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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Funnier Than Men

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women from the past seven days, because let's face it, we could all use a break from the news. The funny women of Twitter know how to bring a smile to our faces by making fun of life's ups and downs, and we're grateful for it. Scroll through this batch of funny women tweets for the jokes only women can tell, and then check out last week's funniest women tweets if you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - limp brittzkit @Brittymigs ... Bathing suit companies these days are like "Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don't do that :/" 7:29 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,362 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 34.5K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Have More Sass Than Sense

Everyone knows that women are funnier than men; we don't need to convince you. But just in case you forget this blindingly obvious fact, we like to remind you each week by compiling a list of some of the funniest women's tweets we came across. Funny women tweets are gifts that keep on giving and a reminder that women are f*cking hilarious. Twitteris the perfect platform for funny women to show off their talents, whether they're ranting about men, relationships, kids, and everything in between. Scroll through this week's funny dose of women, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Had Us Howling

Twitter is a fun ol' place to hang out; it's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. No one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. Each week we collect some of the funniest tweets written by women that we've come across and serve them to you on a plate, with a side serving of sass. Scroll through these funny women's tweets and then check out last week's funniest women tweets for a further helping of entertainment thanks to women's humor.





funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 12:52 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14.5K Retweets 196 Quote Tweets 147.5K Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. That's why Tweeting about it can be a great (and cheap) form of therapy, as well as a way to get as much sympathy as you can from fellow parents. Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. And you can enjoy last week's funniest parenting tweets when you're done with these.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May 21, 2021)

Life is pretty hectic, so the few moments of peace we get without our phones to think about the universe and everything that goes on around us are pretty valuable. These moments of solitude, whether they happen in the shower, waiting for the train, or while we're waiting for the kettle to boil, can reveal some true gems. We call them 'shower thoughts.' Each week we collect the top shower thoughts in one handy list for you, giving you the most remarkable philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.




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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May14, 2021)

The average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of ideas, considering most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. But occasionally, one of them will be a rare gem of intellect, which can become a life-changing revelation. Each week we collect the best of those epiphanies for you in our weekly Top Shower Thoughts collection. This week's collection is as profound as ever, and when you're done scrolling through, you can check out last week's as well.


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Catman666muneyman 1 day ago Your eyes are never actually off. All do is use eyelids as curtains but your eyes are always seeing. you
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Being a parent is stressful, but suddenly it becomes a lot more bearable if you've got a good sense of humor. The funny dads of Twitter inspire us on our parenting journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) as they take fatherhood with a pinch of salt, some healthy cynicism, and a whole lot of humor. This week's funniest dad tweets will have you rolling your eyes but also laughing (mainly on the inside) at the corny dad jokes. And here are last week's hilarious dad tweets, which will have you doing the same.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May 7, 2021)

If you've ever had a lightbulb moment that's blown you away, or a stroke of genius that made you question whether or not you might be the next Einstein, then you might have had a Shower Thought. These are the brainwaves of the average Joe which, once released into the world, change humanity forever. Each week we bring you the top shower thoughts the world has had over the past seven days and this week's haul is as profound as ever. And here are last weeks in case you missed them.




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/TuesdayRiot42 4 days ago When you are a teenager you hide things like sex or drinking from your parents. When you are a parent you hide things like sex or drinking from your kids.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are back with their hilarious quips, complaints, and observations about life. From relationships to work to parenting and everything in between, they've got an opinion on it, and you can bet it's a funny one. Each week, we compile some of the funniest tweets from women we saw over the last seven days, and we're grateful to them for keeping us amused as they vent about life. And when you're done laughing at this compilation, head over to last week's funniest women tweets which are equally entertaining.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 30, 2021)

Did you know that the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day? That's a sh*t ton of thinking, so statistically, most of those thoughts are likely to be subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Each week we bring you the top weekly Shower Thoughts, which I can never work out if it's pure genius or pure stupidity. Either way, shower thoughts are certainly something to get your brain juices flowing.


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/batarcher98 5 days ago If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 28, 2021)

Ladies, if I told you to list five things that piss you off about men, I have no doubt you'd be able to give me 55 without batting an eyelid, right? Because it seems like at their very core, men are wired to drive us crazy, so at the very least, we should be able to complain about them in peace. Enter, Twitter; the new-age playground where roasting takes place left, right, and center. When the female wrath is unleashed in all its force, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' truly comes to life. The result? Pure comedy gold. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where, as usual, the women of Twitter are on full form with guns blazing and words that cut deep. Oh, and here are last week's women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten .. ... @Elanikitten the next time a sleazy guy asks for your phone number tell him you'll only give it to him if he also gives you his mom's number, so u can call her when he starts acting dn 3:17 AM · Apr 26, 2021 Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 67 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Welcome to your weekly haul of funniest tweets written by women. Each week we do the hard work for you by scouring Twitter for women's funny tweets, aka the gems of the internet. All you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling through this selection of sass, humor, and witty remarks from the women who never fail to brighten up our day. So, if you're having a bad day, scroll through these funny tweets for some light-hearted humor, and then check out last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. Funny women tweets are indeed the gift that keeps on giving.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)

The shower is a special time where you get to relax and think about all the things that you didn't have time for during your hectic day. God bless for shower time, am I right? A lot can happen during this time you spend alone, so naturally, insightful or strange thoughts that sometimes blow your mind. We document different shower thoughts on a weekly basis for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down for this week's wonderful batch, and let us know about your own shower thoughts in the comments. 




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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