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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail Text -  Dear Graham, Thanks for promising a night of wild passion, then delivering 2 mediocre minutes and running to the bathroom to puke afterwards because you were so hungover. I could have stayed home and watched tv. Ugh, Barb TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Shaun, I said I wasn't ready to date again but we hit it off, so I decided to give it a shot. We had such a great time together and our first kiss was so amazing that I broke all of my "rules" for you. You know what was also amazing? Six weeks in, I found out you got engaged a few days before our first date. TO THE GUYS Jenny I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Al, I hope your mum enjoyed the 12

Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 31, 2020)

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Isaac, When I asked if you were dating anyone else, you told me you were "loosely" dating someone. Unfortunately I had to find out the truth from your live-in girlfriend whom you were looking at engagement rings with that your definition of loosely was way off. And no, I still won't visit you in Chicago. Alex то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 24, 2020)

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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 10, 2020)

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Husband, I noticed that you started spending too much time at the office. Well, now you have Covid and you gave the NY State Tracing Department MY number instead of yours. When they called me, they asked if I knew how you contracted Covid. I made sure to tell them it was from your mistress. They said they'll be notifying your entire office ASAP. Good luck, TO THE GUYS Your Wife I'V

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Tom, No...I don't get turned on by you pinning me to the wall and smelling my armpits. Nor do I want to be submissive to you tickling me. Not funny, TO THE Nicole GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Matt, You bailed on our first date because of a "family emergency." Then, after you begged me for a second date, you ghosted me ON THE DATE, DURING A SUBWAY TRANSFER. Stay classy, Liz TO THE GUY

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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (November 19, 2020)

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear Jason, Giggling everytime I kiss your neck and then saying "Omg I wonder what you're gonna do now" is a huge turn off. Can you not? TO THE Anna GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear West, Things were going great, until I got back from the bathroom and you told me you paid the check. Before I could say thank you, you said "so since I paid, are we going back to my place to hook up?" A $6 piece of cheesecake in exchange for sex? Delusional. Tina Dear Garrett, I can't believe the dealbreaker was that I couldn't bring you a rotisserie chicken on a daily basis becau

Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (November 5, 2020)

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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (October 29, 2020)

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Richard, I'd been sleeping at your house every night for six months. When was making your bed one morning, I noticed a pair of crumpled up panties at the foot of the bed. I don't wear undies, and even if I did, I'm not an XS. If you're wondering who sprayed biofreeze on your boxers, it was me. See ya

Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (October 22, 2020)

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