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Let's be real. Whether you like it or not Valentine's day is coming up quickly. Yes, we're are in the midst of a global pandemic, but that doesn't mean you cannot make February 14th your B. Options may be limited, but there are still plenty of ways to go off and show Saint Valentine who's boss. Who needs a man when there are heart-shaped pizzas out there that can fill you up without unleashing their emotional baggage on you? Here are fourteen ways to thoroughly smash your first (and hopefully last) social distancing Valentine's day as the single queen that you are. 

Ah, Valentine's Day. Depending on your current relationship status you may see it as a joyful day used to commemorate love, or a fabricated corporate scheme that blew the F up. Whichever stance you take, the day is coming up SOON. So we may as well have some fun looking at these design fails. Considering these manufacturers barely proofread many of these products, perhaps we should all use this as a reminder to not take the day so seriously either.

Men and women are very different. Yes, I know, we shouldn't generalize, but on the whole, women are a lot tidier than men and care more about the aesthetics of their living space. Ladies, if you live with your male partner, I'm sure you can corroborate. One woman, who was clearly sick and tired of the mess her boyfriend left in his personal space, shared a side-by-side picture of hers and her boyfriend's side of the bed on Twitter, captioning it, "my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed". Her tweet went viral and clearly struck a nerve with other women out there, who replied with similar pictures of their sides of the bed compared to their boyfriends. It seems like the generalization lives up to its' name...

It's been a long year for couples because quarantining with your significant other can really put your relationship to the test. Equally, it's not easy to be alone during these times. Spooning yourself to sleep isn't practical. Or so I've heard—not speaking from experience at all. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally real relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.

Remember when we used to go clubbing? Well, a good wing-woman could really make or break the experience. Some people are built for it, they've truly mastered the art of body language and subliminal messaging. The outside world is a wild place, but a good wing-woman can help you to navigate the wilderness with finesse. We all have different tactics, for better or for worse. Here are nine different kinds of wing-women, which one are you? Be honest.

Anyone who has been in a long-distance relationship knows how tough it can be. Phone sex gets kind of boring after a while, spooning yourself to sleep is impossible, and FaceTime dinner dates pale in comparison to the real thing—especially if you have bad wifi connection. But not everyone is fortunate enough to live with, or even in the same city or country as their partner, and these tweets accurately sum up the relatable difficulties of maintaining a long-distance relationship.

*Trigger warning: this may remind you of your cringy middle school days. Although this is a safe space, everybody can admit to an awkward story or two from their cringy tween years. Such stories only add to your character development, right? Asking for a friend. 

Reddit users shared their most awkward first kiss stories and they are sure to bring you back to the good old days. If you can top any of these I would love to hear it. Personally, my first kiss took place in a Hollister surrounded by uncomfortable high school sales associates and the store's signature overwhelming scent — did I forget to mention we counted down from three? Yes, it was extremely romantic.

When convincing my friends to take a leap of faith and pursue things with someone they think they might like, I try to push them by saying, "What's the worst that can happen? Either you break up or you get married. Those are the two options." But really, after further analysis, I can see now that there are really many MANY more directions a relationship can go in. I can think of 15 now, but until these apps manage to completely distort our dating experiences, and entirely hinder our ability to meet people ~organically~, well this is what I got for ya.

If you're ever feeling down about your love life, turn to Twitter, and you'll immediately feel better. Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. Either way, you're guaranteed a laugh, so here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements, and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance. Love and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or, like wine and ice cream. Or, Netflix and chill. You get the point; they're meant to be. This fresh batch of funny but brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like, roll your eyes, and make you want to check out last week's haul when you're done.

The gentlemen of Bridgerton have inevitably captured our hearts as of late - some more so than others. As a super single Netflix enthusiast who is still very much on the marriage market, naturally, it was my duty to detail the lords who would make the best boyfriends and the trash that shouldn't even bother trying. And I did it all without Anthony Bridgerton's shitty suitor advice too! So make haste, and read on to meet your ideal Regency era boyfriend.

SPOILERS AHEAD, so don't say I didn't warn ya. 

Relationships have their ups and downs. Sure, therapy is a great way to process your feelings, but it's expensive as f*ck. Twitter, on the other hand, is free. So when you need to rant about your partner who is driving you crazy or complain about being so single that you're starting to grow cobwebs down there (speaking for a friend, of course), then tweeting about it can be almost as therapeutic as therapy. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where all the highs and lows of love get penned in 280 characters or less.

The extended lockdown over the past year has meant many couples now work together from home. Of course, living and working with your significant other isn't ideal because you're basically on top of each other 24-7, exposing you to sides of them that you might not have seen before. But since it's pretty unavoidable nowadays, couples have had to adapt. Unfortunately, it has brought out the ugly side of people, which one guy who posted on Reddit's Am I The Asshole proved when he went on a jealous rant after observing his GF's work schedule and being bitter that she was making double his salary for half the work. She understandably got pissed off, explaining that it wasn't his place to say what her time was worth because she was hired for her knowledge. If her boss and CEO saw the work she produced and based her salary off that, it wasn't his place to undervalue her because he was jealous. He also casually threw in the fact that she does the housework and he doesn't. Redditors had a lot to say to him, but the main consensus was that he was the asshole who had jealousy issues. Read his ridiculous rant, and let us know what you think.

We're starting the new year off with a bang by throwing some of the funniest relationship tweets we've seen so far in 2021 your way. Here's to a new year of hilarious Twitter interactions when it comes to all things romance related. May the Twitter gods shine their light down on us and continue to provide us with weekly laughs at the expense of other people's love lives. Amen.

Finding out that your boyfriend or husband has been cheating on you is devastating, whatever the circumstances. But sometimes, the truth is so ridiculously stupid, that it's almost funny. Maybe. Sort of. 

Together with The Single Society, we bring you funny, cringe-worthy, and ridiculous stories from real women who discovered that their exes were cheating on them. From finding out he's sleeping with your boss's sister, to meeting their other girlfriend while you're both bailing him out of jail, these stories will make you cringe on behalf of these pathetic men. Enjoy!

Navigating relationships can be challenging at the best of times but throw a global pandemic into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of stress. This year's funniest relationship tweets are just more examples of how the trials and tribulations of love can test us to our absolute limits. And they also prove how therapeutic it can be to vent about them on Twitter. 2020 has been a total sh*t show for most people, and it's reflected in our relationships. Whether you're married, single, or in a situationship, 2020 will have shown you a thing or two about love. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across in 2020.