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Dumbest Things Guys Admitted On A First Date

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumbest Things Guys Said On First Dates thumbnail pop art image man woman text - Women over 25 are too old for me!
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People Confess How They Got Their One-Night Stand To Leave

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

people confess how they got their one night stand to leave | thumbnail text - my one night stand won't leave. Call me with an 'emergency'.
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People Reveal How They Were Ruthlessly Dumped On Valentines Day

Getting dumped any time of the year is unfortunate, but on or around Valentine's Day certainly makes the sting a little more intense. But you are not alone! We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you eight unfortunate stories of people breaking up with their significant other JUST in time for Valentine's Day.

people reveal the ruthless ways they were dumped on valentines day | thumbnail text - you're dumping me on valentines day?! "I found out my husband was cheating on me on Valentine’s Day because he accidentally gave me a card that was meant for his mistress. Right after he told me he was filing for divorce."
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Ten Women Reveal How They Knew They Were Dating A Momma's Boy

It's no secret that many women look to how a man treats his mother to preface how they would be treated as their potential partner…but sometimes it's clear that mommy will always reign supreme. We're talking about the grown men who are overly dependent on their mom into adulthood, letting her make decisions for him despite the fact he's old enough to make decisions for himself. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share stories from ten unlucky women on their 'how I knew I was dating a momma's boy' moments.

women reveal the moments they knew they were dating a momma's boy | thumbnail pop art graphic of woman text - I'm dating a momma's boy | The guy I was dating bought me a nice perfume for my birthday. It was the same perfume his mom wears.
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Cats Who Interrupted Their Owners From Having Romantic Relations

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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10 Misogynistic Things Real Men Have Actually Said On Dates

Women can do anything that a man can do, but some people clearly haven't gotten the memo. We receive submissions from many a woman complaining about the blatant misogyny that unfortunately plagues the dating world in a time where feminism seems to be at its peak. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of 10 misogynistic things men have said on a date. Have a bad date story to submit? Send if here for a chance to be featured!

Misogynistic things real men actually said on a date | thumbnail pop art image of man and woman text - if you don't want your ass grabbed don't wear revealing clothing
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Dating Nightmares: 8 People Reveal Reasons They Dumped Their Partner During Quarantine

When the better part of the world entered lockdown, many a couple ultimately made the decision to cohabitate, for better or worse. Moving in together is a big step for anyone, but in a situation where you must endure the company of your significant other morning, noon, and night, things can get ugly. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share what ultimately lead to their breakup while quarantining together. Have a breakup story? Share it here for a chance to be featured!

people share why they dumped their partner during quarantine | thumbnail image of couple text - I make more $$$, you wash the dishes
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Dating Nightmares: 10 Bad Dates Which Accurately Sum Up 2020

I think we can all agree that 2020 in its entirety was an absolute dumpster fire. And many people's dating lives are no exception. We have teamed up with the bad dates blog The Single Society to bring you all the dating disasters that 2020 had to offer. Here are 10 dates that are SO incredibly on-brand for the worst year ever!

10 bad dates that accurately sum up 2020 | thumbnail includes pop art image of woman crying Text - my dating life is so on brand with 2020 | I turned down a guy for a second date because he was a total f*cking weirdo He didn't take it too well and made an ad on Craigslist with one of my pictures saying I was horny and I wanted sex. I had to change my number
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Dating Nightmares: Naughty Things Single People Did At A Wedding

When you put a plethora of attractive single men and women together, throw in some dancing, and add an open bar, what do you get?? Lots of naughty sexual activity, of course! Though 2020 has not allowed us to have these celebrations of love as we normally would, we are teaming up with The Single Society to share all of the sexual debauchery that has happened to our readers in order to look forward to things getting back to normal in the future. Enjoy reading the 9 naughtiest things single people have done at a wedding.

 

naughtiest things single people did at weddings | thumbnail includes pop art image of two men and one woman Text - Why do weddings make me so horny? | broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years just before one of my best friend's weddings and ended up going solo. I went a little nuts and ended up having a threesome with the bride's cousin and his wife in the steam room of their villa
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My Dating Nightmare: The Bible Beater Cheater

Dating is like starving in a grocery store. There are plenty of options but you'd rather f*cking die. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share all the curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Like this a**hole! Read about one woman's unfortunate experience with a Bible-beating hypocrite. If you have a bad date story of your own, submit it here to be featured on our site. 

bad dating stories about man who was a bible-beater cheater | thumbnail includes pop art graphic man woman Text - DIVORCED WOMEN HAVE TOO MUCH BAGGAGE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER DIVORCE | "Jack said he had two daughters, and he would be devastated if they were to separate from their future husbands as it wchlld go against the teachings in the Bible and how it would 'cheating' his faith in a sense. Yes. TWO
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My Dating Nightmare: Pushy Guy Who Couldn't Manage His Sexpectations

Some dudes just don't f*cking get it. Like this one who has absolutely no idea what boundaries are! Bad dates make great stories and we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the hilarious debauchery the modern dating world has to offer. If you have a hilariously bad date story, share it here for a chance to be featured. 

bad date story about a guy who assumed a woman would have sex because they kissed | thumbnail includes pop art image of man Text - Kissing means we are definitely having sex l made it clear that although we were making out (fully clothed) on his couch, I don't know where he got the notion that I wanted to have sex, and suggested he put his clothes back on. You should probably go. Thanks for wasting my time, Karl said, fixated on the basketball highlights
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Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

One-night stands don't always go quite as planned. Whether the sex is bad or your 'guest' just won't take the hint, there are a plethora of things that could go wrong. But these awful sexual escapades often make for hilarious stories! This is why we teamed up with The Single Society - to bring you all of the dating blunders and sexy time misfortunes so you can feel better about your life! Have a bad date story? Please submit it here for a chance to be featured!

bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE
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Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

Whether sexual tension has been brewing between colleagues all year or the spiked punched got people feeling a little frisky and in the mood for some sexy holiday party hookups. But what good are these sexy holiday party hookup stories if we don't share them with the world? We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most scandalous office party experiences that left these women feeling naughty AND nice.

people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed
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Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women

Guys can be complete assholes on dating apps, but so can girls! We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Here are 8 gentlemen who shared their absolute worst dating experience. If you have a bad date that makes a great story, share

stories about worst dates men went on with women in NYC | thumbnail man with speech bubbles Text - I LIKE WOMEN THE SAME WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... WITHOUT SOMEONE'S D*CK IN IT
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Dating Nightmares: Things Men Do Before Dates Which Annoy Women

Ok, so you found a cute, seemingly normal guy in the sea of douche bags we, unfortunately, call our dating pool, yet EVERY f*cking man has this uncanny ability to piss you off BEFORE you even meet in person. HOW IS THIS A THING?! We've teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the six things men do before dates which annoy women.

Things guys do before dates that piss women off | thumbnail image of man texting Text - sorry been busy all week. You up? Texting us after you have been out drinking to ask if we want to 'meet up' or 'hang out' is a bush league move. It's desperate. It's sleazy. Don't do it. F *ck off.
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy 'Owned Plane', But Shared A Bedroom With Two Brothers

Bad dates make great stories, especially when the date completely crashes and burns. Like this one!  We teamed up with The Single Society to share all of the dumpster fire dating disasters women face in this bizarre era that is digital dating. If you have a trainwreck dating story like this one, share that sh*t here! 

dating fail about guy who owned a plane but shared bedroom with two brothers | thumbnail pop art image of guy in plane Text - How about you buy me some drinks and I will tell you all about my plane? | would rather share 600 square feet brothers than give up my plane proclaimed as made me pay $100 worth of tequila downed on our date
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