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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (March 4, 2021)

Dating in today's culture is a bit of a sht show. Between the ghosters, the cheaters, and all the other a*holes, finding your soul mate is like searching for a needle in a haystack. And nowadays, it seems like a right of passage for women to become romantically involved with a man who will inevitably let them down in some capacity. Now I'm not saying men are perfect (lol, far from it). But, I am saying that somehow, they find new and more impressive ways to disappoint women every single day. At least they're committed to the cause, eh? Ladies, it's time to fight back and call men out on their BS. Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated are helping women everywhere get the closure they need by posting short, public letters to the guys they've dated, who have disappointed them in some way. Each week we post a new selection, and this haul is as funny as ever.



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail Text - Dear Justin, Thanks for taking the disposable baking tins, the olive oil, the laundry pods and the sugar when you moved out and into your parents house. I guess after being together for 7 years you felt entitled to those things but leaving me with the rent left you with no guilt. TO THE Enjoy your bunk bed, GUYS Lauren I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Morgan, Thank you for inviting me over to spend the weekend at your p
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (February 19, 2021)

Breakups suck. It's never fun to end things with someone, and it especially blows to get dumped yourself. Unfortunately, breakups are an inevitable part of life, and if you want to fall in love, heartbreak is a risk you gotta take. But even if your relationship does end, it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun in the process, particularly if the ex in question is a bit of an a-hole. Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated has got your back when it comes to helping you get the closure you need after a breakup. They post funny and real letters of disappointment from girls to their "exes", allowing them to publically shame any men who have let them down. 



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Ben, Thanks for wasting my time by dragging out our 6 hour date just to come back to my place and tell me you already decided you didn't like me because of how I ate chicken wings. From, TO THE GUYS Kelly I'VE Kinda DATED David, Our date was going fairly well, until I found out that you have pictures of ALL your exes TOGETHER on your bedroom wall. Yours, Anne TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda
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People Confess How They Got Their One-Night Stand To Leave

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

people confess how they got their one night stand to leave | thumbnail text - my one night stand won't leave. Call me with an 'emergency'.
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People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever

Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.

people reveal their weirdest dating stories | thumbnail text - texasblonde @texasblonde22 Replying LizerReal Went meet guy stopped and sat on bench. He grabbed my keys and started playing with my pepper spray and pepper sprayed himself face. Date over.
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (February 14, 2021)

If you've ever been wronged by a man you're dating—and let's be real, which woman hasn't—then you might have felt tempted to send them a scathing text afterward expressing your disappointment. Especially on Valentine's Day. But if you have good friends who care about you, they will have hopefully stopped you from doing so, leaving you with a little of your pride left intact. But now, thanks to the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated, you can kind of send that text to him without sacrificing your dignity. The account helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters women have written to the disappointing men they've dated (or kind of dated).

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail Text - Dear Josh, It was so romantic when you surprised me with a fancy dinner for Valentine's Day. If I knew you would spend the rest of the year complaining how expensive it was, I would have made other plans. Carrie то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
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Awful Profile Pictures From Russian Dating Sites

Recently, we covered the eight profile pics women really need to stop using on dating apps. From duck face selfies to pictures with exotic animals, they're all as bad as each other. But nothing, and I mean nothing, can prepare you for the ridiculously weird profile pictures that Russians use on dating sites. As you scroll through these pictures, you'll cringe on behalf of the people posting them, and feel sorry for the people who have to swipe on them. Honestly, they are too much!

Awful Profile Pictures From Russian Dating Sites | woman tied to a bed with sausages | woman posing with a chicken
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People Reveal The Freakiest Requests They Had During Sex

Who doesn't love a good 'ol fashioned toss in the sack? Sex can be a beautiful (and fun) way to pass the time. Whether someone has a dirty little fetish or an unfulfilled sexual fantasy people can certainly get...creative when it comes to their preferences in the bedroom. We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all these freaky things people were asked for during sex. Yikes!

Freakiest things people have asked for during sex | thumbnail pop art picture man and woman lying in bed text - I met a guy on one of the dating apps and we went home together. He had some strange baby fetish. He asked me to remove his underwear and wipe him with baby wipes before we started having sex. It got weird. I left.
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (February 4, 2021)

Breakups are never easy, but they're especially harder to get over when you don't have any type of closure. In an ideal world, you'd be able to sit down with your ex and have a civilized chat about why the relationship didn't work out. You'd each express your feelings, maybe cry, definitely hug it out, and shed the emotional baggage from the relationship. But life rarely works out like that, and as I've learned over many years of heartbreak, creating your own closure is the only real way to move on. But closure is relative; does it mean going to therapy? Keying his car? How about a good old fashioned breakup letter? Or, since we're in the age of social media, a public letter on Instagram, letting him know just how disappointing you found him. Thanks to the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated, now you can do just that. Women everywhere are submitting letters to the disappointing men they have dated (or kinda dated) to get the closure they need. Each week we bring you a new selection of some of the funniest ones, and this latest haul is just as funny and brutal as all the previous ones we've published.



