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Fourteen Times 'Nice' Guys Fully Committed To Being Trash

Don't y'all just feel so bad for all the nice guys out there! They seem to have the hardest lives ever. They wake up, brush their teeth, feed the homeless, rescue a puppy, and then get screwed over by evil women. It's quite the lifestyle. No wonder they always finish last, they're too busy being amazing!

But, seriously why is it always the guys who complain about being nice that aren't actually nice at all. The whole, 'Pity me, girls aren't attracted to me even though I respond to all their polls on Insta' is getting really old. Also PSA: Nice is not a personality trait, so maybe find something else that makes you special.

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People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are

Everybody has their favorite fruit, they are all so different. Some are juicy, sweet, sour — there's really one for everyone. But each person also has a least favorite fruit as well, and for whatever reason March 22, 2021, was the day people decided to roast their least favorite fruits on Twitter. It looks like it got quite political, fruits are nothing to joke about. Just wait till people start roasting their bottom-tier veggies. There may be casualties.

But actually, this is a hilarious thread, it was just the kind of content I needed in my life today. Maybe you too.

People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are| thumbnail text - katie @basicfolklore I was traumatized by these at restaurants in the south so I haven't touched a pear since childhood
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Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men

#Lifewithoutmenwouldbe is trending on Twitter and there are a lot of thought-provoking responses. Well, men are an interesting breed. They definitely come in handy sometimes, like when you need to open a jar or restart your computer...

I'm just kidding, this hashtag is ridiculous because we all know that there are incredible men out there, and had this been the opposite hashtag it would have not been acceptable on any social media platform. It seems most people understand that this is a joke because there are hundreds of hilarious posts. Here are some of the most captivating ones.

Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men| thumbnail text - Bella @BellaLaRue1 #LifeWithoutMenWouldBe great for the makers of batteries.
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Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old

Being a young adult can be hard. What makes it even harder is when there's an entire younger generation roasting you for every single thing you've ever done or said. Why is Gen Z so harsh on Millennials. Do they deserve it? Is it really such a big deal that they used Myspace when they were younger?

The best thing to do in these cases is to laugh with them I suppose. Millennials did do a ton of funny sh*t, so Gen Z isn't entirely off. Give in 10 more years and Gen Z will get equally roasted on Twitter by the generation following them. So no worries, this is just how it goes.

Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old| thumbnail text - ghost @HolyTyranny ... My 9 yearold cousin just called me old because i have "headphones with wires on them" did that actually just happen 1:45 PM · Feb 8, 2019 · Twitter for Android
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Parents Admit Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'

Having a child is a beautiful, magical miracle that many people feel very lucky to do. It also happens to be one of the most painful things a person could possibly go through, but hey, men are stronger than women right? I digress.

The point is, after all that work, and planning, and pain you'd hope that the final project is at least presentable. But then this alien creature comes sprawling out of your insides and you realize that thing is yours and it's pretty crazy. Obviously, it's beautiful, it's a baby! It's the purest thing ever, but damn they can be funny looking too. It's okay if you've had these thoughts too.

Parents Discuss Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'| thumbnail text - justasmucho • 15h As a mom of 2, my babies looked like weird misshapen potatoes. Puffy eyes, cone heads, squished ears. Newborns are weird looking. 6 Reply 1.1k ...
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Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

Once you have kids your entire life changes and a lot of adjustments need to be made to keep up with it. You have to try to have healthy snacks around the house, you can't get blackout drunk every Tuesday, and you need to deal with your child's incessant curiosity. I promise you, it never ends. 

Why this? But why that? But why why why?

It can drive you insane. Sometimes it makes your life just a whole lot easier to tell a little white lie. It might not make a whole lot of sense, but it gets the job done. If you run out of useful white-lies, feel free to take any of these that fellow parents shared on Twitter.

Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids| thumbnail text - Stacy Leigh Hutchens @slhutchens ... "I'm the grown-up, and I know what I'm doing," is probably the biggest lie I tell my children. 11:29 PM · Aug 18, 2016 · Twitter Web Client
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People Reveal What Screams 'I'm Very Insecure'

Most of us are insecure at some point in our lives. Or we have things about ourselves that we wish we could change. It's totally normal. What varies from person to person is how we choose to deal with our insecurities. Do we avoid the topic, or do we exclaim the opposite? Either way, it usually doesn't take a genius to notice that someone is covering up insecurity. Just like most things, there are definitely some tell-tale signs.

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The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't Message You Back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There

Texting people back can honestly feel like a chore sometimes. And it's basically a nonstop rule, like making your bed, cleaning dishes, or being nice to the person who pays you. Your true friends will understand if you're just a sh*tty texter, but for acquaintances, you may need to form some kind of an apology when trying to reinitiate conversation. It can be awkward, but if you're truly out of good ideas for these instances, here are 12 very useful excuses from Twitter that you now have at your disposal.

The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't message you back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There| thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly · Feb 20 sorry i didn't text you back i spent all day worrying that you were mad at me for not texting you back •.. 5 27 210 2.3K
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Woman Vents About How She Is Done With Expecting Guys To Make The First Move

There are a lot of expectations for men and women when it comes to love. Men are meant to chase and women are supposed to sit and wait for their prince charming to rescue them or whatever. Sorry, I can't take this seriously because it just sounds so old-fashioned and boring. How can a woman ensure that the guy she likes knows that she likes him? Reverse psychology? Reverse reverse psychology? It just seems like a big waste of time to wait for a guy to make the move every time.

