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top shower thoughts of this week | thumbnail text - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/it_was_not_a_fart 8 hours ago S 3 2 Broke boomers regret not going to college, broke millennials regret going to college.

The Most Profound And Nonsense Shower Thoughts From This Week
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/batarcher98 5 days ago If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 30, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 16, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 9, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 26, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Evaleenora 4 days ago 5 5 Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 19, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 12, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 5, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thenewyorkgod 3 days ago It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include "barely used" in the description

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 12, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zen-07 6 days ago 11 8 S9 13 Hearing "Size doesn't matter" for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside" for girls.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 5, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Captain_Chubs 4 days ago 3 2 If the parents of twin babies mix them up just once without realising, then that's it they're mixed up forever.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 22, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/IrishNSketchy 6 days ago Skin is sensitive enough that you feel a tiny crumb in a bed, yet you can walk around all day and not notice old underwear jammed down your pants leg.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 15, 2021)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts on Reddit | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/tetsuo444 5 days ago You could go your whole relationship not knowing if your partner keeps their eyes open while they kiss you Unless you're the one who does it

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (December 18, 2020)
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hutimuti 4 days ago An extra six inches could give you a career in the NBA or in porn

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (December 11, 2020)
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