Marriage is a funny thing. We spend a lot of our lives thinking about what it's going to be like. Thinking about what it's going to feel like to be in love. Not to mention who the heck is this person going to be that's so freaking amazing we feel compelled to say, “Yep, it's you and me forever baby.” The world is wild. Obviously, we know at this point that marriage is not going to be anything like we see in the movies because, well, when it comes down to it the dynamic between you and your part…