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dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.

Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 1, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

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people give advice to single father raising daughter | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/OwMyFeelingsHurt 11 months ago What advice can you provide to a single father that is raising a daughter by himself? Answered Just a little background: I'm a 30 year old single male and recently my best friend and his wife both passed away due to a collision with a drunk driver.

Heartwarming Advice For Single Father Raising Daughter By Himself

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

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funny dad jokes to make your eyes roll | thumbnail Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need... .. to let that mango.

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

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Desperate father suggests family therapy for his 17-year-old daughter and her stepmother to get along, teenage daughter refuses to go: 'I don't care if you're comfortable'

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