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail text - Dear David, It was bad enough when you left your chewing gum stuck to my bed post the night you stayed over. What's worse was you lying beside me the next day showing me pictures of all the other women you were also dating and asking me if they were hot or not! Hoping to never see you again, TO THE Suzie GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED CJ, Are you going to tell your wife you cheated on her with me on your honeymoon in
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Cats Who Interrupted Their Owners From Having Romantic Relations

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 28, 2021)

When it comes to dating, everyone needs to kiss a few frogs before finding their prince charming. And by frogs, we mean men who will let you down, screw you over, or generally disappoint you in some way or another. We've all had the 'pleasure' of dating, or kinda dating these men, but hey, at least they make for fun stories to tell our girlfriends, right? And now, instead of just venting about them, you can take it one step further and write them a public letter of disappointment, with the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated. They help women get the closure they need after kissing yet another crappy frog by publishing short letters written by the women who dated them. Here is the latest collection of these hilariously sad but relatable letters, which might inspire you to submit one of your own.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail Text - Dear Graham, Thanks for promising a night of wild passion, then delivering 2 mediocre minutes and running to the bathroom to puke afterwards because you were so hungover. I could have stayed home and watched tv. Ugh, Barb TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 21, 2021)

If you're a woman, then chances are, you've either been in a relationship with or at least had a date with a man who made you lose the will to live. Men possess a unique talent for really grinding your gears and getting under your skin- and not in a good way—amirite ladies?  Imagine the satisfaction you'd get by writing him a letter expressing what you felt about him and posting it online for all the world to see (including, hopefully, his mom). Well, now you can, courtesy of the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated, who post funny and real letters of disappointment from girls to their "exes." Each week, we bring you a fresh batch of these letters, so dive in and scroll through this latest haul, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail - Text - Dear Mark, When you offered to look after my puppy so I could attend an important lunch, I thought you might be the one. When I came home early to find you passed out drunk and the puppy covered your vomit, was less convinced. in TO THE Ann GUYS I'VE Kada DATED, Oh Sweet Kyle, I never cringed more than the night you told me that I didn't have to pee after sex because I was on birth control. WHAT?! TO THE GU
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Dating Nightmares: 8 People Reveal Reasons They Dumped Their Partner During Quarantine

When the better part of the world entered lockdown, many a couple ultimately made the decision to cohabitate, for better or worse. Moving in together is a big step for anyone, but in a situation where you must endure the company of your significant other morning, noon, and night, things can get ugly. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share what ultimately lead to their breakup while quarantining together. Have a breakup story? Share it here for a chance to be featured!

people share why they dumped their partner during quarantine | thumbnail image of couple text - I make more $$$, you wash the dishes
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 14, 2021)

We've all been through breakups where all we wanted to do was send our piece-of-sh*t ex a message telling them exactly what we thought of them. Because, well... closure. But, whether our friends convinced us not to, or our sense of pride got the better of us, we held back (until we had that second glass of wine). But now, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated has your back when it comes to getting the closure you need from any men who let you down. Simply write your ex a short letter, let them post it, and hope his whole family (and new GF) sees it! Simple.



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear John, So you can put your tongue in 3 different parts of my body, but you can't share a straw with me? Ok, that makes sense. Samantha TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED, Hi Wez, Everytime you tried to kiss me in the back of the movie theater, I turned my head and you started making out with my ear. I had to be on antibiotics for an ear infection the whole month after that. TO THE Take a hi
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My Nightmare Date With The Shortest Guy Ever, And A HUGE... Attitude Problem

This world seems to be filled with one Tinder nightmare after another! Take this guy, for example! A complete asshole who clearly knows nothing about how to treat a lady. We teamed up with The Single Society to share all the fabulously bad mishaps the modern dating scene has to offer!

woman shares nightmare date about short guy who had a huge attitude problem | thumbnail pop art image of woman slapping man text - I wouldn't have anger issues if you didn't piss me off
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The Ten Predictable Guys All Women Meet On Dating Apps

Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble, Tinder, Eharmony, Coffee Meets Bagel, Ship - the building blocks for the rollercoaster that is the dating app sphere. And what a wild, shitty ride it is. 

If your dating life is as much of a hot mess as my own, you've been downloading, deleting, and redownloading the apps since the beginning of time. Like many things in life, it has turned into a routine that I have come to despise. Alas, the quest for love always keeps me coming back for more. Because I've become so intertwined with the apps, I have inevitably become intertwined with the guys featured on the apps, and they will always have a special place in my digital heart. To all the boys I've swiped right (or left) on before, this one's for y'all.


the ten guys all women meet on dating apps | thumbnail image of topless man text - The One Too Hot For A Bio He seems to think his looks alone will easily get you to swipe right. Why waste time on words when his face speaks for itself? You'll be the judge of that.
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 7, 2021)

When it came to romance (or anything else, for that matter), 2020 wasn't exactly the best year. Thankfully, 2021 has made an appearance, bringing with it endless possibilities in the 'love' department'. Ladies, it's time to cleanse your spirit (and lady parts) from all the f*ck boys you left behind in 2020. New year, new you! And just in case you need it, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated has your back when it comes to getting the closure you need from any men who let you down. All you need to do is write them a letter, explaining what your disappointing ex did to you, and they'll publish it on their account, naming and shaming him for the world to see. Closure never felt so sexy!

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Jay, Thank you for being my first one night stand in a new town. Wish I knew you worked in my new office before we slept together though. From, The new girl TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Cory, Though we slept together for over a year, we never made it official. I couldn't predict where this was going but between the constant FaceTime calls you made all July and the jealousy you expr
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