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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The well-known adage, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman armed with a Twitter account," has neven been more accurate. And this week's collection of women roasting men on Twitter are here to prove it. We've scoured the internet for the funniest tweets of women unleashing all their fury onto men, and they're as brutal as ever. And when you're done with these, here's some more to keep you entertained!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

Relationships - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And if you're living with one, you can bet someone is going through the same frustrations that you are. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we came across, collected, and put in a handy list for you to scroll through and relate hard. And when you're done, here are some more. You're welcome!


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 14, 2020)

Women are great, aren't they? Especially when they're funny, and more specifically, when they're funny on Twitter. Airing your grievances, woes, gripes, and rants, all in a sarcastic 280 character tweet, is bound to induce a chuckle or two, and we live for that. On that note, here are this week's funniest tweets by women for you to scroll through. And here are some more for when you've finished.




 

funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days. It's all fun and games being in love until your partner drives you so crazy that you have to vent about them to the world on Twitter. Can't live with them, can't live without them, eh? Then, there's the single folk out there who are happily unattached and not getting frustrated by anyone. The grass is always greener. Anyway, enjoy these twitter gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 29, 2020)

In case you've been having a hard week, know that there are people out there who have had it worse. Some people have been busy figuring out the meaning of life, the universe, and our existence, all from their showers' comfort. Yes, that's right, we're back with this week's top shower thoughts, and they're as deep as ever. Check them out, and when you're done, head over to last week's gems and expose yourself to even more philosophical genius. 

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | shower thought about foods going stale and soft | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sterlingowl Foods are supposed be hard e. crunchy/crispy) turn soft stale. Foods are supposed be soft turn hard stale.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 24, 2020)

The funny women of Twitter are back with your weekly haul of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Twitter's funny women never fail to brighten up our day with their reflections on life and to be honest, it's the Monday motivation you all need. Please pull up a chair, enjoy these gems, and then scroll through last week's list if you missed it.

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about moms holding their boobs up and dropping them onto your knees | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry If don't hold boobs their original position before letting them drop and rest on knees while sighing loudly every day are even mom anywhere? 9:16 PM Aug 22, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 22, 2020)

Your weekly catch of the best Shower Thoughts is as good as ever and provides the usual insight into the mind of the Average Joe. I'm always torn between deciding whether it's pure genius or pure stupidity, but it's certainly something to get your brain juices flowing. So scroll through, educate yourself (unlikely), and then check out last week's haul in case you missed it.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Chaosxmanticore15 4 days ago Harry Potter fine sending his children school where he almost died every year
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, and as usual, they don't disappoint. From telling us the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. And here's last week's haul in case you missed them. 

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 13, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you the most profound and philosophical thoughts that your fellow humans had while in the shower. Yes, that's right; it's this week's top shower thoughts. Please scroll through and be blown away by the simultaneous genius and stupidity, and then check out last weeks, just in case you missed them.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic shower thought about how we were once equally sperm and egg | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ThisCityWantsMeDead 4 days ago all have preconceived" view ourselves as having been just sperm at some point, but were also egg exact same extent.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 10 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest women's tweets, to brighten your day with some female humor. Because women, twitter, and humor go together like peanut butter, jelly, and soft white bread. Aka, perfection. Sit back grab a cup of your favorite beverage and scroll through these gems. 

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about spider having too much food in its web | Tessa Strain @tessastrain Ok spider who lives outside my bedroom window and whose web survived TROPICAL STORM has about dozen tiny flies and beetle 3x its size trapped its web, and sorry but no way are going be able eat all
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 6, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the top Shower Thoughts as voted by the people of Reddit from this week. These may not be the most intellectual realizations, but goddamnit, they are the most profound — sort of.

And in case you missed last week's deepest philosophical insights, here they are

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic explaining 5 body glitches |r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/awesumsingh 3 days ago Our body has 5 glitch modes: rubbing eye too much, peeing after orgasming, standing up too fast, someone tickling funny spot and banging pinky toe against an object
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

Each week we bring you some of the funniest Tweets we found written by women and there's never any shortage. Why? Because women are hilarious, that's why! But you knew that... so, here are this week's funniest women on Twitter, and here is last week's haul, in case you missed them.

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about
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Best 'Top Weekly Shower Thoughts' From The First Half Of 2020

The first half of 2020 has been a whirlwind of events that have changed the course of history forever. As with all transformation comes great thinking, which is not just done by the scholars among us. Sometimes it's the average Joe who comes up with the most brilliant ideas, many of which are thought up in the shower. We've compiled the best Shower Thoughts from the first half of 2020, to remind you of what's gone on over the past six months and why it's important to write things down. Enjoy scrolling through what is essentially a memoir of 2020 so far. 

best shower thoughts from the first half of 2020 - cover picture neuroscience is the study of the brain by the brain
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (June 26, 2020)

The average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thoughts. And while some of them might be somewhat intelligent, most of them are subconscious nonsense that we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe. 

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts on Reddit cover image of shower thought about statistics and the earth | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ZachAttack6089 2 days ago 's really, really easy misrepresent statistics however want example, Earth has billions more deaths than all other planets solar system combined, and 's also only planet with knee-high socks.
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