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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Being a parent is stressful, but suddenly it becomes a lot more bearable if you've got a good sense of humor. The funny dads of Twitter inspire us on our parenting journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) as they take fatherhood with a pinch of salt, some healthy cynicism, and a whole lot of humor. This week's funniest dad tweets will have you rolling your eyes but also laughing (mainly on the inside) at the corny dad jokes. And here are last week's hilarious dad tweets, which will have you doing the same.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May 7, 2021)

If you've ever had a lightbulb moment that's blown you away, or a stroke of genius that made you question whether or not you might be the next Einstein, then you might have had a Shower Thought. These are the brainwaves of the average Joe which, once released into the world, change humanity forever. Each week we bring you the top shower thoughts the world has had over the past seven days and this week's haul is as profound as ever. And here are last weeks in case you missed them.




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/TuesdayRiot42 4 days ago When you are a teenager you hide things like sex or drinking from your parents. When you are a parent you hide things like sex or drinking from your kids.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are back with their hilarious quips, complaints, and observations about life. From relationships to work to parenting and everything in between, they've got an opinion on it, and you can bet it's a funny one. Each week, we compile some of the funniest tweets from women we saw over the last seven days, and we're grateful to them for keeping us amused as they vent about life. And when you're done laughing at this compilation, head over to last week's funniest women tweets which are equally entertaining.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 30, 2021)

Did you know that the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day? That's a sh*t ton of thinking, so statistically, most of those thoughts are likely to be subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Each week we bring you the top weekly Shower Thoughts, which I can never work out if it's pure genius or pure stupidity. Either way, shower thoughts are certainly something to get your brain juices flowing.


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/batarcher98 5 days ago If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 28, 2021)

Ladies, if I told you to list five things that piss you off about men, I have no doubt you'd be able to give me 55 without batting an eyelid, right? Because it seems like at their very core, men are wired to drive us crazy, so at the very least, we should be able to complain about them in peace. Enter, Twitter; the new-age playground where roasting takes place left, right, and center. When the female wrath is unleashed in all its force, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' truly comes to life. The result? Pure comedy gold. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where, as usual, the women of Twitter are on full form with guns blazing and words that cut deep. Oh, and here are last week's women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten .. ... @Elanikitten the next time a sleazy guy asks for your phone number tell him you'll only give it to him if he also gives you his mom's number, so u can call her when he starts acting dn 3:17 AM · Apr 26, 2021 Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 67 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Welcome to your weekly haul of funniest tweets written by women. Each week we do the hard work for you by scouring Twitter for women's funny tweets, aka the gems of the internet. All you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling through this selection of sass, humor, and witty remarks from the women who never fail to brighten up our day. So, if you're having a bad day, scroll through these funny tweets for some light-hearted humor, and then check out last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. Funny women tweets are indeed the gift that keeps on giving.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)

The shower is a special time where you get to relax and think about all the things that you didn't have time for during your hectic day. God bless for shower time, am I right? A lot can happen during this time you spend alone, so naturally, insightful or strange thoughts that sometimes blow your mind. We document different shower thoughts on a weekly basis for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down for this week's wonderful batch, and let us know about your own shower thoughts in the comments. 




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 16, 2021)

It's that time of the week where we present to you the top weekly shower thoughts that the nation has come up with over the past seven days. These are the strokes of genius that the average Joe has come up with in the shower, waiting for the bus, or spacing out during a work meeting. Not convinced? Scroll through for some philosophical genius and then check out last weeks top shower thoughts for some more incredible lightbulb moments.  



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 12, 2021)

Each week, the funny women of Twitter manage to brighten our day with their humor, sass, banter. Being able to condense their witty observations about the world into 280 characters or less is a skill that we are grateful for, so we compile them in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's if you missed them because you can never have too many funny women tweets in your life.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 9, 2021)

It's that time of the week again to scroll through the top philosophical insights that our fellow humans have come up with over the past seven days. That's right; it's this week's top shower thoughts, aka, a deep dive into the average Joe's mind. It's the best of this generation's attempts to philosophize and ponder and possibly giving you some lightbulb moments along the way, which may or may not inspire you.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Both men and women put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and each one thinks the other is a little bit more annoying than themselves. But if we're honest — and we always are with you — men win, hands down. And women know it, which is why they can tweet about it so well. Welcome to your weekly batch of women roasting men tweets, where women unleash all their pent-up frustration on the men in their lives. Twitter is the place to be when it comes to seeing a ruthless roasting, and no one does it better than women. 



funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes
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