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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.

Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life
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people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes

Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves
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funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."

Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers
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Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi

Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread
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people reveal coma stories cover photo person explaining what it's like to be in a coma | ManiacMando 5.2k points 23 hours ago hit by car 5years old. Ended up with toxic shock syndrome and went into coma 4 months just remember some very weird 'dreams which can still recall vividly 26 years later. Someone mentioned something about visiting another realm, and thats pretty close mark.

People Reveal What It's Like To Be In A Coma
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Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Their Weddings Cover Photo Example Of Bad Wedding | toxictribe 33.1k points 17 hours ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late her own wedding. Southern California an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants get married her yoga outfit groom shut down and she refused change her clothes groom decided leave her looking stupid and they never got married.

Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Weddings
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people recall memorable strangers askreddit encounter | GerCop 24 points 2 hours ago Once little girl (around 6-7) years old came into our precinct and confessed she had cheated on her math test and ready go jail colleague mine explained her situation and she won't go jail colleague made her hot chocolate and called her parents so they could pick up their daughter. Bless innocent dumb children.

People Recall Memorable Strangers They've Encountered
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stupid questions people reddit funny | 7empestipated 7.7k points 15 hours ago born significantly deaf once asked Do deaf babies know sign language they're born?

Stupidest Questions People Have Been Asked
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truth or dare askreddit reveal nsfw games | LinhOrcutt 71 points 8 hours ago jumped 20 stairs almost 3 meters height think stupid tore ligament knee.

People Reveal How Far They've Gone In Truth Or Dare
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askreddit people reality delusional out of touch crazy | stormy-darklordofall 13.3k points 2 days ago Had friend who insisted she relationship with C-list celebrity whom she met once during comic convention. All celebrity's Instagram and twitter posts were her and everything had meaning behind celebrity got married, she said just media so she and celebrity could live quiet life he didn't do anything her birthday, she had breakdown. She went therapy not long after.

People Reveal Most 'Out Of Touch With Reality' Moments They Witnessed In Others
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people share stories coworkers boss manager real askreddit | litkat16 16.5k points 16 hours ago had manager once who dumped trash on my desk my third day there. She said remind taking out trash part my job description wasn't research assistant at mortgage firm

People Share Real Stories Of Their Worst Coworkers
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askreddit confused items mistake hands items funny | garlicbreaddick2 22.3k points 1 day ago writing while drinking coke ended up stabbing myself face with pencil spilled ice cubes

Mistakes People Made When They Confused Things They Were Holding In Their Hands
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reddit cheap expensive brands comparisons off brand askreddit | ThisIsCody_ 272 points 20 days ago Milk WalMart looking at milk and an old man stopped He said he retired dairy industry. He told same milk plant same cows, fills different colored cartons same batch. He tapped his nose and winked and said s all same shit.

Redditors Reveal The Brands Much Cheaper Than Expensive Originals
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askreddit wisdom life advice pearls lessons | Dutch_Midget 17 points 9 hours ago Just because can, doesn't mean should

Redditors Share Their Best Piece Of Advice From Life
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boss fired askreddit stories nsfw lawsuit people | GrumpyScapegoat 1.4k points 4 days ago used math prove their superior severely my boss had underestimated turnover 3+ years row, costing ton money and labor issues. One day earlier boss had screamed at my team until his face went purple, making huge spectacle front entire floor gist were colluding against company by handful us) electing not renew our contracts. Came back with graphs and maths, baby. He demoted and transferred out couple weeks la

People Reveal How They Got Their Toxic Bosses Fired
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askreddit wrong room funny right nsfw awkward | -HarpyEagle 3 points 3 hours ago edited 1 hour ago walked into my so called form room saying "whats kickinz little chickenz" and there were whole group older students taking an exam with their teacher just staring at Slowly closed door and heard them hysterically laughing. And right there kids is why have social anxiety and never talk other humans gnight everyone.

People Disclose Their 'This Is Definitely Not The Right Room' Stories
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