One woman took to Reddit to vent about how displeased she is with this system and how she doesn't believe it benefits either gender.

Woman Vents About How She Is Done With Expecting Guys To Make The First Move| thumbnail text - Posted by u/starryeyes333 5 days ago E 25 e2 3 3 3 I'm so tired of seeing women on social media preaching about if a man's interested he'd let it be known. Venting edited for graMmar
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People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Families Do

All families are a little bit weird sometimes. We all spend so much time in our houses with the same people that certain mannerisms and routines that are clearly unique to our family don't even feel weird anymore. It's not until you have people over that you are confronted with the realization that... uh oh we're the weird house on the block. AND, there's literally nothing you can do about it either, so you better just embrace it.

Hot take though... dinners at weird family houses are always more fun.

Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter to ask people to share the weird sh*t their family does, and these people did not hold back.

People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Family Does| thumbnail text - Bill Bradley @gumgumerson · Mar 8 #MyFamilylsWeird My mom interrupted my first college class because I didn't answer my phone. So she called the school and said she thought •.. someone was kicking my ass. 3 51
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Funniest Memes Roasting 'The Bachelor' Finale Like A Damn Marshmallow

So 'The Bachelor' Finale finally happened. For some reason, this one felt extra weird. Kind of hard to put my finger on it. Could've been the long pauses, the weird comments, or perhaps the inappropriate leg rubbing. Regardless, the 'After The Final Rose' segment is usually uneventful, however this year it was definitely one to remember. I don't know about you, but my favorite way to remember such random events is through memes, and we sure received a lot from last night. Thank you, meme gods.

Here are some of the best memes and tweets of the night that truly capture everything that happened:

Funniest Memes Roasting 'The Bachelor' Finale Like A Damn Marshmallow| thumbnail text - - Will Smith @willsmith pain. lil shriek @bachel... · Mar 16 forcing myself to finish this season because l've already come this gd far 7 #TheBachelor.
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 17, 2021)

It's amazing how so many things are continuously progressing and changing, especially during these trying times, yet men still have the audacity to mansplain. It's honestly a talent, the complete disregard for female intelligence and patience. I suppose it's the way they're raised, but why would somebody try to raise a know-it-all?

It's important to note that we girls do not think that all men are serial mansplainers, though if they reject the existence of 'mansplaining,' it's a definite red flag. These tweets definitely capitalize on that.

Weekly Dose Of Witty Tweets About Mansplaining (March 16, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Z rowan. ... @rowandemboats one time a dude tried to mansplain IUDS to me soi threatened to yank mine out and put it in his drink 8:24 AM · 3/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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Twitter Responds To Female Australian MP Getting Blatantly Mansplained To On Live TV

Kate Thwaites, a member of the Australian Parliament, went on ABC tv to talk about the significance of #March4justice. March 4 Justice was an organized movement in Australia that brought tens of thousands of people together to march and protest against the sexual abuse and harassment of women in the country. As Thwaites was sharing her support for the movement on TV, Morrison Government Senator Ben Small continuously spoke over her, basically proving Thwaites' point about why such female-empowerment movements need to take place. Tsk tsk.

Thwaites shared her frustrating experience on Twitter only hours ago, and it has already blown up. Just like Thwaites did in the interview, Twitter is disappointed but not surprised.

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People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed

Sex-ed is a little different in each school. Every state has its own laws about how sex ought to be taught. Then there are private schools, which have completely free rein to teach whatever the f*ck they want. Should they have that authority? It's not my place to decide. But all of the people I know who got an abstinence-only sex-ed experience tend to have the craziest theories that they eventually have to unlearn, and sometimes it can be quite funny

People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed| thumbnail text - - LoveBy137 • 15h S 8 5 Awards If you are willing to make out with someone, you'll end up having sex with them because you pass the point of no return on the mountain climb to sex. G Reply 1 10.5k 3 ..
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People Confess Weirdest Things They Said During Sex Which Totally Killed The Mood

It can be really hard to let loose sometimes in life. We have schedules, scripts, and norms for our everyday lives. There are very few places where we are encouraged to be wild. At an all-you-can-eat buffet, and in bed. However, is there such a thing as too wild? Should we still watch what we say even when we're doing the deed? I guess it all depends on the situation.

I can only hope that all you weirdos can find someone who is turned on by the weird sh*t that might pop out of your mouth in bed.

People Confess What They Said Which Completely Killed The Mood In Bed|
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People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger

Ever had a night that you needed a friend to fill in for you? Hey, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes you say, "Sure, I'll mix rum and vodka" and then you wake up the next day with a full face of makeup still on. Honestly, that's pretty normal

What can be a little more extreme is waking up in a stranger's bed the next morning. But there are a million reasons/decisions that could lead to that point. Not all stranger sleepovers are made equal, and soon you'll understand why.

People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger| thumbnail text - cbelt3 11 hours ago 2 Got really drunk at a dorm party. Ended up carrying a passed out girl up to her room (3 flights of stairs, elevator was out). Plunked her in her bed, took her shoes off. Then passed out on her floor. She woke me up by stepping on me and yelling at me. I was too hung over to argue and just left. 2.7k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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