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men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.

Men Reveal The Things Which Really Make Them Feel Manly

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parents who tried to teach their kids life lessons but it backfired | thumbnail Text - pedantic_dullard 611 points · 2 years ago As good people, we taught our kids that littering isn't nice. As humans, we also let some curse words fly in front of them. We were at our city's 4th of July celebration when the oldest was 4. We were walking around and someone tossed their trash on the ground. Captain Litterbug flew into action, picked up the trash and yelled, "Hey asshole, you dropped this," while t

Parents Who Had Life Lessons They Taught Their Kids Backfire In Their Faces

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People reveal what happened after their friend turned them on by mistake | thumbnail Text - davidjschloss 1.7k points · 3 days ago I came back from freshman year college to visit high school and walked into the auditorium, where an incredibly cute girl I was friends with saw me, stopped what she was doing and literally ran up the aisle and jumped into my arms to hug me. Plot twist: married 26 years and have a son.

People Reveal Aftermath Of Friends Turning Them On By Mistake

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moments people realized their youth was over | thumbnail Text - bobs_aspergers 168 points · 13 days ago I pulled a muscle in my jaw from yawning. It was severe enough I had to go to the doctor and he gave me muscle relaxers.

Moments People Realized They Weren't Young Anymore

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people give advice to single father raising daughter | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/OwMyFeelingsHurt 11 months ago What advice can you provide to a single father that is raising a daughter by himself? Answered Just a little background: I'm a 30 year old single male and recently my best friend and his wife both passed away due to a collision with a drunk driver.

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Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines cover pic | storme9 4 points 6 hours ago Catwoman Batman don't owe these people anymore given them everything without penis."

Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines

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unsaid rules couples follow in relationship with no questions asked - cover pic | TheDanishThede If the cat is on your lap, you can ask your partner to do or get stuff for you, no questions asked.

Unsaid Rules People Follow With Their SO, No Questions Asked

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awkward moments from teachers and students who forgot to turn off the mic during virtual learning | Obelisk5492 192 points 2 hours ago student, and my teacher talking his wife at first. Pretty normal right? Well, she leaves then he gets on phone and says Yeah honey, my wife just left, wanna come over entire class went batshit bro.

Most Awkward 'Forgot To Turn Off The Mic During Virtual Learning' Stories

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worst pieces of advice to give to a virgin for their first time - cover pic | nickmuscle if they're a guy: go fast! For a girl: use your teeth

Worst Advice To Give To A Virgin For Their First Time

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stories from surgeons about that "oh shit" moments | seeing_red415 14.4k points 4 days ago doing corneal transplant had oh shit" moment. During surgery cut off patient's own cornea and replace with new donor cornea. During moment host cornea off but before could get new one on, there's literally nothing on front eye except tear film and aqueous humor. Anyway patient takes moment start vomiting reason tell everyone skip food and drink is so they don't aspirate case they throw up. This patient lie

Surgeons Reveal Their "Oh Sh*t" Moments

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reddit thread of awkward parts of sex no one talks about - cover pic couple in bed "awkwardly shuffling over to the tissues at the side of the bed when you're done"

Awkward Parts Of Sex No One Really Talks About: Reddit Thread

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reddit thread of what would be in a 2020 museum gift shop - cover pic describing fun things that would all be cancelled and only return half the money | jellyfishrunner 172 points 1 day ago Lots really exciting things, like vouchers skydives, holidays etc. But once buy get an email rescheduling one month on, every month, until 's cancelled, and get half money back.

Redditors Reveal: What Would Be in The Museum of 2020

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Reddit thread of tiny things that happen which ruin peoples day - cover pic wet socks "stepping in water or any liquid with socks on"

Redditers Reveal Tiny Things Which Instantly Ruin Their Day

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things women find attractive in men that men don't think are attractive about themselves - cover pic woman saying she prefers men who are shy over flirty | Ms-laughs--lot 2.5k points 2 days ago think lot guys think they have be all smooth and flirty with women but personally find awkward, shy dorkiness super adorable and attractive !

Qualities Women Find Attractive In Men, Which Men Don't Like About Themselves

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worst text messages to wake up to - cover pic "You're famous now but not in a good way"

The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

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stories from marriage counselors of stupidest reasons couples made appointments - cover pic story about pimp and sex worker having relationship issues | holtsm7 13.8k points 4 days ago edited 3 days ago pimp and one his sex workers scheduled session see because they were having jealousy issues. They were legally married and he unhappy with she couldn't "leave work at work Best. Couple. Ever.

Marriage Counselors Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Made Appointments

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