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All Abroad The Not-So-Classy Trains Of The Nation (Funny Tweets)

There's something awfully cool about taking a train, isn't there? Feels old-timey, and filled with murder mysteries! 

No?

Just us then? Oh well. 

To be honest, where we're from, train-taking isn't really all that common.. so it seems awfully exciting. At least we get to experience what it is like through this tweets!

And on that note -- we're kind of glad not to be riding these trains. Unless, of course, there is a murder mystery involved.

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Mom Creates 'Hiring Board' With Open Positions For Kids To Earn Money

This moms allowance method for her kids is serious mom goals and weren't totally not surprised that it went viral. 

Meet Shaketha Marion McGregor, a single mother of three (Jahkeem, 13, Takeia, 10, and Serinity, 6), who has a unique system when it comes to getting things done around the house! A system in which she creates all the household jobs that are in need of hiring, and lists them as 'open positions'. There's even a resume and interview process!

This mom has thought things through! With a hiring board that's filled with open positions the kids could apply for, they fill out their resumes (including how much they want to be paid for the position), and then have to ace that interview with the boss (aka mom).

This is simply brilliant for so many reasons. Instead of handing out allowance due to constant nagging from her kids, McGregor is insisting life-long lessons in the value of money, and how the real world works. 

In an interview with Today, McGregor shared insight to her process, "One of the things I asked was, 'When can you start?' Serinity said she could start right away and my 13-year-old needed a few days because he wanted to hang out with his friends. She was far more professional."

She also added that Jahkeem, her son, had some excellent and important questions, "He wanted to know if I was taking out taxes and how much."

And her 10-year-old, Takeia, took a different route during the interview process, she spoke with an "exaggerated British accent" during her interview. "I think she thought it made her sound more polished and desirable," McGregor said. "She really thought it would help her."

Honestly, this looks like something all future parents should practice at home and we, personally, wish that we had this invaluable experience when we were growing up. Then, maybe we would've aced a lot more of those resumes and interviews.

All in all, this mom is killing it. You can follow McGregor at This Mom Means Business Inc.

Story via Today


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Tweets Revealing Embarrassing Things Parents Have Done

"What is the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you?" is the question asked by Twitter user Nick Harvey

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of embarrassing moments and stories out there to share with all of you. 

Now it's our turn to ask you... what's the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you? Share your answers with us in the comments below!

Here are 25 of our absolute favorite embarrassing moments we came across:

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Please Understand How Lonely And Hard Life Is (A Thread)

We are all in this struggle together. 

Please, take a moment and let the following words soak into your mind and heart. 

We would all be better off with a little understand of one another. 

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Cursed Food Images Filled With Nightmare And Nausea Fuel

What. In. God's. Name. Is. This. 

We'll tell you what it is, 21 cursed images that shouldn't be allowed to circulate the internet yet here we are. 

We just have no words. 

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Instagram Account 'LiveFromSnackTime' Shares Anonymous Quotes From Kids

And it's the cutest.

Live from New York, it's 'Live from Snack Time'! 

Alyssa Cowit, creator behind @LiveFromSnackTime, came up with a brilliant idea to 'anonymously' quote her Kindergarten kids, during the most important and exciting part of their day -- snack time! 

Cowit is sharing honest thoughts kids have and/or say. While most of the quotes are pretty darn insightful, for a kid, some are simply hilarious, others are strange, but ALL of them made us smile. 

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'Gender Reveal Party' Tweets: The Best Part Of This Madness

It's no secret that a majority of folks are completely over the whole 'gender reveal' extravaganza, even the woman who "invented" it actually regrets it! 

However, we can all mostly agree that tweets ABOUT 'gender reveal parties' are something we are completely not over. 

Keep 'em coming.  

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Women Have Spoken And They Demand Pockets (20 Memes)

What do we want? Pockets! Where do we want them? On all our clothing!

Listen up, fashion designers, we don't care about what's in style or in season, we just want our pants to have pockets! That's all we want. And trust us when we say, we are not the only ones who feel this way. 

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When Science Goes Through a Weird Phase: 12 Bizarre Inventions From The Victorian Era

Even though the Victorian era was a long period of peace and prosperity, turns out, science was going through a weird phase. Below are 15 bizarre inventions from this era -  some are useful, and some…well, not so much. Via: Vintage Everyday

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Boomer Advice That's Pretty Much Worthless In This Day And Age (31 Tweets)

Advice from Boomers probably mean well but they are completely out of touch with how the world is these days. Just go up to the front desk and ask if they're hiring? Every company will tell you the same thing, "Online. Online. Online," go and submit your resume into the endless and faceless void and come to terms with the fact that you'll never hear back.

Here are 31 pieces of worthless advice from Boomers. Sorry, Boomers. Sad to say these tweets ring more than true. 


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Tumblr Users Thread On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tumblr user, kars-did-nothing-wrong, makes a really good point...why don't people just wear armor? 

What's your survival plan? Ours is to hide out at a Costco. We probably won't make it long through the apocalypse but at least we'll die in the place we love. 

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Truths About Food In The Workplace Revealed Through Tweets

If you can recall, in March 2018, a Twitter thread about an office lunch thief went viral. The tweet read, "Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I've been at any job ever. Ever." 

Almost all office workers can definitely relate to the all the food drama, maybe not on such a large and viral scale as the thread above, but to some degree. 

Here are some most amusing and relatable tweets about food in the office. We hope on some level, these tweets will remind you to label your lunch, or think twice before you help yourself to someone else's snack.


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Happy Friday Tweets To Spread That Freedom

Guys, we did it. It was a group effort and we freakin' MADE IT because Friday is officially here! No better way to celebrate that fresh Friday feeling than with some Fri-Yay tweets!

Keep smiling, everyone! It's Friday! 

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Women In Paintings Having A Terrible, Terrible Time

We're not 100% sure who came up with these captions for these paintings featuring women looking beyond annoyed/bored, but we are forever grateful for their existence. 


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Guy Makes Clever Charts Including One Showing The Worst City in Each State

Writer Matt Shirley makes a new chart every day. On practically any subject in the world. He started out sketching charts on a dry erase board but soon evolved to digital charts. Now he is commissioned to make charts for money. We just love his creativity. 

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Company Creates Soap Bars For Literally Everyone (36 Soaps)

And if you can't find one that suits you, A. you're either lying or B. you'll definitely find some for people you know. 

We still think you're lying, though. 

Whiskey River Soap Co. is different than all other soap companies out there. Why? Written on their website, the company "was founded more than fourteen million years ago in the outskirts of Ancient Rome by a ragtag group of freelance gladiators, stray dogs and out-of-work magicians. Apart, these charlatans were nothing but lazy ne'er do wells akin to a modern-day cable company, but when they encountered one another by chance at the dumpster behind the monster truck rodeo and picked up that legendary tube of half-used superglue, they formed a bond that would last throughout the ages, and even be featured on the History Channel as incontestable proof of alien life."

Name another soap company you know that has such a rich history! 

Okay, maybe they weren't being 100% honest. However, and more importantly, they claim to "very much admire magicians, monster truck rodeos and superglue."

You had us at 'superglue'. 

So starting over, Whiskey River Soap Co., they make wonderful scented soaps and candles, that hopefully also make you laugh. They have also recently introduced a new line of pocket journals. Now, they're "all about creating our own products locally because we're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China."

Way to go, Whiskey River Soap Co.! We love you guys already. 

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