented the whole thing on Imgur. Check out what happens when you "hack" Amazon...
The Harry Potter series is a (somewhat innocent) household name, but once you read these comics it will never be the same again. Sarah Dunlavey's comics will ruin your favorite wizards forever but in a good, hilarious, and scandalous way. Welcome to the dark side (see what I did there?) of Harry Potter and co, where they don't hold back. Confused? Scroll through and see what I mean...
Much like approaching someone in a bar, dating apps leave you vulnerable to all sorts of rejection. Whether the person you've matched with straight-up ignores your messages, or they reply politely telling you that they're not interested, unfortunately, it's all part of the dating game. One girl on Tinder, however, clearly doesn't understand the rules, and upon being explained to politely by a guy she had matched with that he had met someone else, she lost her mind and went totally berserk. Check out how calmly he manages the situation and how
Forgive us for being a little late with your horoscopes this month, but we've been busy bees. With July seeing the world getting into somewhat of a semblance of normality, we thought it was time to serve you a big ol' slice of reality pie. Therapy might be expensive, but star signs are not. So before you go investing in finding a shrink, check out what we have to say about your upcoming month. Pay attention, we know what we're talking about!
Everyone loves Keanu Reeves and most people love Disney princes. So why has no one ever thought to combine the two and create the ultimate Disney prince? Well, worry not because finally, the day has come, and honestly, Disney has never been so appealing. If you love a bit of Keanu and you're partial to a Disney prince her and there, you'll love these pictures of Keanu's face that Crystal Ro has photoshopped onto some of your favorite Disney heroes. As if he could get any hotter! You. Are. Welcome.
Flowers are the perfect gesture for almost any occasion. Whether it's to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, the birth of a new baby, or to offer condolences, flowers are the easiest gift to send someone. Of course, the essential part of your floral delivery is the card, which expresses the sentiment with which you sent the flowers, and is usually left to the florist to write out. Typically, the messages read, "I love you," "I'm sorry for your loss," or "congratulations". But other times, they reveal the downright awkward and messy situations that people get themselves into. Reddit asked florists to reveal the most outrageous card messages they've had to deliver with flowers, and they are genuinely shocking and reveal the messy details of some people's lives!
There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch".
Being able to laugh at your own mistakes is a great quality to have. It helps to not take yourself too seriously in life, especially when there's potential for major embarrassment. Alyssa Stringfellow had this exact attitude when she was asked by her agent to send her "a picture straight on and a picture taken from each side", which she did... of herself. Her agent emailed back pointing out her mistake and thankfully she saw the funny side and posted the story on her Facebook which quickly went viral. Check it out below and have a laugh!
Grandparents are a blessing and anyone who still has a grandma or grandpa who is alive should take advantage of every minute they spend together. But what sets grandmothers apart, is the massive amounts of love they have for their grandchildren, knowing that they can spoil them without any of the responsibility of being a parent. Whether it's by giving their grandchildren too much sugar, letting them stay up late, or always giving cash on their birthdays, grandmas are the best. Here are some funny and relatable grandma memes that you'll love.
Welcome to the latest from our dating blog — The Single Society — where we bring you the real-life hilarious horrible and awkward online dating stories from women in New York City. Finding romance in this day and age is never an easy thing but navigating the minefield of dating apps is a journey in and of itself. Dodging douchebags has turned into a sport for eligible women everywhere, but when you have a bad story that's too good not to share, that's where we come in. Enjoy this shocking tale of true modern dating debauchery.
