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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - misty @skedaddle74 If you'd like to know what a chainsaw dipped in jello sounds like you can ask my husband, he snores like one. 5:18 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 29 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Evaleenora 4 days ago 5 5 Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes "first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that" 9:58 PM Mar 15, 2021 from Tucson, AZ Twitter for iPhone 1,253 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Adrian ... @adrianmyreality So many women wanting a man who could find the clit, I'm just looking for one that will vacuum the house once a week. 2:38 AM - Mar 11, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 222 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - anya .. @veryanya [eating probiotic yogurt while on antibiotics] okay now battle 5:47 AM Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28.1K Retweets 909 Quote Tweets 327.7K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.

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Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text - My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.

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