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The Weirdest Thing's Non-American's Heard American's Say| thumbnail text - stoopio-oh · 4d "Wow you speak American very well for a foreigner" Thanks lady, I'm Canadian and "American" is the only language I know

The Weirdest Things Non-American's Heard Americans Say

Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions| thumbnail text - boissondevin • 13h 13 Awards I don't want my damn refrigerator connected to the internet. It has one job. G Reply 1 22.4k 3

Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions

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People Reveal Craziest Things Unstable Exes Did To Them After Break Ups | thumbnail text - Frangie · 7y My ex went out of her way and became friends with my new girl at the time. What makes it even worse, they became best friends. I got the F out.

People Reveal Craziest Things Unstable Exes Did To Them After Break Ups

celebs people hate for no reason | thumbnail text - SheikhYabouti · 20h · edited 15h My girlfriends mother hates Ed Sheeran for no other reason than she thinks he would smell like shit. She gags at the sight of him.

Celebrities That People Hate For No Reason

Things That Are Not Actually As Sexy As They Seem| thumbnail text - lumierette • 1d 2 3 A 9 Awards Food play. That chocolate sauce may seem like a good idea but really it's just messy. G Reply 4 34.7k

Things That Are Not Actually As Sexy As They Seem

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Girl Tries To Guilt Roommate Into Letting A Random Couple Crash At Their Place For Free| thumbnail text - Posted by u/Mightychickenwing420 12 hours ago AITA for not wanting to help someone out by letting them crash at my place?

Girl Tries To Guilt Roommate Into Letting A Random Couple Crash At Their Place For Free

reddit thread about growing up | thumbnail text - tealambert · 2d We have food at home.

Hard-To-Swallow Pills About Growing Up That We Didn't Understand As Kids

Ladies Throw Out Their Most Satisfying 'I'm A Badass' Moments| thumbnail text - tkxb · 11h One time the farm animals broke free as I was about to leave for work. I told them they were all assholes and they better come back this minute and they did. 3 alpacas, a handful of goats and a herd of sheep came when I called. Vote Reply Share •..

Ladies Throw Out Their Most Satisfying 'I'm A Badass' Moments

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Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter| thumbnail text - Posted by u/qwrrtyuiopasdfgjl 7 hours ago AITA for including my ex's daughter in my life(sleepovers, vacation, etc)?

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter

People Throw Out Basic Things That People Turn Into Their Whole Personality| thumbnail text - AbigailLilac · 4h My Texas high school had a British club. I'm actually a British citizen, so I tried to join. Those people were nuts. They made Doctor Who and Sherlock their whole personalities. 4 3.6k Reply Share

People Throw Out Basic Things That People Turn Into Their Whole Personality

People Throw Out Subtle Things People Say That Are Obvious Red Flags| thumbnail text - - mywifemademegetthis · 6h "I'm brutally honest" or some other excuse to be an unbearable person. G Reply 4 620 3 ...

People Call Out Subtle Things They Hear That Are Obvious Red Flags

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What people are hiding in their gym bags | thumbnail text - Southern_Snowshoe · 9h The gym's equipment is just not up to my high standards, so I bring my own water, elastic resistance bands, 45-pound plates, and spin bike.

Funny Things People Are Hiding In Their Huge Gym Duffel Bags

funny ways to respond to what are we | thumbnail text - WinstonChurchillin · 9h "What are any of us, really?" (then look off in existential thought)

Cheeky Ways To Respond To 'What Are We' Instead Of Actually Defining The Relationship

best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text -  odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.

Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

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Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option| thumbnail text - yawnandshrug · 2d 33 Awards She was texting me to tell me about her standards for men which were pretty high. That's fine. But I didn't like all the spelling mistakes she was making. G Reply 1 3.4k 3

Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option

toxic social media platforms | thumbnail text - tmptsitwm · 7h Twitter is like opening a door to a room where everyone is just shouting at each other.

People Debate Which Social Media Platform Is The Most Toxic