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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Worst Things People Experienced During Sex

Sex is great when it goes smoothly. But sometimes something really awkward can happen and totally kill the moment, making you wish the ground would swallow you up. Usually, we keep those stories to ourselves, so they die with us, but these people have bravely revealed the true stories of the worst things that happened to them during sex. They're making us cringe so much, we feel sorry for them. Scroll through and feel their pain! 

real stories of the worst things people experienced during sex - cover image while having sex an elderly woman asked if we were ok
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Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life

Movies are about escapism - they're meant to take us away into a fantasy world, whether it's a cartoon, an action-thriller, a rom-com, or a horror movie. But even though it's not real, we still want to see plots that are somewhat believable, and sometimes, the producers just get it all wrong. People of Reddit are pointing out all the things are totally normal in movies, but never happens in real life and they've got us seeing movies all differently now.

things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.
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Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves

As we grow up, we gain insight and wisdom into the realities of the world. Life is wonderful but tough and when we're teenagers, we think we're invincible and that we know everything. If only we could go back in time and give ourselves some advice on how better to prepare for the future... well, these Redditors share what they would say to their 15-year-old selves for one minute if they could and the answers are pretty grounding. What piece of advice would you give your teenage self?

people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes
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Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

Flowers are the perfect gesture for almost any occasion. Whether it's to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, the birth of a new baby, or to offer condolences, flowers are the easiest gift to send someone. Of course, the essential part of your floral delivery is the card, which expresses the sentiment with which you sent the flowers, and is usually left to the florist to write out. Typically, the messages read, "I love you," "I'm sorry for your loss," or "congratulations". But other times, they reveal the downright awkward and messy situations that people get themselves into. Reddit asked florists to reveal the most outrageous card messages they've had to deliver with flowers, and they are genuinely shocking and reveal the messy details of some people's lives!

funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."
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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi
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People Reveal What It's Like To Be In A Coma

Falling into or being placed into a coma is scary stuff. Hovering between life and death isn't something that anyone would undergo out of choice, but it's still a fascinating concept for people to comprehend. Obviously one can never know what it's like unless they've experienced it themselves, but unfortunately plenty of people have been there. A Reddit thread asking people to describe their experiences of being in a coma has shed some light on the scary realities of being in such a vulnerable position. Here are some of the responses.

people reveal coma stories cover photo person explaining what it's like to be in a coma | ManiacMando 5.2k points 23 hours ago hit by car 5years old. Ended up with toxic shock syndrome and went into coma 4 months just remember some very weird 'dreams which can still recall vividly 26 years later. Someone mentioned something about visiting another realm, and thats pretty close mark.
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Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Weddings

For the most part, weddings are beautiful occasions, remembered for all the right reasons. But sometimes, newlyweds can be so horrendously awful that "till death do us part" has the guests wondering if that refers to them as well. An AskReddit thread asking people to share their stories of the cringiest things they've seen a bride and groom do for their wedding has revealed some truly socking tales, making us wonder if true love isn't just a front for 'pure psycho'. We'll let you be the judge of that; scroll through and watch your mouth drop to the floor!

Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Their Weddings Cover Photo Example Of Bad Wedding | toxictribe 33.1k points 17 hours ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late her own wedding. Southern California an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants get married her yoga outfit groom shut down and she refused change her clothes groom decided leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
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People Recall Memorable Strangers They've Encountered

We encounter hundreds of thousands of strangers throughout our life, but some impact us much more than others. Sometimes all it takes is one interaction with a stranger and it sticks in your mind forever. An AskReddit thread asked people to recall one stranger that they vividly remember and as usual, the people of the internet have given their best tales, which we've collated for you below. 

people recall memorable strangers askreddit encounter | GerCop 24 points 2 hours ago Once little girl (around 6-7) years old came into our precinct and confessed she had cheated on her math test and ready go jail colleague mine explained her situation and she won't go jail colleague made her hot chocolate and called her parents so they could pick up their daughter. Bless innocent dumb children.
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Stupidest Questions People Have Been Asked

They say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but a Reddit thread has revealed that this is, in fact, definitely not true. People are sharing the stupid questions they've been asked over the years, and there are some real shockers in there. Scroll through some of the best ones below and be amazed at people's utter stupidity.

stupid questions people reddit funny | 7empestipated 7.7k points 15 hours ago born significantly deaf once asked Do deaf babies know sign language they're born?
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People Reveal How Far They've Gone In Truth Or Dare

