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Dating Nightmares: Women Reveal Ways They Discovered Their Piece Of Sh*t Ex's Cheating

Finding out that your boyfriend or husband has been cheating on you is devastating, whatever the circumstances. But sometimes, the truth is so ridiculously stupid, that it's almost funny. Maybe. Sort of. 

Together with The Single Society, we bring you funny, cringe-worthy, and ridiculous stories from real women who discovered that their exes were cheating on them. From finding out he's sleeping with your boss's sister, to meeting their other girlfriend while you're both bailing him out of jail, these stories will make you cringe on behalf of these pathetic men. Enjoy!

real women reveal ex's cheating stories - cover pic woman describing husband cheating o valentines day | For Valentine's Day, my husband gave me a nice card. The only problem was he accidentally gave me the one intended for his mistress. I filed for divorce that week. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED CREATING IF you ARE A SEX ADDICT
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 31, 2020)

I think I speak for most people when I say dating in 2020 has been an all-round sh*tty experience. I mean, as if the logistics of socially-distance dating or the nightmare of figuring out how to bubble up with your f*ck buddy during a pandemic wasn't stressful enough. When you throw some idiot men into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of 2020 dumpster fire. Luckily, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated is here to the rescue. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the exes or almost exes who have disappointed them in some way, by naming and shaming them online. So ladies, if a certain f*ck boy has f*cked you over one too many times (and let's face it, one time is too many), then write them a letter and hope their mom or current girlfriend sees it. Here's to karma being a b*tch, and to the end of 2020.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Shaun, I said I wasn't ready to date again but we hit it off, so I decided to give it a shot. We had such a great time together and our first kiss was so amazing that I broke all of my "rules" for you. You know what was also amazing? Six weeks in, I found out you got engaged a few days before our first date. TO THE GUYS Jenny I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Al, I hope your mum enjoyed the 12
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Giving Men's Gross Opening Lines On Tinder A Makeover

Just about everyone who speaks to men on dating apps has had their fair share of creepy and gross messages. It's something of a rite of passage, and the sheer volume of Facebook posts and Reddit threads featuring screenshots of inappropriate texts is proof that men as a collective need a dressing-down (#yesallmenneedmyadvice).

Below is a series of screenshots of text conversations from dating apps where the guy said something pervy. I'm going to tell them, on behalf of all you beautiful online daters out there, how they could have gotten a date instead (hint: it's usually "just be normal"). Read on!

Rewriting men's creepy opening lines on Tinder | thumbnail Text - Yesterday 5:12 PM possibly Sent Yesterday 5:39 PM What's your sexual fantasy? I might make it come true Yesterday 8:43 PM Anna! e.forget what I asked there"...how did u end up being a teacher? I got pizza 11:20 Broooooo Lucky What kind Pepperoni Can i eat you out
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Funny Tweets About Dating In 2020

Dating in 2020 as been a total sh*t show. Between zoom dates, socially distanced walks, and trying to fall in love with people over text, starting new relationships has taken somewhat of a back seat this year. These tweets accurately sum up the dumpster fire that has been 2020 for love, dating, and relationships. Or their lack thereof.

funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 24, 2020)

Have you ever dated a man who was, how can I put this, less than satisfactory? Someone you wouldn't recommend to a friend, no matter how desperate that friend was? Well, then you're in good company because welcome to being a woman. And if you ever wanted to let those men know how short-changed you felt after dating them, then welcome to the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Each week we bring you a fresh batch of letters from women who wish to name and shame these men, giving them the karma they deserve.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Isaac, When I asked if you were dating anyone else, you told me you were "loosely" dating someone. Unfortunately I had to find out the truth from your live-in girlfriend whom you were looking at engagement rings with that your definition of loosely was way off. And no, I still won't visit you in Chicago. Alex то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
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Tinder Opening Lines Which Deserve A Medal For Awkwardness

Online dating is truly a minefield of sh*t shows, masking as men ready to date. Finding a good match is like a needle in a haystack, and you have to weed your way through a lot of troughs to find something worthwhile. The art of seduction has been truly lost to the crude openers found on dating apps, such as the awkward pickup lines seen in these Tinder screenshots. Scroll through and join me in saying RIP to the romance of times gone by.

funny but bad tinder pick up lines | thumbnail includes two conversations Text - Tbh I'm pretty new to Tinder, I will try to start by asking you what kind of relationship are you focused on? My everlasting relationship with Jesus Christ. Psych. I'm tryna smash. Sent GIF Type a message... II
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Dating Nightmares: 'Scrooging' Is The New 'Ghosting' - Women Reveal Their Stories

"Scrooging is the dating trend that inevitably rears its ugly head every holiday season.

What is 'Scrooging,' you ask?

Scrooging is the term used when a person breaks up with their significant other before or in the midst of the holiday season...and it sucks. Whether they were too cheap to buy a gift, or they weren't quite committed enough to make the obligatory family introductions, there is something about the holidays that spawns an annual 'break up' epidemic. But alas! No need to let your Scrooging Grinch of an ex ruin your holiday cheer. Having the support of friends and family — and an excess of food and eggnog — can help ease the pain of heartbreak and may even jumpstart a new beginning. We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most painful holiday breakups that ultimately left these strong women much better off.

bad dating stories about scrooging and ghosting around the holiday season | thumbnail includes pop art image of man in christmas hat Text - Merry Christmas! Let's see other people
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 17, 2020)

