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Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment

Ah, excuses excuses. What a waste of my damn time. They're so predictable too. Of course, we have all given out a fair deal of them in the past. It is hard to straight-up tell someone to their face, "I don't like you that much." But it's just funny how guys always say that girls are the ones who can never be upfront about their feelings, and then they pull sh*t like this. It's even funnier when they say one of these preemptively. Like he hits you with one of these the first time you start hanging out, assuming that you already want him to be your boyfriend. Like actually, I just came to get d***ked down, but thanks for the warning... lol.

Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment| Thumbnail text - 99 I I don't believe in labels. 66
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Redditors Describe The Dumbest Reason They've Ever Been Dumped

I'm not entirely sure if it would feel better to be dumped for a really good reason, like cheating, or for a super dumb reason, like eating a tuna salad. Either way, you're dumped. Knocked down from taken to single. It's never really going to be fun. But after some time you may be able to look back and think, "Lol I can't believe I was actually dumped for something so silly." It probably just meant y'all weren't meant to be.

Redditors Describe The Dumbest Reason They've Ever Been Dumped| thumbnail text - breatheinthesilence 2 years ago I liked to be the big spoon and he told me I was questioning his manhood. 6.0k Give Award Share Report Save
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. And sometimes, you need to vent about it on Twitter before you go crazy. Each week, we collect the funniest relationship tweets to give you a glimpse into the struggles that other people are experiencing, which will hopefully make you feel better about your shambles of a love-life. And when you're done with these, here are last week's, which are equally as funny.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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People Disclose The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Relationships

A relationship is basically an experiment that you can't really prepare for beforehand. You have to take a lot of educated guesses in order to understand how to treat your partner right. And what your past partner enjoyed will not be the same as your current one. I guess I'm making it seem like it's a lot of hard work, but it kind of is... However when it's worth it, you don't look at it that way. If you want to It's fun to learn someone, especially when they keep you on your toes.

Redditors Disclose The Biggest Mistakes People Make In Relationships| thumbnail text - - Cipher_Error404 6 days ago Ignoring blazing red flags. Like holy hell, my ex had some and I gave them the benifit of the doubt. And I ignored them. I dumped his ass when it all came to light 55 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Redditors Reveal The Dumbest Reason They Dumped Someone

Cutting off a relationship is a big move, you would think people choose very wisely when and for what reason they dump someone. Alas, we are all humans, and sometimes we just dump people for the most obscene reasons. What are you going to do if you suddenly see your partner in a different way? What is all attraction got deleted by seeing them in a certain light? Dumping can be harsh... but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Redditors Reveal The Dumbest Reason They Dumped Someone| - xtombstone 3 years ago I had a really bad day at school & she refused to play 8- ball with me & I was fed up with it. 2 Share ...
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Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband

Some people are gifted with clean PG-13 humor, while others need a little more raunchiness to get them to actually laugh out loud. Personally, I think I might still be in the 4th grade because a simple poop or fart joke will send me soaring. This lovely woman on Quora shared how her dirty sense of humor ended up being the exact reason she met her husband. So hey, maybe it's okay to be immature sometimes, as long as you can find someone who's equally childish.

Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband| Thumbnail text - - Relationship Advice Dating Advice Dating and Relationships / What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? 2 Answer a Follow · 24 8 Request 00
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Redditors Reveal Unexpected Ways They Started Dating

They always say don't look for a relationship, because it doesn't happen when you're actively looking. But dang what kind of motivation is that? Oh did you say you want a boyfriend? Don't do anything at all. Wait for him to find you. Just make sure you look amazing every time you leave the house and everything should be great. In the end, it's probably a healthy medium that works the best, don't ruin your life trying to get into a relationship, but remain healthily open to the possibility.

