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Awkward, Moment-Killer Things To Say After Sex

Great sex isn't just about the deed itself. It's also about the lead-up, the mood, the whole vibe. And what happens after is just as important as what happens before and that includes the pillow talk. While most people use it as an opportunity to get to know the other person, talk about their shared experience, or possibly even plan the next time, there are some who try and make it as awkward as possible. Here are some of the weirdest things people have come up with to totally kill the moment after sex. Who said romance is dead?

awkward after sex askreddit nsfw couple bed moment killer funny nsfw | ObnoxiouslyPolitical 110 points 14 hours ago Would like talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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Redditor's Reveal Their Self-Improvement Journeys During COVID-19 Lockdown

An AskReddit thread calling people to reveal how they are making themselves better during the COVID-19 outbreak has revealed the self-improvement journeys of thousands of people. Being in lockdown and practicing social distancing means that people have more time to dedicate to the things they never usually have the time to do. From learning new languages to learning how to french braid, or even stop drinking, here are some truly inspirational ways that people are turning something awful into something good. What are you doing to better yourself during this time? 

askreddit self improvement coronavirus reddit covid-19 quarantine better lockdown isolation | 148-3369 225 points 17 hours ago Finally writing movie always wanted more than 60 pages s just flowing off my fingertips! Pure magic.
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Redditor's Suggest Official "Theme Songs" For The Pandemic

One of the positives to come out of being quarantined is that people are bored and people are getting creative. A Reddit thread asking people to come up with official "theme songs" for the Coronavirus pandemic has produced some brilliantly hilarious, albeit morbid responses. Here are some of our favorites. 

redditers theme song pandemic coronavirus COVID-19 official | what should be the official theme song for the pandemic? reddit posted by jupiterrising877
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Redditors Admit Stupidest Things They Thought As Children

Let's face it, as kids, we believe some of the most ridiculous nonsense. It's easy to look back as an adult and make fun of the things we believed way-back-when, but when we're kids these beliefs seem all too real. A Reddit thread asking people to confess the stupidest thing they believed as a child is full of hilarious, adorable and a few WTF confessions. Here are some of our favorites.

redditors stupid things children admit askreddit things kids say child | north407 15 points 17 hours ago know companies say "est. 1942 used think stood estimated 1942 very confused as why so many companies didn't know year they were founded.
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Redditors Reveal Nightmare Weddings Doomed From The Start

Weddings should be days of pure love, joy, and happiness. And usually, they are, but sometimes, they really really aren't. A thread on AskReddit requested "things that happened at a wedding that made it obvious the bride and groom shouldn't be getting married" and some of the replies are amazing. They show that behind the scenes, it's not always as lovey-dovey as you might think. Or, in these cases, very much not behind the scenes. Here are some of the most outrageous responses we found, sending these couples straight from the alter to the divorce courts. Yikes! 

Reddit Wedding Nightmare Doomed start askreddit nighmares funny bride groom guests | what happened at a wedding that made it obvious the bride and groom shouldn't be getting married? are they still together?
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Coronavirus Edition

Here are this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about Coronavirus. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the Corvid-19 epidemic and everything related to it. Prepare to have your mind blown! 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, coronavirus, askreddit, best of week, thoughts, Corvid-19, epidemic | Posted by u/darwinhercules 5 days ago top hand sanitizer pump must have 0.01 germs
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Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Science Edition

Here are this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about science. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about science, the world and everything in it. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are. 

shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, science, askreddit, best of week, thoughts | Posted by u/tehpolicecat One day colonize mars. People born there will eventually form conspiracy theories about earth people not existing.
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Beautiful Reasons As To Why Life Is Worth Living

Redditor, u/skopein, asked a simple question in the subreddit 'r/AskReddit,' -- "Why do you like to be alive?"

That beautiful question sparked 34 thousand beautiful responses! 

