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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People Reveal Their Most Disgusting Secrets

Everyone has secrets - it's what makes us human. But not all secrets are born equal. For some, their worst secret is that they stole a cookie from the jar when you were five-years-old. For others, it's that they murdered the cat next door. It's all relative. But a Reddit thread asking people to share their most disgusting secrets has proved that some people are truly messed up, and honestly, reading through some of these disturbing revelations makes me realize how boring my life is. 


people reveal their most disgusting secrets - cover pic story about kicking pig eyeball under cabinet during biology class and never telling anyone | _kolibrii 7.8k points 6 hours ago biology class were dissecting pigs eyeball and my hand slipped and eyeball fell on floor and being extremely lazy kicked under cabinet and lay there 2 years until someone finally found .
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People Reveal 'Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very Sexual'

Let me set the scene. You are having problems with your computer at work, and you call out in frustration for someone in the office to help you. A guy from the desk clump opposite jumps to the rescue and makes his way to your desk. You gesture for him to take your seat, but he insists on standing. He leans over your shoulder, peering at the screen, trying to figure out the issue. You've never given this guy much thought before, but suddenly, you notice how clear his skin is, how amazing he smells, and how crisp his white shirt is. He is five inches from your face, and you start the electricity is palpable. How has a seemingly innocent situation become so sexually charged

If you've ever been in a situation like that, let me reassure you that you're not alone. Redditors have been sharing all the moments in life where non-sexual things suddenly feel extremely sexual, and I'm shocked at how many of these resonate with me. Scroll through and make me feel better that I'm not alone?

redditers reveal non-sexual things that feel sexual - cover pic describing sexual tension when someone leans over your shoulder to look at computer screen | chestyCough94 16.7k points 13 days ago If on pc/laptop, somebody leaning over shoulder look at screen with close proximity faces can feel awkwardly sexual.
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Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

The world is split into two types of men: those who love taking bubble baths, lighting scented candles and talking about their feelings, and those who want to do all those things but would never admit to it. Society dictates that these types of things are "girly" and reserved only for women, but I say why shouldn't men be able to pamper themselves in the same way without being stigmatized? The men of Reddit thread are admitting to the "girliest" things they do, and we've collected some of the answers that may, but shouldn't, shock you the most. 

men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.
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Men Of Reddit Reveal Hardest Thing To Explain To Women

Unfortunately, there is a lot of toxic masculinity out there in the world, making it difficult for men to really express, or even get in touch with how they are feeling. Men wish they could tell women many things, but they don't know how to, for one reason or another. But a Reddit thread asking men to reveal the hardest thing to explain to a woman might be the place for women to get some insight into the mind of men! Women, this is your chance!

things men find hard to reveal to women - cover pic about men listening to what you say and then forgetting 5 minutes later | shambollix 13.7k points 23 hours ago is entirely possible listen everything say, understand all and still forget 5 minutes later especially under pressure.
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Questions For The Opposite Sex That You Wouldn’t Say IRL: A Reddit Thread

Admit it, you have a ton of questions you've always wanted to ask a member of the opposite sex, but haven't been able to. Perhaps you never have the balls (see what I did there?) to ask, or it wasn't an appropriate question, or you just don't know anyone to ask. Whatever the reason, you are not alone. Turns out, loads of people have these questions and a Reddit thread has kindly collated them all, so you can peruse through and see the answers to some of the most commonly thought of questions for the opposite sex. 

questions to the opposite sex - cover pic asking about pierced nipples leaking when you breastfeed | flamingoman 1.9k points 11 hours ago Girls, if have pierced nipples then have kid, does milk come out like sprinkler head or through original channel like hose.
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What Is Cool If You’re Handsome, But Creepy If You’re Ugly: A Reddit Thread

As much as we may hate to admit, we all know that the sun shines down on people who are good looking. Judging people by their looks is never the right answer, but unfortunately, handsome people get further in life. People are attracted to attractive people, it's just fact. An AskReddit thread asked people what things are cool if you're handsome, but creepy if you're ugly, and the answers reveal just how much life truly favors beauty. 

people reveal things that are cool if you're handsome but creepy if you're ugly - cover pic redditor example living in a Volkswagen van | VegetableArmy7 8 points 5 hours ago Living Volkswagen van. Handsome hippy, clean carbon foot print blagh blagh blagh Ugly=creepy and homeless
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People Reveal Stories Of Waking Up Mid-Surgery

Having surgery is a pretty big deal, even if it is a minor procedure. With all sorts of risks at stake, anaesthesiologists have an important job of ensuring that patients stay sedated for the entirety of the surgery. But sometimes they can mess up, causing patients to wake up during their operations and of course, freak. The. F*ck. Out. I'm sure I would! Reading through these real accounts of people who have woken up during their surgeries is enough to make me pray I never have to go under the knife if I can help it... it's truly the stuff of nightmares!