Truth or dare is a game that should only be played with people you trust. Because otherwise, you may find yourself in some pretty awkward and uncomfortable situations, like the people below. An AskReddit thread asking people to reveal the furthest they'd ever gone in a game of truth or dare shows just how far people will go to prove a point and not back down. Read on and cringe at the embarrassment. 

truth or dare askreddit reveal nsfw games | LinhOrcutt 71 points 8 hours ago jumped 20 stairs almost 3 meters height think stupid tore ligament knee.
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People Reveal Most 'Out Of Touch With Reality' Moments They Witnessed In Others

We all know someone who lives in their own little world; the person who thinks that the universe revolves around them and their needs. You know the type. They're pretty annoying and difficult to be around. Whether they are super rich with no concept of the value of money, or they think they can behave however they like towards others, some people are seriously out of touch with reality. People on Reddit are sharing the most severe cases of this as seen in other people the responses are pretty shocking. How do some people get off?! Read on and be amazed!


askreddit people reality delusional out of touch crazy | stormy-darklordofall 13.3k points 2 days ago Had friend who insisted she relationship with C-list celebrity whom she met once during comic convention. All celebrity's Instagram and twitter posts were her and everything had meaning behind celebrity got married, she said just media so she and celebrity could live quiet life he didn't do anything her birthday, she had breakdown. She went therapy not long after.
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People Share Real Stories Of Their Worst Coworkers

Your coworkers can be the difference between loving or hating your job. An AskReddit thread asking people to share stories of the worst coworkers they have ever worked with has revealed just how bad some people have it at work. Hopefully reading these will make you grateful for your coworkers who aren't as bad as you might have thought. Or, it will make you speak to HR just a little faster. Hopefully the former. 

people share stories coworkers boss manager real askreddit | litkat16 16.5k points 16 hours ago had manager once who dumped trash on my desk my third day there. She said remind taking out trash part my job description wasn't research assistant at mortgage firm
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Mistakes People Made Confusing Two Items In Different Hands

Sometimes our brains glitch and we do some weird sh*t. Whether it's walking into a room and totally forgetting why, or mixing up our words by mistake, life is full of strangely embarrassing moments like these. Another classic is holding two things in separate hands and confusing them, leading us to some "doh" things. A Reddit thread asking people for the things they did in this exact situation has produced some hilarious results. Admit it, you've been there too... 

askreddit confused items mistake hands items funny | garlicbreaddick2 22.3k points 1 day ago writing while drinking coke ended up stabbing myself face with pencil spilled ice cubes
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Redditors Reveal The Brands Much Cheaper Than Expensive Originals

Going to a supermarket and being faced with hundreds of options can be overwhelming. Knowing whether to go with a well-known branded product, or a cheaper knockoff isn't always easy because no one wants to sacrifice quality. But sometimes, the products are exactly the same and the only difference is the labeling. So, how do you know when this is the case? An AskReddit thread asking people to share their tips on when it's best to buy name brands might help you get a better idea of where you could be saving the bucks.

reddit cheap expensive brands comparisons off brand askreddit | ThisIsCody_ 272 points 20 days ago Milk WalMart looking at milk and an old man stopped He said he retired dairy industry. He told same milk plant same cows, fills different colored cartons same batch. He tapped his nose and winked and said s all same shit.
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Redditors Share Their Best Piece Of Advice From Life

Life is full of lessons. Whether we learn them through tragedy, heartbreak, or love, we pick up some pearls of wisdom along the way. A Reddit thread asking people to share the best advice they could give anyone shows just how much life can teach us, how much we take for granted and how powerful the benefit of hindsight is. Check out some of the most impressive ones below. 

askreddit wisdom life advice pearls lessons | Dutch_Midget 17 points 9 hours ago Just because can, doesn't mean should
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Real Stories Of People Who Somehow Got Their Boss Fired

Having a good boss or a bad boss can be the difference between loving and hating your job. Great bosses motivate us, lift us up, and help us grow professionally. Bad bosses hinder our growth, make us miserable, and make us wish we worked anywhere else. Getting your bad boss fired is a fantasy that not many people get to live out, but a Reddit thread asking those few lucky ones who did it for their stories proves just how satisfying it was. Here are their stories. 

boss fired askreddit stories nsfw lawsuit people | GrumpyScapegoat 1.4k points 4 days ago used math prove their superior severely my boss had underestimated turnover 3+ years row, costing ton money and labor issues. One day earlier boss had screamed at my team until his face went purple, making huge spectacle front entire floor gist were colluding against company by handful us) electing not renew our contracts. Came back with graphs and maths, baby. He demoted and transferred out couple weeks la
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