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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Ladies Throw Out Their Most Satisfying 'I'm A Badass' Moments| thumbnail text - tkxb · 11h One time the farm animals broke free as I was about to leave for work. I told them they were all assholes and they better come back this minute and they did. 3 alpacas, a handful of goats and a herd of sheep came when I called. Vote Reply Share •..

Ladies Throw Out Their Most Satisfying 'I'm A Badass' Moments

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter| thumbnail text - Posted by u/qwrrtyuiopasdfgjl 7 hours ago AITA for including my ex's daughter in my life(sleepovers, vacation, etc)?

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter

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People Throw Out Basic Things That People Turn Into Their Whole Personality| thumbnail text - AbigailLilac · 4h My Texas high school had a British club. I'm actually a British citizen, so I tried to join. Those people were nuts. They made Doctor Who and Sherlock their whole personalities. 4 3.6k Reply Share

People Throw Out Basic Things That People Turn Into Their Whole Personality

What people are hiding in their gym bags | thumbnail text - Southern_Snowshoe · 9h The gym's equipment is just not up to my high standards, so I bring my own water, elastic resistance bands, 45-pound plates, and spin bike.

Funny Things People Are Hiding In Their Huge Gym Duffel Bags

best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text -  odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.

Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

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Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option| thumbnail text - yawnandshrug · 2d 33 Awards She was texting me to tell me about her standards for men which were pretty high. That's fine. But I didn't like all the spelling mistakes she was making. G Reply 1 3.4k 3

Pettiest Reasons People Decided Dating Someone Wasn't An Option

toxic social media platforms | thumbnail text - tmptsitwm · 7h Twitter is like opening a door to a room where everyone is just shouting at each other.

People Debate Which Social Media Platform Is The Most Toxic

People Reveal The Breakups That Left Them Totally Baffled | thumbnail text - hi-i-am-new-here · 4d Someone broke up with me in the middle of a lake on a paddle board. "I don't think it's working right now". Why would you wait until you're in the middle of the lake on a two person paddle board.

People Reveal The Brutal Breakups That Left Them Totally Baffled

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Things People Used To Hate As Kids But Love As Adults| thumbnail text - Haikuna_Matata • 4h Vegetables. All of them. Turns out it was my mother's cooking that was bad. 6 Reply 4 60 3 ...

Things People Used To Hate As Kids But Love As Adults

dumb things men did to prove their "manhood" - thumbnail ext - SayNoToStim 2.2k points · 9 hours ago Remember that solar eclipse we had a while ago? Like 3 ish years ago? Yeah an idiot that I know thought he was tough enough to stare at it

Most Ridiculous Things Men Did To 'Prove Their Manhood'

people reveal the craziest things their ex spouses did after divorcing them | thumbnail text - TKHunsaker · 4d 4 3 2 My ex-wife told me I could leave my stuff in our house while I found somewhere else to stay. I assumed this was a good- will effort to keep things as amicable as possible between us. When I went to get my shit she had burned it all.

People Reveal Craziest Things Their Ex-Spouses Did To Them After Getting Divorced

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People Throw Out Things That Are Perfectly Legal, But Inherently Creepy| thumbnail text - RevolutionaryBasket7 · 5h Placing your hand on a pregnant woman's belly 6 Reply 1 19 3 ...

People Throw Out Things That Are Perfectly Legal, But Inherently Creepy

Girl Pawns Off Boyfriends Family Heirloom After She Suspects He's Cheating| thumbnai text- r/AmltheAsshole u/throwaway-helper38 · 9h 2 2 e 3 3 7 AITA for making daughter pay daughter's ex? Throwaway to keep this post away from my normal account

Girl Pawns Off Boyfriend's Family Heirloom After A Minor Disagreement

Funny work email signature ideas | thumbnail text - javiazarphoto · 1d Bane I think the ultimate flex is signing your first name and nothing else. Steve Jobs' email signature was "Steve".

Show Them Who's Boss At Work Via These Very Assertive Email Signatures

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Traits people hate | thumbnail text -  an_ant_of_secrets · 1d 2 & 3 More People who just keep talking about themselves. They talk and talk and talk, they'll ask you a question and while you're mid- answer they will cut you off and start talking about themselves

Classic Traits Of The One Person That Everyone Hates

The moments people realized they were old | thumbnail text - rudebish · 23h young intern at work had no idea what a 3.5" floppy was when we found some as we were looking for some equipment...he was like "this is a weird looking coaster". WTE

The Exact Moments People Realized That They're Getting Old AF