people describing what happened when they woke up mid-surgery - cover pic story "I panicked and slapped the nurse. She slapped me back. Then they put me back under."
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Men Describe What Makes Them Feel Manly

The concept of "masculinity" is one that triggers debates - everyone as an opinion on what it means and who is entitled to have an opinion on it. But men are speaking up, and a Reddit thread asking men to describe what makes them feel manly might just trigger some debate among you. Scroll through and hear it straight from men what exactly makes them feel like men...

men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.
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Girls' Opinions On The Worst Part Of Being A Guy

Girls and guys are different in many ways and the reality is, unless you undergo a gender change, girls will never know what it's like to be a guy and guys will never know what it's like to be a girl. All we can do is hypothesize about how the other half live and try to be as empathetic as possible to their struggles. A Reddit thread asking girls what they think the worst part about being a guy would be has revealed just how tough girls think guys have it! Read on and see how much you can relate to...

girls share the worst things about being a guy - cover pic describing how annoying it is to have out of control boners | 10daisy9 2.6k points 18 hours ago Honestly, men's genitals seem be pretty out control their brains stories hear. Like random boner does not sound pleasant, especially everyone would tease
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Redditors Reveal: People Whose Parents Walked In On Them Having Sex

There are a few things you definitely don't want your parents catching you doing, especially when you're a teenager. Watching porn and doing drugs are a few of the things that come to mind, but the worst thing in the world for your parents to walk in on? Yep, you guessed it. Having sex. There's not really any coming back from your parents walking in on you doing the dirty (think American Pie) and you just have to accept that things will never be normal again. These Redditors reveal just how awkward things got when their parents caught them mid romp and we're cringing so hard for these poor individuals. Read on and you'll see what I mean...

redditors reveal what happened when their parents walked in on them having sex - cover pic not my parents but her parents. I yelled out loud "we were westling". Very awkwar
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Employers Reveal Stupidest Answers Seen On Job Applications

When applying for a job, there are certain things that are a given, such as checking your resume for spelling and grammar mistakes, making sure all your contact details are correct and looking presentable for the interview. Well, as obvious as they may seem, not everyone knows these basic facts, as proved in an AskReddit thread where employees revealed the weirdest and stupidest things they've seen on job applications. Scroll through and laugh in disbelief. 

employees reveal stupidest things seen in job applications - cover image had someone put down "Jesus" for a reference
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Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving

Being a hospital worker is a noble profession. Whether you're a doctor, a nurse, a receptionist, or a porter, you have to deal with frustrating patients every day. Everyone thinks they know best when it comes to their health, but some people really display extreme stupidity when it comes to aftercare. Hospital workers of Reddit, have shared the dumbest things they saw a patient do immediately after leaving, and honestly, some of them are unbelievable. People really are stupid. Scroll through, and you'll see what I mean. 

Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving Hospital - cover pic somebody lit up a cigarette with nasal cannular on and lit their face on fire | CRRT93 66 points 2 hours ago Somebody lit up cigarette no smoking area) with nasal cannula on, and lit their face on fire. Had come right back into ER.
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Worst Things People Experienced During Sex

Sex is great when it goes smoothly. But sometimes something really awkward can happen and totally kill the moment, making you wish the ground would swallow you up. Usually, we keep those stories to ourselves, so they die with us, but these people have bravely revealed the true stories of the worst things that happened to them during sex. They're making us cringe so much, we feel sorry for them. Scroll through and feel their pain! 

real stories of the worst things people experienced during sex - cover image while having sex an elderly woman asked if we were ok
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Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life

Movies are about escapism - they're meant to take us away into a fantasy world, whether it's a cartoon, an action-thriller, a rom-com, or a horror movie. But even though it's not real, we still want to see plots that are somewhat believable, and sometimes, the producers just get it all wrong. People of Reddit are pointing out all the things are totally normal in movies, but never happens in real life and they've got us seeing movies all differently now.

things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.
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Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves

As we grow up, we gain insight and wisdom into the realities of the world. Life is wonderful but tough and when we're teenagers, we think we're invincible and that we know everything. If only we could go back in time and give ourselves some advice on how better to prepare for the future... well, these Redditors share what they would say to their 15-year-old selves for one minute if they could and the answers are pretty grounding. What piece of advice would you give your teenage self?

people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes
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Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

Flowers are the perfect gesture for almost any occasion. Whether it's to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, the birth of a new baby, or to offer condolences, flowers are the easiest gift to send someone. Of course, the essential part of your floral delivery is the card, which expresses the sentiment with which you sent the flowers, and is usually left to the florist to write out. Typically, the messages read, "I love you," "I'm sorry for your loss," or "congratulations". But other times, they reveal the downright awkward and messy situations that people get themselves into. Reddit asked florists to reveal the most outrageous card messages they've had to deliver with flowers, and they are genuinely shocking and reveal the messy details of some people's lives!

funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."
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