Redditors Reveal Unexpected Ways They Started Dating| thumbnail text - - DetectiveGurlKudo 1 year ago He puked at a carnival after riding the spaceship ride and I spent the rest of the day looking after him. Dated for 4+ years. 252 Share ...
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Boyfriend Appreciation Memes For Those Obsessed With Their Man

If you have a boyfriend, congratulations on finding someone you like enough to make your bae. Shoutout to the guy who makes you feel safe loved, and beautiful all the time—and if he doesn't, then it might be time to find yourself a new one. But it's not always flowers and rainbows, and even though he may drive you crazy sometimes, you love him anyway. These memes articulate what words can't and might be just the thing you need to show your special man how much you appreciate him. Valentines Day might be over, but showing your love is a year-long celebration, right?

relatable boyfriend memes for the love addicts | thumbnail text - when he's showing you a meme you saw three weeks ago but you love his excitement so you pretend when he's showing you a meme you saw three weeks ago but you love his excitement so you pretend
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People Tweet Their Most Brutal Rejection Stories

Rejection in life is unavoidable. Unfortunately, one cannot simply reject rejection, though wouldn't that be nice? Rejection builds character. It teaches you about yourself, as well as the people around you, and it pushes you to fight harder for the things you want. See? It isn't all bad. But it sure can be humiliating. Sometimes unbearable... but like I said, totally normal!

People Tweet Their Most Brutal Rejection Stories| Thumbnail text -Space Pope Taylor @DaSpa... · Nov 10, 2019 I had a goth girl in middle school reject me with a •.. letter written in blood 13 27 25 590
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Sixteen Times People Had No Choice But To Ditch Their Date

Dating is a huge risk. Especially with all of these dating apps, you never know who you're about to share a meal with. They could be rude with the waiter, or even worse, flirt with them. Sometimes the date ends up being more than just awkward, and you realize its not going anywhere good. In such cases you're left with very few choices, and staying there is just not in the cards.

Times People Had No Choice But To Ditch Their Date| thumbnail text - - titlejunk 5 years ago He was 45 minutes late, got mad that another guy had started chatting me up at the bar while I waited, then proceeded to tell me about the hidden satanic messages in the opening ceremony of the Olympics. 284 Give Award Share Report Save
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Waiters Expose the Most Awkward Dates They Unfortunately Witnessed

As a waiter, you get an intimate view of a lot of different relationships. You might witness a proposal, a birthday, a big new job announcement, the options are limitless. It's a beautiful thing, to be able to partake in so many joyful occasions. However, waiters don't get to pick and choose, they're there for the good stuff as well as everything else. At least they get paid.

Waiters Expose the Most Awkward Dates They Unfortunately Witnessed| Thumbnail text - Ashley_42 11 days ago 2 4 e 8 S A teenage couple sharing an ice cream and holding hands very awkwardly. After they finished the ice cream they kept talking about their - very adventurous - sexual fantasies. They were around 14 years old. Super awkward to have to interrupt them to ask if they want anything else. 1 14.5k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life

When you really think about your love life, there is probably a lot to make fun of. Think about the times you made a fool of yourself because you were so into someone. Or the times you didn't realize someone was flirting with you. It's all so human, and hilarious. There's are lot of things that people get better at the more they do it, but I'm not sure if dating is one of those things. That's might be what makes it such a thrill though.

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life| Thumbnail text - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Dating Nightmares Which Made People Grateful They Stayed Single

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text - - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...
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Redditors Present Times They Were Inexplicably Attracted To Someone

Love altogether in general inexplicable. Attraction falls right under the same rules. You can try to tell yourself what your 'type' is and what your 'icks' are, but really most of the time the reason we fall for someone is beyond us. Perhaps it's simply not that deep. Maybe it's not his sense of humor or his caring gestures, rather it's his jean length and the way he scratches his head.

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People Confess Their Most Inappropriate Crushes

Crushes are harmless, right? I mean, if someone is genuinely interested in pursuing things with someone would they still refer to them as their 'crush'? It was definitely a phrase that was passed around much more often in grade school. But I suppose adults still get crushes, and then the only difference is they can actually marry their crush, like even that day if they were feeling it.

People Expose Their Most Inappropriate Crushes| Thumbnail text - All my local fireman. My mother quoted at age 4 before went on Girl Scout tour local fire department going make firemen leave their wives Peak my confidence.
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