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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.

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Dating Nightmares: Women Reveal Worst First Dates With Cheapskate Douchebags

Ah, that awkward, age-old debate of who should pay on a first date. Some argue that splitting the bill is best, because hi, welcome to equality. Others believe that chivalry and feminism can peacefully coexist. They maintain that although a woman should always offer to pay her half, men are expected to decline the offer politely and insist on paying. But no one talks about secret option C, where the guy flat-out refuses to pay at all.

Together with The Single Society, we bring you stories from real women who went on dates with total cheap-ass douchebags. From those who refuse to leave a tip to those who try sneaking their own alcohol into bars, these stories reveal the worst type of men to go on a date with. Guys, frugality is not a cute look on a first date. Ladies, have you experienced cheap ass first dates?

stories of first dates with cheapskate douchebags - cover pic pop art pic of man look at empty wallet | l had a date at Starbucks, but when I arrived, the guy was already holding a cup of coffee from McDonald's. He told me Starbucks coffee was too expensive for him, so I had to wait in line to buy myself a coffee.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

Sometimes, you just need to vent about your significant other. Sure, you love them, but god do they drive you up the wall. Of course, Twitter is the best place to do it, and there's nothing like a bunch of funny relationship tweets to brighten up your day. Right? I thought so. Scroll through these gems and then check out last week's lot in case you missed them.

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.
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Dating Nightmares: Women Reveal Real-Life Humiliating First Date Moments

Going on a first date is nerve-wracking enough, but when you throw in a bout of bad karma, some food poisoning, and a period or two, you're in for a nightmare of an experience. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real-life tales of humiliating moments that women have suffered on first dates, and the cringe factor is next-level sh*t. Honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up!

stories of humiliating first date moments - cover pic pop art image of woman description of getting period blood on white cushions while on date | I met a guy on Bumble and we were having drinks on a couch on a rooftop. I got up to go to the bathroom and I had my period all over the white cushions.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)

It's the weekend baby! And that can only mean one (of many) things: we're back with a new batch of funny relationship tweets! Yes, that's right, we've scoured Twitter and collected this week's funniest Tweets about love, and a lack thereof. Scroll through, enjoy, and then check out last week's haul in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back
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My Dating Nightmare: The Worst Dating Habits Of Each Zodiac Sign

You might think that it's simply down to luck (or lack thereof), that your poor romantic choices keep you trapped in the never-ending dating loop of doom. But what if there was a little more to it than sheer boredom, horniness, and some bad experiences? What if your bad dating habits were cosmically driven, and your destiny was actually written in the stars? Courtesy of The Single Society, check out what your zodiac sign exposes about your questionable dating habits, and see how much you relate to these harsh, but honest revelations. And remember, you can always change your destiny... 

Worst dating habits according to your zodiac signs
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

If you can't laugh your way through your relationship, then it's probably doomed from the start. Life is tough, and having someone who you share humor with, is everything. These people are showing us through the power of Twitter, the highs, the lows, and everything in between about relationships, all through humor. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you're done, take a look at last week's in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

All's fair in love and war... on Twitter! Twitter is the place for people to vent, brag, and everything in between, all about their love lives for the world to see. We love a funny relationship tweet, and because we love sharing too, here's a bunch of them for you. Oh, and here's last week's funniest relationship tweets in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Compulsive Liar, Still Living At His Parents

Let's face it, we've all told one or two white lies on a date to make ourselves seem a little more impressive than we really are. But there's a big difference between a white lie and a straight-up gigantic untruth. That, if I'm not mistaken, is called compulsive lying. Not cool guys, not cool. 

Together with The Single Society, we bring you this latest online dating horror story about a compulsive liar from Connecticut who was nothing like he appeared on Tinder... 

pop art illustration of guy in car - funny story about bad date and all the things he lied about | "He spoke about his debilitating ADHD, his dates with several women who went to rehab for alcohol abuse, and how he has never left the country, and has ZERO desire to so."
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly. 

That's probably the real secret for good long-lasting relationships. 

Enjoy these relationship tweets as we think they are pretty dang funny.  

Craving for more? check out our last week's list too

Funniest relationship tweets | Jodi @jodixmaloneyx Why do boys ask wearing" as if sit around sexy lingerie all day? l'm my penguin onesie are wearing 6:43 pm 17 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 59.7K Retweets and comments 430.7K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance.

These brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like no other. 

If you're into more of these jokes, check out our last week's list as well. 


Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >
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More Depressingly Relatable Dating Memes

Being single is all fun and games until you're drinking yourself to sleep and hugging your pillow. Being in a relationship is all fun and games until you're sitting across from your partner wondering when they got SO annoying. Here are some more dating memes to remind you of the good, the bad, and the ugly of relationships and single life. 

relatable dating memes | friend: there are plenty fish sea fish sea tinder on_da_rock Mike 48 O 19 kilometers away Who wants f married guy? | my profile look swiping through app responding messages pic on Tinder @tinder on da rock nukain 5:45 AM 34% follow @tinder_on_da_rock Cinderella
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Thankfully, the Internet has got us covered in the love department too, because saying 'I love you,' couldn't be easier than with a relationship tweet. So if you're looking for something to bring the fun back in your relationship, send this collection of relationship tweets to your significant other. 

Funniest relationship tweets | Uwa Toyin jaynnedoe Idk if im ready marriage man .imagine getting home after long day and someone starts talking 1:57 am 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 71.2K Retweets and comments 392K Likes >
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My Dating Nightmare: Bad One-Night Stand Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen

Have you ever had a really bad one-night stand? Ever woken up next to someone and wished you could erase the whole night of mediocre sex with a less than average stranger? Well, if you have, you're not alone. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the funniest, most awkward, and painful first date stories from real women in New York City. 

This one features Liam, a handsome accountant who overstayed his welcome the next morning and refused to put any underwear on. Read on, and be horrified!

Story of Bad One-Night Stand Who Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen - cover image "I found liam stark naked cooking breakfast, testicles pressed up against the knobs of my oven." | YOUR BALLS ARE DISGUSTING AND DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM
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Depressingly Relatable Dating Memes

Dating is fun. Sometimes. Hardly. Ok, fine, not really. And these dating memes speak right to our souls in their wise wise truths. Whether you were once single, you're single now, or you know you're about to be single (ouch, sorry!) these memes are for you. 

dating memes that are depressingly relatable if you're single - cover pictures meme about couple blocking each other and reentering the dating pool | Thoughts? Kenny @adzmalone Enjoy block each other one day | reentering dating pool dog falling into a swimming pool
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

The past six months have been very intense as far as relationships when couples were forced to being together all day. Every day. 

But luckily for us and as you can see from the following tweets, they did not lose their sense of humor at all. 

So here are the funniest relationship tweets of 2020 (so far), guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both.


Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020 | kat @ratmobbs hate this pandemic if wanted waste my early 20s would have gotten married 2:17 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 111.5K Retweets 485.4K Likes >
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Broke, Recovering Porn Addict

Dating isn't exactly a walk in the park and for every rare great date you have, there's always a plethora of bad dates to balance it out. We've all been there and everyone can recall a really bad date. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the worst of the digital dating era and feature stories from real women who are navigating the minefield of dating apps in New York City. This one's about a recovering pornography addict and it's a porn-NO thank you from us!

woman reveals bad date about guy with porn addiction cover image guy dragging bag of baggage | AND THAT IS HOW I ENDED up BROKE AND IN THERAPY! "He disclosed how his debilitating addiction to porn had caused him to lose his job and ultimately ruin his life."
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