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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

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Parents Discuss Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'| thumbnail text - justasmucho • 15h As a mom of 2, my babies looked like weird misshapen potatoes. Puffy eyes, cone heads, squished ears. Newborns are weird looking. 6 Reply 1.1k ...

Parents Admit Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland 000 I hope my friends don't find out I own a coat. -Teenagers 4:17 PM Jan 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 338 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes

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heartwarming pictures of dads embracing fatherhood - thumbnail includes pictures of dads with kids Text - "you got me in the palm of your hand", "did someone say BEAST MODE?"

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 15, 2020)

dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.

Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

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