If you needed a reminder as to why life is worth living, there are 20+ reasons from everyday people, just like you and I. 

reddit wholesome life living askreddit thread | Why do like be alive? Cambriee 35.6k points 3 days ago There's lot places still want go, books want read, movies want see. Even if don't get experience all before die like anticipation all.
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Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

"But why?" is a question that all parents dread. Usually, it's because they don't know the answers and don't want their kid to know, but sometimes it's because there is just no answer. Reddit asked parents of the internet for the "why?" questions their toddlers have thrown at them that even Google couldn't answer and some of them are truly unanswerable. Check them out below. 

askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"
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Doctors Share Cases Of Patients Who Faked Illness Or Injuries

A Reddit thread asking doctors to expose the biggest case of "faking it" they've ever seen and the replies are nothing short of brilliant. These patients take hypochondria to a whole new level. Read and be amazed at how far some people will go to get some sympathy for things that don't exist. And if you like these, here are more cases of patients who were caught faking various ailments.

ask reddit, doctor, patients, lying, illness, injury, fake, funny | _Stamos ER nurse. Bringing patient back room who said he had kidney stones had him stop at bathroom and get urine sample. Dude comes out with with specimen cup literally has piece concrete Looked him eye expecting some sort joke. He Serious threw away and walked his dumbass back waiting room contemplate his stupidity.
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Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Relationship Edition

Here are this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about relationships. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about love. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are. 

shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, relationships, askreddit, best of week, love, thoughts | Posted by J_k_LI Being attracted people who wear glasses is complete opposite natural selection stands .
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Aspects Of Men's Lives That Baffle Women

Women think men can read their minds, but if they knew half of what went on inside women's brains, they would be baffled, shocked and horrified. But equally, there are many things that go on inside the brains of men, that they wish women knew. Wouldn't the world be an easier place to live? A Reddit thread asking the internet 'What aspects of a man's life are most women unaware of?' sheds some light into exactly what those things are. From the technical to the emotional, men, hopefully, you can relate to these. Women... here is a rare insight into the mind of men. Read and learn. 

askreddit, men, women, difference, reddit | posted by nicken_chuggets 182 67 points 7 months ago belly hair gets caught and ripped out belt buckle. Ouch.
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Unorganized Backpack Stuffers Reveal Where They Are Now

AskReddit is at it again, asking insightful and thoughtful questions that turn into fantastic threads! 

This time, user u/imconfusedbro1 is asking, "People who shoved their school papers in their backpacks with no binder/folder etc, Where are you now?"

Anyone else feel personally attacked? OK, good. I'm not alone. 

askreddit backpacks life lol funny stories reddit people school | r/AskReddit Posted by imconfusedbro1 People who shoved their school papers their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are now? Even_Appeal NOT GREAT, MY DUDE, NOT GREAT
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Mall Santas Of Reddit Reveal Request From Kids

Some of these are rather funny, and others hit us real hard in the feels. Not that their requests were "weird" but rather more heartbreaking and truthful. 

The rest were weird. And even gross. 

Redditor u/codywinters327 asked the AskReddit community, "Mall Santas of Reddit, what is the most disturbing, heart-wrenching or weirdest thing a child has asked you for?"

Just be prepared for a medley of different emotions coming at you!


askreddit mall santas kids weird wtf creepy gross disturbing funny lol | Mall Santas Reddit is most disturbing, heart-wrenching or weirdest thing child has asked. wife. He 6.
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Redditors Disclose The Biggest 'No No' Thing When Cooking

Uh, did you know Olive Oil can go bad? Because I never even thought about that. Redditor, u/MomosOnSale, asked the online community, "Redditors who cook, what's the biggest 'no no' thing in cooking?" 

And the comments are actually filled some really helpful cooking tips. 

I also read a majority of these cooking tips with Disney's Ratatouille chef Colette's voice in mind. Try it, it's fun.

Anyways, I learned a little something from this and maybe you will, too! 

Anyone else got some helpful cooking tips?

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Kid Brings In Mothers Menstrual Cup For Show And Tell And Hilarity Ensues

Oh man, this kid will be horrified to learn about this when he grows up! Redditor user, u/sothishappened2, messed up or rather "TIFU" (which is an abbreviation for 'Today I F**ked Up') by letting his son take in his mother's menstrual cup for show and tell. 

To be fair, the dad had no idea what the cup true purpose was until it was too late. 

At least it was an innocent mistake that everyone found hilarious -- including the mother! Read the story below:

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