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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories.

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stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."

Teachers of Reddit Reveal Stupid Reasons Children Were Tattletales

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reddit thread of moments men realized girls aren't into them - cover pic story about girl ghosting guy at a baseball game date | DangerDan127 2.2k points 11 hours ago My second date with girl braves baseball game. She told she on way and were going meet there. Once there got no more responses and she deleted off everything.

Men Reveal 'This Girl Is Definitely Not Into Me' Realization Moments

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people reveal their most disgusting secrets - cover pic story about kicking pig eyeball under cabinet during biology class and never telling anyone | _kolibrii 7.8k points 6 hours ago biology class were dissecting pigs eyeball and my hand slipped and eyeball fell on floor and being extremely lazy kicked under cabinet and lay there 2 years until someone finally found .

People Reveal Their Most Disgusting Secrets

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redditers reveal non-sexual things that feel sexual - cover pic describing sexual tension when someone leans over your shoulder to look at computer screen | chestyCough94 16.7k points 13 days ago If on pc/laptop, somebody leaning over shoulder look at screen with close proximity faces can feel awkwardly sexual.

People Reveal 'Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very Sexual'

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men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.

Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

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things men find hard to reveal to women - cover pic about men listening to what you say and then forgetting 5 minutes later | shambollix 13.7k points 23 hours ago is entirely possible listen everything say, understand all and still forget 5 minutes later especially under pressure.

Men Of Reddit Reveal Hardest Thing To Explain To Women

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questions to the opposite sex - cover pic asking about pierced nipples leaking when you breastfeed | flamingoman 1.9k points 11 hours ago Girls, if have pierced nipples then have kid, does milk come out like sprinkler head or through original channel like hose.

Questions For The Opposite Sex That You Wouldn’t Say IRL: A Reddit Thread

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people describing what happened when they woke up mid-surgery - cover pic story "I panicked and slapped the nurse. She slapped me back. Then they put me back under."

People Reveal Stories Of Waking Up Mid-Surgery

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girls share the worst things about being a guy - cover pic describing how annoying it is to have out of control boners | 10daisy9 2.6k points 18 hours ago Honestly, men's genitals seem be pretty out control their brains stories hear. Like random boner does not sound pleasant, especially everyone would tease

Girls' Opinions On The Worst Part Of Being A Guy

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redditors reveal what happened when their parents walked in on them having sex - cover pic not my parents but her parents. I yelled out loud "we were westling". Very awkwar

Redditors Reveal: People Whose Parents Walked In On Them Having Sex

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employees reveal stupidest things seen in job applications - cover image had someone put down "Jesus" for a reference

Employers Reveal Stupidest Answers Seen On Job Applications

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Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving Hospital - cover pic somebody lit up a cigarette with nasal cannular on and lit their face on fire | CRRT93 66 points 2 hours ago Somebody lit up cigarette no smoking area) with nasal cannula on, and lit their face on fire. Had come right back into ER.

Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving

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real stories of the worst things people experienced during sex - cover image while having sex an elderly woman asked if we were ok

Worst Things People Experienced During Sex

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things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.

Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life

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people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes

Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves

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funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."

Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

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