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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

Welcome to your weekly serving of Twitter's funniest women. These are the ladies who know how to succinctly share their quick wit with the world to brighten your day. Each week, we scour the internet for these gems, and each week we never fail to be impressed. Funny women and Twitter; name a more iconic duo!



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 29, 2020)

Each week we scroll through the world wide web — OK fine, just Twitter— to find you the funniest parenting tweets. These 280 character nuggets of gold contain the best parenting rants, quips, complaints, and advice you'll find. And the best part? You don't even have to search for them; we've done the hard part for you. Enjoy this selection of funny parenting tweets, which are as amusing as the last.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 27, 2020)

Each week we collect the top weekly shower thoughts to give you the stimulation you need to keep your brain juices flowing. These are the most profound, in-depth insights from our generation's sharpest minds and the ideas that will blow your mind. OK, fine, that's a slight exaggeration. These are just the passing thoughts people had while taking a shower, sitting on the toilet, waiting for a bus, or spacing out on a bad date. But philosophers have to start somewhere. Right? So it might as well be in Shower Thoughts...

this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Po1sonator 5 days ago If women had ball sacks the make up industry would have tons of creams and smoothing lotions for it.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter are the perfect pair. Like a glass of wine with The Bachelor. Or heartbreak and ice cream. So each week, we scour the internet for the funniest tweets written by women so that if you're having a bad day, you can scroll through these for some light-hearted humor. And then, you can look through last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 20, 2020)

Each week we compile the top weekly shower thoughts and share these philosophical insights with you. These are the observations, ideas, and musings of this generation's most remarkable and greatest minds (aka, the average Joe). They will either blow your mind or make you roll your eyes. Scroll through this week's top shower thoughts and decide for yourself.



this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/therealgold55 3 days ago 2 3 Having to knock loudly on a door more than once is one of the most underratedly uncomfortable things out there
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 16, 2020)

Our weekly list of 'Funniest Women Tweets' is always a winner. How could it not be when we collect some of the funniest female minds out there and compile them all in one handy list for you? The women of Twitter are the perfect blend of hilarious, witty, and snarky, and this week's haul is no different from all the others. Welcome to this week's funniest quips by the brilliant women on Twitter.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Karen Chee @karencheee I'm not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I'm just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus 6:34 PM Nov 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 153 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.1K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 6, 2020)

Welcome to this week's collection of the best Shower Thoughts our fellow humans have come up with over the past seven days. Delve deep into the average Joe's minds for some philosophical insights that will most likely, not inspire you. Here are this week's top shower thoughts



this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Nerva756 3 days ago At some point in your life the gossip goes from which couples are having sex to which aren't.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J. Like macaroni and cheese. Like salt and pepper. OK, enough of the food analogies, you get the point... they go together well. They're partners in crime. And each week, we bring you the funniest women tweets we came across over the past seven days. This week's haul is as good as the last, and the one before that because funny women with a Twitter account will always be a treat.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 6, 2020)

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts for you to ponder over. These are the nuggets of wisdom that the average Joe has come up with while standing in the shower, sitting on the toilet, or walking the dog, just thinking about life and their own existence. We love sharing them with you because everyone deserves to have access to the greatest minds of this generation. Because who needs Voltaire, Socrates and Plato, when you have shower thoughts?






this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Caranthiir 6 days ago When you catch people having sex in a weird place its trashy. When they tell you its considered funny.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 2, 2020)

Twitter is a place for funny people to gather and throw their jokes around as they subconsciously battle to win first place as the funniest tweeter that week. And no one's musings are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their life observations in 280 characters or less. With that said, here is this week's roundup of the funniest tweets written by women for you to scroll through. And last week's provide some great entertainment for when you're done with these.



funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (October 30, 2020)

TGIF! The weekend is almost upon us, which means it's time to switch our brains off and forget about work. Finally, we have the space to think about other, more important things, like the meaning of life and what the point of all of it is. Allow yourself to ponder life's big questions, whether you're standing waiting for your coffee, spacing out in the shower, or sitting on the toilet staring into space. And in the meantime, here are this week's top shower thoughts to get your brain juices flowing, inspiring your own deep and profound nuggets of wisdom

this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/spursjosh06 1 day ago 2 2 2 3 VOT 2 Humans are the only animal smart enough to be able to be dumb and still survive.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 28, 2020)

When you were a kid and a boy was mean to you at school, it meant he had a crush on you. Or so our moms led us to believe. So here's a theory: when women roast men on Twitter, is that the adult version of playground hair-pulling? Is it just our way of saying "we like you"? Or, was that whole narrative a myth, and boys pulled our hair simply because they didn't like us. And women roast men on Twitter simply because they are annoying and they deserve it? Probably. Who knows. But, we love reading women roasting men on Twitter because they are funny every single time. Here are the funniest ones we found this week, and here are last week's in case you missed them.



funny women roasting men tweets from last week | thumbnail Text - tallie @talliesinyoung here is your sunday afternoon reminder that he is lying to you
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

Each week, we scour Twitter and compile some of the funniest female musings we found over the past seven days. We like to think of it as paying homage to the epic women who make the internet whole and who fill our days with laughter. Enjoy this week's haul of funniest tweets written by women, and then check out the last lot in case you missed it.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (October 23, 2020)

Did you know that the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day? Me neither, but that's a heck of a lot of ideas. Although most of them are subconscious, some are pretty intentional, and we like to share the greatest ones that people had with you each week. Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts, where we share an insight into the average Joe's mind, revealing some of today's greatest philosophical insights.



this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted byu/MysterEthan Rocket Like Silver2 I'll Drink to That Excited2 Ally Since Adam and Eve were never kids, imagine they were probably horrified when their kid’s teeth started falling out for no reason
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