Nowadays, finding a decent man can be a challenge. Between the f*ck 's boys, the guys with commitment issues, the mommy's boys, and the straight-up liars, women find themselves in a constant state of frustration. Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Together with them, we bring you a weekly collection of letters from these women, helping them name and shame their disappointing man. Here are this week's letters.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear Alan, You tried to reach out a few times since we broke up, but creating a Wikipedia page for my dead relative was the weirdest thing you ever did to get my attention. Весса TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Text - To another guy who wants to have his cake and eat it too: Scrolling through your exes Instagram photos while we're in bed together, moments after intercourse, is bad bed etique
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Dating Nightmares: Worst Gifts Women Have Received From Their Ex

Ahhhh the holiday season. A time for lovers to shower each other with gifts, to show their appreciation. Except if you are any of these assholes! Clearly, Christmas isn't ALL about presents, but sometimes giving nothing at all can be better than any of these awful gifts. We teamed up with The Single Society to share with you the worst gifts our readers have ever received from their ex.

bad dating stories about worst gifts women received from exes | thumbnail pop art image of woman holding gift text - WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK? l got baseball tickets for my birthday. I don't like baseball. What's worse is I wasn't even going to be in town for the game, so my ex ended up going with his best friend
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 10, 2020)

In today's modern dating sh*t show, it's important to take as much control as you can. To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated is the Instagram account that helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Each week, we post a weekly collection of letters from these women,  helping in the naming and shaming process. Because if there's one thing we hate, it's a f*ck boy. And if there's one thing we love, it's supporting women to live their best lives. Welcome to this week's haul, which is just as funny, savage, and slightly heartbreaking as the last.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear Ryan, I knew agreeing to another date with you was risky since all you talked about was cocaine on our first date. But I guess not as risky as you lighting your pants on fire and having to cancel last minute. All the best, TO THE GUYS Dana I'VE Kinda DATED Text - Dear Casual Quarterly Hookup, Thanks for inviting me to catch up this weekend... it's been a while. But I'm glad I couldn'
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Dating Nightmares: Ridiculous Things 'Finance Bros' Said On Dates

Guys can be total douches. But nobody has douchebag capabilities quite like the finance 'bros' of NYC. What is a 'finance bro' you ask?

The NYC Finance Bro: (n) Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege, and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the hilariously bad date stories with these fascinatingly douchey creatures. Enjoy!

bad dating stories about ridiculous things 'finance bros' said on dates | thumbnail includes pop art graphic of man holding money Text - Check out my big, thick, wallet We didn't have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year, but he had a wife and six kids. Back when I only made $800k. it was fine. but I onlv had mvself to take care of.
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My Dating Nightmare: The Bible Beater Cheater

Dating is like starving in a grocery store. There are plenty of options but you'd rather f*cking die. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share all the curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Like this a**hole! Read about one woman's unfortunate experience with a Bible-beating hypocrite. If you have a bad date story of your own, submit it here to be featured on our site. 

bad dating stories about man who was a bible-beater cheater | thumbnail includes pop art graphic man woman Text - DIVORCED WOMEN HAVE TOO MUCH BAGGAGE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER DIVORCE | "Jack said he had two daughters, and he would be devastated if they were to separate from their future husbands as it wchlld go against the teachings in the Bible and how it would 'cheating' his faith in a sense. Yes. TWO
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My Dating Nightmare: Pushy Guy Who Couldn't Manage His Sexpectations

Some dudes just don't f*cking get it. Like this one who has absolutely no idea what boundaries are! Bad dates make great stories and we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the hilarious debauchery the modern dating world has to offer. If you have a hilariously bad date story, share it here for a chance to be featured. 

bad date story about a guy who assumed a woman would have sex because they kissed | thumbnail includes pop art image of man Text - Kissing means we are definitely having sex l made it clear that although we were making out (fully clothed) on his couch, I don't know where he got the notion that I wanted to have sex, and suggested he put his clothes back on. You should probably go. Thanks for wasting my time, Karl said, fixated on the basketball highlights
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Guy Politely Rejects Girl On Tinder, She Has Aggressive Meltdown

Much like approaching someone in a bar, dating apps leave you vulnerable to all sorts of rejection. Whether the person you've matched with straight-up ignores your messages, or they reply politely telling you that they're not interested, unfortunately, it's all part of the dating game. One girl on Tinder, however, clearly doesn't understand the rules, and upon being explained to politely by a guy she had matched with that he had met someone else, she lost her mind and went totally berserk. Check out how calmly he manages the situation and how 

pictures of conversation between guy who rejects girl on tinder who has a massive meltdown | Hey 31 May 2016 Good morning hope u have great day! 1 June 2016 Do u not wanna talk Good morning Hi Samantha, sorry started seeing someone around time matched don't want lead on yesterday Oh 's cool so sorry messaged u mean would love get know u sometime sorry wasn't worth | Psh only reason why people match with u is cuz ur good looking if u weren't then prob no one would match with u Oh wait lol prob ug
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Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

One-night stands don't always go quite as planned. Whether the sex is bad or your 'guest' just won't take the hint, there are a plethora of things that could go wrong. But these awful sexual escapades often make for hilarious stories! This is why we teamed up with The Single Society - to bring you all of the dating blunders and sexy time misfortunes so you can feel better about your life! Have a bad date story? Please submit it here for a chance to be featured!

bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE
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Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

Whether sexual tension has been brewing between colleagues all year or the spiked punched got people feeling a little frisky and in the mood for some sexy holiday party hookups. But what good are these sexy holiday party hookup stories if we don't share them with the world? We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most scandalous office party experiences that left these women feeling naughty AND nice.

people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed
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