Going for the world record

At least a good story came out of it

Happily cuffed

Accidentally falling into another situationship

Complicated gets kinda old

Someone has to be the center of attention, and no one else is stepping up

Happy Swiping

Dating in this day and age is always a gamble . There are about a million ways to meet people, and you can never really guarantee that the person you're going to meet up with is normal until you're there sitting beside them. Sure, you can try to pull out all of the shots, facetime them before, and stalk all of their socials, but we all know nothing is clear until you see them in person. And sometimes it's a good thing, sometimes they're much more attractive than you even imagined, and you actua…

Em Ratajkowski deserves better

Seriously would like to see you try

Not a single Limited Too t-shirt in sight…

We all have our own methods

First dates are overrated anyways.

Girls gotta look out for each other

At least he knows she's not a catfish

That's one way to ensure a proper ghosting