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When you think of cross stitch (or any type of embroidery), you probably picture a sweet little old grandma sitting in a rocking chair, creating something wholesome. And it's almost definitely Jesus related. But these rude cross stitches certainly weren't made by grandmas. And if they were, sign me up to be their granddaughter! Scroll through these less-than-wholesome embroideries and laugh. Would you hang any of these up in your house?

I never really understood fancy art, especially not the modern type where one splash of paint on the canvas sells for millions of dollars. After a little bit of research, it turns out that million-dollar artwork comes down to the artist's reputation, the dealer's status, the status of the intended purchaser, and the size of the work. And speaking of art size, one artist has managed to sell tiny pieces of paper for a lot of money. MrImprov is a seller on Etsy and is selling terrible origami for $50,000 or less. From Justin Timberlake (the resemblance is uncanny) to a glacier to a french pipe, below are some of his more affordable pieces.

We all know that porn is designed with a particular purpose in mind, and it does the job pretty well. But when it comes to porn, the only thing we care about on this platform is the humor that comes with it, and it turns out, if you read the comments on porn websites, there's some pretty funny stuff! Leaving aside the question of what sort of person comments on porn websites at all, nestled among the less tasteful comments, are some real gems. A collection of screenshots from Pornhub show the types of weird and random comments people leave. From critical analyses of camera angling to asking for recipes and explaining how unrealistic certain things are (duh, it's porn!), they are hilarious to read and bring somewhat of a human element to an otherwise pretty heartless industry.

Have you ever typed your name into Facebook to see who else in the world shares it with you? Of course, you have. And you've also Googled yourself, haven't you? Don't worry; you're not alone. We all do it. But one guy did this, and more when he replicated his namesake's profile pictures and then sent them a friend request. The Redditor CasinoRoy pulled this hilarious stunt, leaving his victims confused, as anyone would be in that situation, getting reactions like "Who the hell are you?!" and "What the hell man?!" Check out these brilliant recreations.

Art is a difficult topic to dicsuss because it's all a matter of taste; what one person finds beautiful, another person finds vulgur. It's all relative. But you know what isn't as relative? Humor. OK, it is, but what you're about to see is objectivally funny. Artist Hank Schmidt in der Beek and photographer Fabian Schubert have started a project where they travel to beautifully scenic locations, set up an easel and begin to paint. But Hank doesn't paint what he sees. No, he paints the design of the shirt he is wearing, while Fabiamn photographs him doing it. This hysterical take on classic outdoor painting gave us a laugh, so we thought we'd share it with you. Enjoy!

We've featured the Instagram account Overheard LA before, bringing you some of the funniest snippets of conversation overheard in LA and its trendy neighborhoods. A place where hipsters and influencers call home, and everything centers around your therapist, your diet, and your Instagram account, the dialogue that takes place over there is some of the funniest you'll ever hear. Here are another set of hilarious exchanges overheard in Los Angeles that will make you groan and roll your eyes far back into your head.

Famous quotes from movies, philosophers, world leaders, and authors are well-known for a reason; they are (mostly) inspiring, impactful, and smart. Words are powerful. But when you alter the quotes, even just by a little bit, their meanings can change drastically, and their impact can be lost. This was proved by a recent AskReddit thread, which called for people to add "without a penis" onto the ends of famous quotes or movie lines. The results are hilarious and show just how powerful three little words can be.  Here are some of the funniest ones!

September has begun, and you know what that means? There's only one more month until we can say "next month, there's only one month until the last month of 2020." Did that give you a headache? Me too, but that's OK because Autumn brings with it pumpkin-spiced everything, and nothing bad can happen when you've got a Salted Caramel Pumpkin Latte in your hand. But let's not tempt fate.

Just in case, we've checked to see what the celestial bodies have in store for you this month. Because with one quarter left of 2020, surely things can't get any worse. Right?! Here are your September horoscopes, based on... well, not much to be honest with you. 

Let's take a trip down memory lane to when you were a teenager in school. You're sitting in English class, Pride and Prejudice is open in front of you, it's long, and you're struggling to stay awake. You stayed up all night talking to your crush on the phone, and you haven't read the book, despite having a test on it tomorrow. There's no way you can physically read the whole thing in one night even if you wanted to; the language is too complicated. It's not an Instagram post; it's looooong AF! If only there were a condensed version that you could skim through on your bus ride home after school, you would ace that test, no problem. Well, now it does; Book-A-Minute is a website that as "taken all kinds of great works of literature and boiled them down to their essence, extracting all the filler (and believe me, there's a lot of it sometimes). In just one minute, you can read entire books and learn everything your teachers will expect you to know." It's genius, it's hilarious, and I love these condensed literary classics I never read when I was younger. It's like scrolling through an Instagram feed, but Shakespeare and Steinbeck are the influencers.

If your school was anything like mine, you probably didn't get much sex-ed in school. I vaguely remember mine consisting of our biology teacher standing awkwardly at the front of the classroom, pointing to diagrams of the male and female anatomy, clearly wishing the floor would swallow her up. The rest was down to our self- discovery and whatever rumors we heard that week. Some real education about healthy sexual relationships would have been useful because, as a teenager and young adult, you are vulnerable to pressures and expectations. A funny AskReddit thread asking people for the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time highlights how damaging the porn industry is on healthy sexual expectations. And, in turn, the amount of misinformation and dangerous messages young people are receiving about sex.

We've brought you the dinner plates with rude messages on, for when you want your guests to leave but don't want to tell them to their faces. And now, we bring you the oven gloves designed with offensive messages on them, to complete your far-from-polite kitchen set. And if you want to buy one for yourself, you can find them here.

These tweets are super funny and unfortunately, very true or in other words: "Having a job is cool til you gotta go to work"

And by "having to go to work" it's more like having to roll out of bed and go sit at your desk in your living room, or on the couch, or wherever really. It all comes down to one thing...work. At this point, we kinda miss actually having to get dressed and going to work. At least to have some kind of action. But, also we know once it is time for that, we will still not be happy. It's a no-win situation at this point. 

We've introduced you to Whiskey River Soap Co. before - the company that makes weirdly honest soaps to ensure you smell like, well, any number of things, except fresh. Now, we bring you their bath bomb range, which is equally as bizarre. From "Cat People," to "Comfortably Numb," to "Day Drinking," there's something for everyone. What are you waiting for? Scroll through to decide which bath bomb you relate to the most. Mine is definitely "#BLESSED."

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

Just another round up of some insanely relatable tweets on what it means and feels like to be an adult. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together. 

Hope that helps! 

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!