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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 30, 2021)

Did you know that the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day? That's a sh*t ton of thinking, so statistically, most of those thoughts are likely to be subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Each week we bring you the top weekly Shower Thoughts, which I can never work out if it's pure genius or pure stupidity. Either way, shower thoughts are certainly something to get your brain juices flowing.


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/batarcher98 5 days ago If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)

The shower is a special time where you get to relax and think about all the things that you didn't have time for during your hectic day. God bless for shower time, am I right? A lot can happen during this time you spend alone, so naturally, insightful or strange thoughts that sometimes blow your mind. We document different shower thoughts on a weekly basis for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down for this week's wonderful batch, and let us know about your own shower thoughts in the comments. 




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 16, 2021)

It's that time of the week where we present to you the top weekly shower thoughts that the nation has come up with over the past seven days. These are the strokes of genius that the average Joe has come up with in the shower, waiting for the bus, or spacing out during a work meeting. Not convinced? Scroll through for some philosophical genius and then check out last weeks top shower thoughts for some more incredible lightbulb moments.  



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 9, 2021)

It's that time of the week again to scroll through the top philosophical insights that our fellow humans have come up with over the past seven days. That's right; it's this week's top shower thoughts, aka, a deep dive into the average Joe's mind. It's the best of this generation's attempts to philosophize and ponder and possibly giving you some lightbulb moments along the way, which may or may not inspire you.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 2, 2021)

Have you ever found yourself spacing out, only to be jolted back to reality by an epiphany so huge that you don't know how you never thought of it before? Have you ever had a flash of philosophical genius that you know will change the course of humanity? OK, that might be taking it a bit far, but you know what I mean—a lightbulb moment that blew your mind. If you've answered "yes" to any of these, then you might have had a Shower Thought, AKA the most straightforward, yet most complicated things in life that you think about while lying in bed at night, sitting on the toilet, waiting for a bus, or even... standing in the shower. Here are this week's top shower thoughts for you to wrap your head around. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Infernal_Spark 2 days ago 23 2 34 Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 26, 2021)

Some know Shower Thoughts as the most remarkable philosophical insights of this generation. To others, they are simply the random musings of the average Joe. But however you view them, they'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. Maybe. But as they say, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Hmm, not sure I buy that. Here are this week's Top Shower Thoughts for you to ponder over.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 19, 2021)

For some reason, my deepest thoughts come to me in the shower. Not when I actually need them in a meeting or in a lecture. My brain works on its own time. Apparently, a lot of people on Twitter can relate to the struggle. Many Twitter users have taken to the platform to express the most interesting thoughts they have in the shower. I thought my inner thoughts were weird, but just wait till you get a look at the shower thoughts of the week below. 


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Evaleenora 4 days ago 5 5 Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 12, 2021)

The shower is the best time to wind down at the end of a long, eventful day. We all look forward to bathing under the welcoming, warm water and staring off into the distance. There's also something magical about the shower that gets you into your deepest thoughts. Reddit users are always sharing the most profound thoughts they have in the shower, and some of them make you think human beings just might be capable of finding the solution to world peace. Read on to see the top shower thoughts of the week.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 5, 2021)

Have you ever found yourself spacing out, pondering the existence of the universe, and suddenly, bam, you have an epiphany so brilliant that you have to share it with the world? If so, you might have had a shower thought, AKA a philosophical stroke of genius. They come when you least expect them, and they almost always change the way you think going forward. Each week, we share the top shower thoughts as ranked by the internet with you, and this week's are equally as brilliant as the last.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 19, 2021)

Welcome to this week's batch of top shower thoughts. These are the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds thought up. Because in today's crazy world, when do we ever get to stop and think about the big stuff? OK, fine, they're just the nonsense musings of the average Joe, but you get the idea. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OdinZam 2 days ago O O 5 9 Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 12, 2021)

Another week, another collection of top shower thoughts. The musings of the average Joe, the philosophical insights of this generation. Welcome to the mundane things we think about when we're in the shower, waiting for the bus, or sitting on the toilet. Shower thoughts are the true insights into the working of this generation's mind. 



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thenewyorkgod 3 days ago It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include "barely used" in the description
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 5, 2021)

Here's a fun fact for ya: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so it's likely that most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe.  Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation?



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zen-07 6 days ago 11 8 S9 13 Hearing "Size doesn't matter" for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside" for girls.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 29, 2021)

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought — a miniature epiphany that occurs when your brain is occupied with doing something else. You're not alone because each week, we share the top shower thoughts of the week with you to give your philosophical musings the company they deserve.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Elfere 6 days ago Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 22, 2021)

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the average Joe's greatest philosophical insights and the groundbreaking thoughts of our generation. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. OK, maybe not, but at least they'll get your brain clogs turning a little bit. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Captain_Chubs 4 days ago 3 2 If the parents of twin babies mix them up just once without realising, then that's it they're mixed up forever.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 15, 2021)

Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts, AKA, the reflections of the brightest minds of our generation. OK, fine, maybe that's taking it a bit too far, but this collection of philosophical musings will make you stop and think about a thing or two. Perhaps they'll make you ponder your own existence, or perhaps you won't. But one thing's for sure, and that is they will make you a wiser and more profound person than you were before you read them. Ponder away...



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/IrishNSketchy 6 days ago Skin is sensitive enough that you feel a tiny crumb in a bed, yet you can walk around all day and not notice old underwear jammed down your pants leg.
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