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best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text - odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.

Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option| thumbnail text - yawnandshrug · 2d 33 Awards She was texting me to tell me about her standards for men which were pretty high. That's fine. But I didn't like all the spelling mistakes she was making. G Reply 1 3.4k 3

Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option

toxic social media platforms | thumbnail text - tmptsitwm · 7h Twitter is like opening a door to a room where everyone is just shouting at each other.

People Debate Which Social Media Platform Is The Most Toxic

People Reveal The Breakups That Left Them Totally Baffled | thumbnail text - hi-i-am-new-here · 4d Someone broke up with me in the middle of a lake on a paddle board. "I don't think it's working right now". Why would you wait until you're in the middle of the lake on a two person paddle board.

People Reveal The Brutal Breakups That Left Them Totally Baffled

Things People Used To Hate As Kids But Love As Adults| thumbnail text - Haikuna_Matata • 4h Vegetables. All of them. Turns out it was my mother's cooking that was bad. 6 Reply 4 60 3 ...

Things People Used To Hate As Kids But Love As Adults

dumb things men did to prove their "manhood" - thumbnail ext - SayNoToStim 2.2k points · 9 hours ago Remember that solar eclipse we had a while ago? Like 3 ish years ago? Yeah an idiot that I know thought he was tough enough to stare at it

Most Ridiculous Things Men Did To 'Prove Their Manhood'

Gay Men Disclose How They Really Feel About Boobs| thumbnail text - MarsNirgal • 10h 8 Awards Boobs are like tigers: interesting to watch behind a barrier, but I don't want them released on my face. G Reply 4 11k 3 ...

Gay Men Disclose How They Really Feel About Boobs

people reveal the craziest things their ex spouses did after divorcing them | thumbnail text - TKHunsaker · 4d 4 3 2 My ex-wife told me I could leave my stuff in our house while I found somewhere else to stay. I assumed this was a good- will effort to keep things as amicable as possible between us. When I went to get my shit she had burned it all.

People Reveal Craziest Things Their Ex-Spouses Did To Them After Getting Divorced

The Weirdest DM's People Received That They Wish They Could Unsee| thumbnail text - Sloeman 11 hours ago I keep getting DMs from the Illuminati. I keep replying with pictures of geese. 232 Reply Share •..

The Weirdest DM's People Received That They Wish They Could Unsee

People Throw Out Things That Are Perfectly Legal, But Inherently Creepy| thumbnail text - RevolutionaryBasket7 · 5h Placing your hand on a pregnant woman's belly 6 Reply 1 19 3 ...

People Throw Out Things That Are Perfectly Legal, But Inherently Creepy

Women Disclose Moments They Called Out And Shut Down Misogynists| thumbnail text - brilliant-soul 8 hours ago My lil brother is suuuuuper misogynistic, and used to freak out at me when I didn't shave. I told him for years I'd shave when he did, considering his legs were hairier than mine. He never did take me up on that offer tho.... 4 Vote Reply Share •..

Women Disclose Moments They Called Out And Shut Down Misogynists

Girl Pawns Off Boyfriends Family Heirloom After She Suspects He's Cheating| thumbnai text- r/AmltheAsshole u/throwaway-helper38 · 9h 2 2 e 3 3 7 AITA for making daughter pay daughter's ex? Throwaway to keep this post away from my normal account

Girl Pawns Off Boyfriend's Family Heirloom After A Minor Disagreement

people reveal how their nightmare houseguests outstayed their welcome | thumbnail text - Instead of asking where the toilet paper is, they let their kid wipe his ass with our guest towels.

People Reveal Their Nightmare Houseguests Who Outstayed Their Welcome

Funny work email signature ideas | thumbnail text - javiazarphoto · 1d Bane I think the ultimate flex is signing your first name and nothing else. Steve Jobs' email signature was "Steve".

Show Them Who's Boss At Work Via These Very Assertive Email Signatures

Traits people hate | thumbnail text - an_ant_of_secrets · 1d 2 & 3 More People who just keep talking about themselves. They talk and talk and talk, they'll ask you a question and while you're mid- answer they will cut you off and start talking about themselves

Classic Traits Of The One Person That Everyone Hates

The moments people realized they were old | thumbnail text - rudebish · 23h young intern at work had no idea what a 3.5" floppy was when we found some as we were looking for some equipment...he was like "this is a weird looking coaster". WTE

The Exact Moments People Realized That They're Getting Old AF

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Girlfriend visits boyfriend on work trip, dumps him after he expects her to babysit niece so he can play football: 'He says that since he is letting me stay for free that I could spare a day to babysit'

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Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”